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Me and my wife bought our first house yesterday
USDA loan no money down 4% interest 102k. I live in a very small town in Mississippi so for 100k you can walk away with a very nice home. We are super excited we have lived in apartments for the past 15 years. Any advice for a new homeowner. I did the homestead for my taxes. I bought the home owners warranty.
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Congrats!

So exciting
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Congrats OP! It's a great feeling, enjoy the new home
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you did not buy anything my friend, what you did is you just pay a brick per month, the house is not yours until its fully paid.... sorry to break the glass but people always have this illusion of ooh i bought this ooh i bought that but in fact they are paying per month ... so yea sorry if i woke you up. its all an illusion :)

remember if you cant pay for it anymore you loose all ... bank always wins with these tricks.

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Congrats OP that's so exciting. :)
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Pay off your loan as absolutely fast as you can. Otherwise, that $102,000 is going to cost you several hundred thousand, more if you think of the progress you could have made if you did not have to give that money away as fast as you make it.

When you make a payment, you are paying principal + interest. They make you think its an investment, and that it is a tax advantage to keep paying interest. This makes you a slave, and makes them rich.

Call the bank and ask the balance of your principal account. They will laugh at you. They can only tell you how much it would take to pay off that loan. The difference is theoretically yours, but who is holding it? Not you! You will not receive a penny of your principle until you sell to someone else...int eh mean time, it belongs to the bank.

Don't buy that new car, don't take that vacay... Don't buy anything you absolutely do not need to exist, as long as you have a mortgage. Your future is at stake.

Today, $102,000 is like 3 new cars. Cars are paid off in 3-5 years.
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Congratulations from your neighbor in Alabama, also!

I hope your home brings you nothing but an enduring stream of happiness!

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you did not buy anything my friend, what you did is just pay per month a brick the house is not yours until its fully paid.... sorry to break the glass but people always have this illusion of ooh i bought this ooh i bought that but in fact they are paying per month ... so yea sorry if i woke you up.

remember if you cant pay for it anymore you loose all ... bank always wins with these tricks.
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there you go thats what i meant only you explained it in more detail :)

Pay off your loan as absolutely fast as you can. Otherwise, that $102,000 is going to cost you several hundred thousand, more if you think of the progress you could have made if you did not have to give that money away as fast as you make it.

When you make a payment, you are paying principal + interest. They make you think its an investment, and that it is a tax advantage to keep paying interest. This makes you a slave, and makes them rich.

Call the bank and ask the balance of your principal account. They will laugh at you. They can only tell you how much it would take to pay off that loan. The difference is theoretically yours, but who is holding it? Not you! You will not receive a penny of your principle until you sell to someone else...int eh mean time, it belongs to the bank.

Don't buy that new car, don't take that vacay... Don't buy anything you absolutely do not need to exist, as long as you have a mortgage. Your future is at stake.

Today, $102,000 is like 3 new cars. Cars are paid off in 3-5 years.
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Private Mortgage Insurance?

If you have that, might want to add extra toward principal to get rid of it sooner. I think it goes away once you paid off at least 20% of the loan? It will free up cash flow for you to spend on something else or just add more toward principal to pay down the loan faster.

102K is pretty low so depending on how much you make from the job, you'd pay it off rather quickly if you wanted to.
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Congratulations! hf

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Grats, always pay extra each month towards the principle.
Always pay like a $100 minimum and watch things really move in about 6 years. Your outstanding balance is lower and your home is worth more. Nice time to do an equity loan for improvements. Increase price more with improvs...consider selling and upgrading or chilling and relaxing.
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Re: Me and my wife bought our first house yesterday
Congrats!

So exciting
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And live like it's heaven on earth.”
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Congratulations!

Plant fruit and nut trees now. Hope your climate works for trees.

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Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
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Congratulations from your neighbor in Alabama, also!

I hope your home brings you nothing but an enduring stream of happiness!

Blessings all around cool2




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And live like it's heaven on earth.”
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Congrats OP that's so exciting. :)
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just pay a little extra every month..whatever you can afford to put down. my parents did that and saved like $80,000 by paying off the house 12 years early


congrats bro, super excited for you!
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Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
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Grats, always pay extra each month towards the principle.
Always pay like a $100 minimum and watch things really move in about 6 years. Your outstanding balance is lower and your home is worth more. Nice time to do an equity loan for improvements. Increase price more with improvs...consider selling and upgrading or chilling and relaxing.
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Thank youhf
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
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Re: Me and my wife bought our first house yesterday
you did not buy anything my friend, what you did is you just pay a brick per month, the house is not yours until its fully paid.... sorry to break the glass but people always have this illusion of ooh i bought this ooh i bought that but in fact they are paying per month ... so yea sorry if i woke you up. its all an illusion :)

remember if you cant pay for it anymore you loose all ... bank always wins with these tricks.
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It's his and even raising the interest, his payments on 102 000 are less than rent anywhere.

So its his.
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Congratulations!
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You will be happy with small mortgage.

our friends went to 350k to 400k homes.... dumb if you ask me.

we did a 10 year 120k @2.37 3 years ago. Ill be excited to have a mortgage paid off before I'm 50.

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Congratulations!

Plant fruit and nut trees now. Hope your climate works for trees.

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So happy for ya man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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