Based upon your posted rules and your 13 pillows, you may need get used to it.

Thanks for the laugh though. It was a funny list!

I would add - NO cold feet.

My ex would put her icicle encrusted feet on me and I'd damn near jump out of bed. She being a smoking hot redhead, I figured out a way to overlook that. In her defense, I failed three of your rules.

My two pennies.