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Rules To Share A Bed With Your Partner

 
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Never go to bed mad
 Quoting: Jet Mac


How are you supposed to get any sleep?
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious...

I'd wonder who was paying me, and why?
LetTheMilitaryTribuna​lsBegin!

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10/11/2018 01:13 PM
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You forgot - NO FARTING
Or at least wait until the other person is sound asleep -
and lift your blanket to free it. A Dutch oven can last for hours!
 Quoting: LetTheMilitaryTribunalsBegin!


Yeah, no Dutch Ovens should be number 1.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


wth you suppose to do just hold it...

i'd rather have my own room then.
 Quoting: Norque


Holding in gases from your digestive system is not good for you.
Chains are breaking
Minds are waking
Soon we'll serve no more...
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No bodily fluids on the sheets.
 Quoting: Indrid_Cold


what about on the carpet next to the bed? sometimes I can't control my cream pies.
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No bodily fluids on the sheets.
 Quoting: Indrid_Cold


what about on the carpet next to the bed? sometimes I can't control my cream pies.
 Quoting: chasity


big_smile
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No bodily fluids on the sheets.
 Quoting: Indrid_Cold


what about on the carpet next to the bed? sometimes I can't control my cream pies.
 Quoting: chasity


glassesoff
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So long as there is a dry spot it's mine.

Grappling for the dry spit will only create a situation where there is no dry spot. It's almost funny.
 Quoting: Mama Outlaw


you are not doing it right.

you need to be face down on the side of the bed, bottoms up legs on floor spread at least shoulder width apart. Then just stand straight up after he's finished and let it land on the carpet, no wet spot on bed. Get one of those carpet brushes and spray and clean in morning or every couple months.
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think op likes sleeping alone, prolly really love yaself as well. could ad no old ugly woman on our pretend list
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1049bedrules

Do you have any other ones?
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


Don't browse GLP before you go to bed
 Quoting: RetroGod


Why?
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


cause technology ruins your ability to sleep
 Quoting: RetroGod


sounds like you arent getting up early enough...
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You forgot - NO FARTING
Or at least wait until the other person is sound asleep -
and lift your blanket to free it. A Dutch oven can last for hours!
 Quoting: LetTheMilitaryTribunalsBegin!


Yeah, no Dutch Ovens should be number 1.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


wth you suppose to do just hold it...

i'd rather have my own room then.
 Quoting: Norque


Holding in gases from your digestive system is not good for you.
 Quoting: LetTheMilitaryTribunalsBegin!


ballsA1-1

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Yeah, no Dutch Ovens should be number 1.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


wth you suppose to do just hold it...

i'd rather have my own room then.
 Quoting: Norque


Holding in gases from your digestive system is not good for you.
 Quoting: LetTheMilitaryTribunalsBegin!


ballsA1-1
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


Can I recommend an improvement? Photoshop your face onto that pic.
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wth you suppose to do just hold it...

i'd rather have my own room then.
 Quoting: Norque


Holding in gases from your digestive system is not good for you.
 Quoting: LetTheMilitaryTribunalsBegin!


ballsA1-1
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


Can I recommend an improvement? Photoshop your face onto that pic.
 Quoting: Norque

You’re the troll... you do it!

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lol @ 5
A epiphany I had watering my lawn one day.

"Karma is the universal judicial system that NOBODY is Immune from"
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lol @ 5
 Quoting: Garufal


lol I have 13 pillows on my bed! chuckle

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So long as there is a dry spot it's mine.

Grappling for the dry spit will only create a situation where there is no dry spot. It's almost funny.
 Quoting: Mama Outlaw


you are not doing it right.

you need to be face down on the side of the bed, bottoms up legs on floor spread at least shoulder width apart. Then just stand straight up after he's finished and let it land on the carpet, no wet spot on bed. Get one of those carpet brushes and spray and clean in morning or every couple months.
 Quoting: chasity


clinton no

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think op likes sleeping alone, prolly really love yaself as well. could ad no old ugly woman on our pretend list
 Quoting: rumble


Yeah... my king size bed is only for me, myself, and I!!!
fuckyeah

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You forgot - NO FARTING
Or at least wait until the other person is sound asleep -
and lift your blanket to free it. A Dutch oven can last for hours!
 Quoting: LetTheMilitaryTribunalsBegin!


Yeah, no Dutch Ovens should be number 1.
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


cruise
A epiphany I had watering my lawn one day.

"Karma is the universal judicial system that NOBODY is Immune from"
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lol @ 5
 Quoting: Garufal


lol I have 13 pillows on my bed! chuckle
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


Lonely?
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If you accidentally shart, clean it up immediately and don't wait for the morning....this ain't Thunderdome.


shart

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No bodily fluids on the sheets.
 Quoting: Indrid_Cold


what about on the carpet next to the bed? sometimes I can't control my cream pies.
 Quoting: chasity


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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If you accidentally shart, clean it up immediately and don't wait for the morning....this ain't Thunderdome.


shart
 Quoting: Dumpty


Ewww

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lol @ 5
 Quoting: Garufal


lol I have 13 pillows on my bed! chuckle
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


Lonely?
 Quoting: 'Spawn'


Sometimes... sad

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No bodily fluids on the sheets.
 Quoting: Indrid_Cold


what about on the carpet next to the bed? sometimes I can't control my cream pies.
 Quoting: chasity


big_smile
 Quoting: Friends Of Carlotta


giddypicard

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No bodily fluids on the sheets.
 Quoting: Indrid_Cold


what about on the carpet next to the bed? sometimes I can't control my cream pies.
 Quoting: chasity


one does not simply create their own cream pies

that requires a dude
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1049bedrules

Do you have any other ones?
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


I could use a dead partner for all those rules.
The sun never sets on your dreams.
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10/11/2018 04:23 PM
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No bodily fluids on the sheets.
 Quoting: Indrid_Cold


what about on the carpet next to the bed? sometimes I can't control my cream pies.
 Quoting: chasity


one does not simply create their own cream pies

that requires a dude
 Quoting: Red John


I think she meant that she pisses herself cuz she can't control her old woman bladder lol
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lol @ 5
 Quoting: Garufal


lol I have 13 pillows on my bed! chuckle
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


Lonely?
 Quoting: 'Spawn'


Sometimes... sad
 Quoting: 1r0n4n9el


Based upon your posted rules and your 13 pillows, you may need get used to it.

Thanks for the laugh though. It was a funny list!

I would add - NO cold feet.

My ex would put her icicle encrusted feet on me and I'd damn near jump out of bed. She being a smoking hot redhead, I figured out a way to overlook that. In her defense, I failed three of your rules.

My two pennies.

Last Edited by 'Spawn' on 10/11/2018 04:33 PM
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No bodily fluids on the sheets.
 Quoting: Indrid_Cold


what about on the carpet next to the bed? sometimes I can't control my cream pies.
 Quoting: chasity


one does not simply create their own cream pies

that requires a dude
 Quoting: Red John


I think she meant that she pisses herself cuz she can't control her old woman bladder lol
 Quoting: Goldmaster


it is none of your business to talk about my private business I don't want to share with the publice!
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What about morning wood or anytime wood?
 Quoting: VigilantTexan


LOL my first thought, no poking the back side.

No grit in the bed.

The top sheet goes on top, not under you.

Do not forget your teeth on the night stand. LOL
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Try farting then holding the gf under the sheet.

I sleep alone these days....
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what about on the carpet next to the bed? sometimes I can't control my cream pies.
 Quoting: chasity


one does not simply create their own cream pies

that requires a dude
 Quoting: Red John


I think she meant that she pisses herself cuz she can't control her old woman bladder lol
 Quoting: Goldmaster


it is none of your business to talk about my private business I don't want to share with the publice!
 Quoting: chasity


What is your zodiac sign babygurl?:)
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