Unlike other high-profile political counsel, Robert Mueller turned directly to the FBI when women came forward claiming that the Trump investigator sexually assaulted them years ago. Rather than go it alone, Mueller handed the sexual misconduct claims that he unequivocally calls "false" over to the unequaled investigative power of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation for processing.

According to the claims of Trump-loving conservative commentator Jack Burkman, (host of low-rated radio endeavor "Behind the Curtain,") the name of the first alleged victim will be made public at low-rent Holiday Inn on November 1. According to the office of Robert Mueller, knowledge that women would be making false allegations against the Trump nemesis was revealed last week. Apparently, alleged victims have been paid off for their allegedly false claims against the anti-Russian interference democracy protector.

Mueller's office claims to have immediately handed the matter over to the FBI.

"When we learned last week of allegations that women were offered money to make false claims about the Special Counsel, we immediately referred the matter to the FBI for investigation."

The going rate for falsely accusing Mueller of sex crimes? Reportedly $20,000 - far less than what porn star Stormy Daniels was paid to cover up her alleged affair with a married Donald Trump.

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While a small handful of right-wing conspiracy message boards and websites continue to perpetuate the apparent falsehood that Special Counsel Robert Mueller has legitimately been accused of sex crimes by at least one reputable source, even conservative news outlets such as "The Blaze" have conceded that the allegations are the unsubstantiated concoctions of a Gateway Pundit writer and GOP lobbyist. Conveniently, the apparently fabricated stories have hit the news wires just a week prior to a midterm election that could define the remainder of Trump's presidency and even the next decade (or more) of American politics.

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Like a Central American migrant caravan that won't reach the southern U.S. border for months, if ever.

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