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Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you.
Cat Soup Offer Upgrade User ID: 14894683 United States 10/13/2018 08:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. Is this really what religion demands or is it comedy? 1. Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. 2. Thou shalt not eat if you don't work. 3. Thou shalt give me 10% of thy income or you will be poor. 4. Thou shalt not covet my 1% economic status. 5. Thou shalt not kill, unless I tell you to do it. 6. Thou shalt keep the sabbath or I'll imprison you. 7. Thou shalt not be a glutton. 8. Thou shalt not worry, even when I kill your family in a car wreck, flood your city, set your forest on fire, get you fired from your job, give children cancer and the like. 9. Thou shalt not test me. 10. Thou shalt not covet, even when it's your natural desire I created in you.

Cat Soup (OP) User ID: 14894683 United States 10/13/2018 08:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. Is this an accurate analysis?
Sikhed User ID: 5898996 United States 10/13/2018 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. What was that about your weiner? :doom360:
Cat Soup (OP) User ID: 14894683 United States 10/13/2018 09:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. What was that about your weiner? Quoting: Sikhed That is blasphemy!
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76715508 United States 10/13/2018 09:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. What was that about your weiner? :nom: Quoting: Sikhed

Anonymous Coward User ID: 76637707 United States 10/13/2018 09:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. "…we must beware of superstition, by which our minds are turned aside from the true God, and carried to and fro after a multiplicity of gods. Therefore, if we are contented with one God, let us call to mind what was formerly observed, that all fictitious gods are to be driven far away, and that the worship which he claims for himself is not to be mutilated. Not a particle of his glory is to be withheld: everything belonging to him must be reserved to him entire. The words, “before me,” go to increase the indignity, God being provoked to jealousy whenever we substitute our fictions in his stead; just as an unfaithful wife stings her husband’s heart more deeply when her adultery is committed openly before his eyes." — John Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion[29]
Emoj User ID: 76509910 United States 10/13/2018 09:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. 11. Thou shall not troll least thou look like an a**hole Last Edited by Emoj on 10/13/2018 09:09 PM Emoj
Lookwutumademedo User ID: 63593647 United States 10/13/2018 09:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. When you wake up to the fact that all religion is man made and seek Higher Authority, You just may find God. Man made is a much safer and laid out plan route.Regardless of what or whom is worshipped.It has rules and punishment to make it easy. In MY EYES, God is very unpredictable regardless of my own behavior. But love is real Ever wonder what brings people to this site? Conspiracy and Politics were never why I personally came. I came in the name of love and will leave the same way. Beeg bada boom
swamprat User ID: 77020050 United States 10/13/2018 09:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. One man one wife doesn't seem to be a Biblical restriction. Solomon had up to 1400 in-laws. 700 wives Maybe 700 mothers-in-law. Never complain. Someone always had it worse than you. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans.
Lookwutumademedo User ID: 63593647 United States 10/13/2018 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. Last Edited by >>> + <<< on 10/15/2018 09:41 AM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77008589 United States 10/13/2018 09:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. Is this really what religion demands or is it comedy? 1. Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. 2. Thou shalt not eat if you don't work. 3. Thou shalt give me 10% of thy income or you will be poor. 4. Thou shalt not covet my 1% economic status. 5. Thou shalt not kill, unless I tell you to do it. 6. Thou shalt keep the sabbath or I'll imprison you. 7. Thou shalt not be a glutton. 8. Thou shalt not worry, even when I kill your family in a car wreck, flood your city, set your forest on fire, get you fired from your job, give children cancer and the like. 9. Thou shalt not test me. 10. Thou shalt not covet, even when it's your natural desire I created in you. Quoting: Cat Soup Good enough.. interesting...I should illuminate lots of bible errors.
Lookwutumademedo User ID: 63593647 United States 10/13/2018 09:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. 11. Thou Shall Not break my heart. ANYMORE
Cat Soup (OP) User ID: 70299608 United States 10/14/2018 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. 11. Thou shall not troll least thou look like an ahole Quoting: Emoj** Trolling has been watered down to "anything that slightly offends".
Cat Soup (OP) User ID: 70299608 United States 10/14/2018 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. 11. Thou Shall Not break my heart. ANYMORE Quoting: Lookwutumademedo 12. Thou shalt ignore how incompetent your leaders are, for they are Got's chosen.
KLC User ID: 75919805 Canada 10/14/2018 08:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. True: Thou shalt not poke anyone other than your wife Thou shalt not be poked by anyone other than your husband multiple poking partners is forbidden and verboten as it is a direct assault and attack on the Creator of said act (°ö°) Swirl Life
Cat Soup (OP) User ID: 70299608 United States 10/16/2018 08:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. True: Thou shalt not poke anyone other than your wife Thou shalt not be poked by anyone other than your husband multiple poking partners is forbidden and verboten as it is a direct assault and attack on the Creator of said act Quoting: KLC You really are obsessed with other's wiener! What else should they be doing with it?
KLC User ID: 75919805 Canada 10/17/2018 06:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. True: Thou shalt not poke anyone other than your wife Thou shalt not be poked by anyone other than your husband multiple poking partners is forbidden and verboten as it is a direct assault and attack on the Creator of said act Quoting: KLC You really are obsessed with other's wiener! What else should they be doing with it? Quoting: Cat Soup nope not obsessed with any other wiener I don't go around poking multiples I've seen the destruction in other's lives that is caused by bed hopping I absolutely refuse to be a bed hopper because I know what that would turn me into there will only be one for me (°ö°) Swirl Life
Cat Soup (OP) User ID: 70627401 United States 10/17/2018 08:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. True: Thou shalt not poke anyone other than your wife Thou shalt not be poked by anyone other than your husband multiple poking partners is forbidden and verboten as it is a direct assault and attack on the Creator of said act Quoting: KLC You really are obsessed with other's wiener! What else should they be doing with it? Quoting: Cat Soup nope not obsessed with any other wiener I don't go around poking multiples I've seen the destruction in other's lives that is caused by bed hopping I absolutely refuse to be a bed hopper because I know what that would turn me into there will only be one for me Quoting: KLC So you're only worried about your own wiener?
KLC User ID: 75919805 Canada 10/17/2018 08:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. True: Thou shalt not poke anyone other than your wife Thou shalt not be poked by anyone other than your husband multiple poking partners is forbidden and verboten as it is a direct assault and attack on the Creator of said act Quoting: KLC You really are obsessed with other's wiener! What else should they be doing with it? Quoting: Cat Soup nope not obsessed with any other wiener I don't go around poking multiples I've seen the destruction in other's lives that is caused by bed hopping I absolutely refuse to be a bed hopper because I know what that would turn me into there will only be one for me Quoting: KLC So you're only worried about your own wiener? Quoting: Cat Soup not worried about it I know where it is at all times and where it will and will not be going only one lady for life for me (°ö°) Swirl Life
Judethz User ID: 75895360 United Kingdom 10/17/2018 09:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: Thou shalt do with thy wiener how when and where I tell you. Is this an accurate analysis? Quoting: Cat Soup No.
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