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Monger of Many Things User ID: 75276368 Netherlands 10/11/2018 12:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
LetTheMilitaryTribunalsBegin! User ID: 39903149 United States 10/11/2018 01:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You forgot - NO FARTING Quoting: LetTheMilitaryTribunalsBegin! Or at least wait until the other person is sound asleep - and lift your blanket to free it. A Dutch oven can last for hours! Yeah, no Dutch Ovens should be number 1. wth you suppose to do just hold it... i'd rather have my own room then. Holding in gases from your digestive system is not good for you. Look around, is this the end that you have foreseen? The pain, the misery in us all What was it that you knew? Will we one day learn it too? And together build another way, to the morning Or will it ever come again? You've poisoned all our hopes We have nothing now, and what of the children? What has this done to them? Damn you for the pain that they must feel... |
chasity User ID: 76754762 United States 10/11/2018 01:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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chasity User ID: 76754762 United States 10/11/2018 01:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So long as there is a dry spot it's mine. Quoting: Mama Outlaw Grappling for the dry spit will only create a situation where there is no dry spot. It's almost funny. you are not doing it right. you need to be face down on the side of the bed, bottoms up legs on floor spread at least shoulder width apart. Then just stand straight up after he's finished and let it land on the carpet, no wet spot on bed. Get one of those carpet brushes and spray and clean in morning or every couple months. grass fed sardines |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76908332 Australia 10/11/2018 02:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You forgot - NO FARTING Quoting: LetTheMilitaryTribunalsBegin! Or at least wait until the other person is sound asleep - and lift your blanket to free it. A Dutch oven can last for hours! Yeah, no Dutch Ovens should be number 1. wth you suppose to do just hold it... i'd rather have my own room then. Holding in gases from your digestive system is not good for you. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76908332 Australia 10/11/2018 03:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So long as there is a dry spot it's mine. Quoting: Mama Outlaw Grappling for the dry spit will only create a situation where there is no dry spot. It's almost funny. you are not doing it right. you need to be face down on the side of the bed, bottoms up legs on floor spread at least shoulder width apart. Then just stand straight up after he's finished and let it land on the carpet, no wet spot on bed. Get one of those carpet brushes and spray and clean in morning or every couple months. |
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Garufal User ID: 76948125 United States 10/11/2018 03:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You forgot - NO FARTING Quoting: LetTheMilitaryTribunalsBegin! Or at least wait until the other person is sound asleep - and lift your blanket to free it. A Dutch oven can last for hours! Yeah, no Dutch Ovens should be number 1. A epiphany I had watering my lawn one day. "Karma is the universal judicial system that NOBODY is Immune from" -Me I LOVE good juicy gossip. Lay it on me. |
'Spawn' User ID: 76971737 United States 10/11/2018 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Dumpty User ID: 77024210 United States 10/11/2018 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you accidentally shart, clean it up immediately and don't wait for the morning....this ain't Thunderdome. Last Edited by Van #22 on 10/11/2018 03:16 PM |
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Red John User ID: 76950103 Canada 10/11/2018 03:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | one does not simply create their own cream pies that requires a dude :pixie: General Failure Reading Drive A: Who is General Failure? There can be Only One Team Swirl Swirl Nation instead of red, post in the thread, then I can respond. [link to qz.com (secure)] |
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'Spawn' User ID: 76746599 United States 10/11/2018 04:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Based upon your posted rules and your 13 pillows, you may need get used to it. Thanks for the laugh though. It was a funny list! I would add - NO cold feet. My ex would put her icicle encrusted feet on me and I'd damn near jump out of bed. She being a smoking hot redhead, I figured out a way to overlook that. In her defense, I failed three of your rules. My two pennies. Last Edited by 'Spawn' on 10/11/2018 04:33 PM |
chasity User ID: 76754762 United States 10/11/2018 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | one does not simply create their own cream pies that requires a dude I think she meant that she pisses herself cuz she can't control her old woman bladder lol it is none of your business to talk about my private business I don't want to share with the publice! grass fed sardines |
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Goldmaster User ID: 75497294 United States 10/11/2018 05:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: chasity what about on the carpet next to the bed? sometimes I can't control my cream pies. one does not simply create their own cream pies that requires a dude I think she meant that she pisses herself cuz she can't control her old woman bladder lol it is none of your business to talk about my private business I don't want to share with the publice! What is your zodiac sign babygurl?:) Goldmaster |