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TRADITIONAL HALLOWEEN CAPTION CONTEST! WIN one of 2 FREE 1-MONTH GLP MEMBERSHIP. video

 
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OUR HALLOWEEN CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. I AM AWARDING
(3)THREE 1-MONTH FULL UPGRADES. THESE R OUR WINNERS:


THE FOLLOWING ARE OUR WINNERS! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE
WINNERS AND A BIG "THANKS" TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATED!

REALLY GREAT CAPTIONS THIS TIME, YOU GUYS!

PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR CAPTIONS AS YOU WISH--JUST NO PRIZES
AFTER TONIGHT.

WATY


THIS HALLOWEEN'S CONTEST WINNERS:

FROM CrsCrpr (Page 4) FIRST EVER SPANISH ENTRY! WOW!


SeparatedATbirth
CNN Breaking News: Mr Puggums makes plea to POTUS Donald Trump, "Por favor permita que la caravana entre a los Estados Unidos. La situación enMéxico es horrible. Mi hermana tuvo que vender su cabello y pagar su propia cirugía de reasignación de sexo. Buscamos asilo político de tal discriminación."

Translation: Please allow the caravan to enter the United States. The situation in Mexico is horrible. My sister had to sell her hair and pay for her own sex reassignment surgery. We seek political asylum from such discrimination.


SECOND ENTRY:

SeparatedATbirth
Taking a photo - $0.12

Having ancestry determined by a DNA sample - $129.00

Finding out your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was a seal - Priceless

SECOND UPGRADE WINNER:


Buffalo Girl 13 (page1)


SeparatedATbirth
He's coming to live with us?
But will you still love me more?
He's not getting half my food is he?


THIRD UPGRADE GOES TO "SHAMANICK"


From Shamanick (page 3)

SeparatedATbirth
"What!?! The DNA test says I’m related to Hilary"

--------------------------------------------



HONORABLE MENTION & GREEN KARMA:


From DACE page 1

SeparatedATbirth
...She's only been at Penn State for a month and is already Seal-gendered.

SECOND ENTRY:
"If Pocahontas is American Indian, then I'm a seal, meet my great Aunt'

From Jack Coltutt (page 1)

SeparatedATbirth
Your face when you see the bride chosen for you by your family for your arranged marriage.

RepublicOFTexas (page4)

SeparatedATbirth
"There's definitely SOMETHING "fishy" about my family tree!"






Something to take our minds off all the BAD NEWS....Let's
see what PUG DOG ("Mr. Puggums") says about his interesting
DNA MATCH from "Ancestry Dot Com"--or whatever other really
imaginative ideas you may have for a caption. Have fun! (By
the way the picture behind Mr. Puggums ...is his TWIN sister, an old girlfriend, his secret parent...but it's a SEAL.)

NOTE:
Upgrades will be awarded on my payday--Saturday 11-03-2018.
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IMAGE WE WILL CAPTION:

SeparatedATbirth

(Original caption for the picture)
"Separated at birth...Mr. Puggums had no idea he
had a "biological"...um...TWIN SISTER (her photo
is posted on Mr.Puggum's poster-board behind him.)"

There ya go!

I hosted a "Caption this Image Contest" the first of LAST YEAR
(9-01-2017) with this same photo and it was just a RIOT!
Lots of great ideas for captions--AND if you haven't entered
one of my "caption-this-image-contests" for a free up-grade,
check LAST YEAR'S CAPTION CONTEST for this image and you can see how it is done.

Thread: ANNUAL HALLOWEEN "CAPTION CONTEST" TONIGHT! ONE-MONTH FREE UPGRADE-Thu 10-31 at 11:00 PM EST

You may ALSO enter a VIDEO CLIP and a caption remark for the clip
Mr.Puggum's & his TWIN (example from last year's winner below.)


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE
CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something."
(Eggor explains the label on the jar for Frankenstein's BRAIN...)



SAMPLE IDEA:


SeparatedATbirth
"Mr. Puggums was shocked to learn that his "sister"
on Elder Scrolls was an NPC...even her POLITICS!"



THIS CONTEST WILL RUN THROUGH HALLOWEEN NIGHT 11:00 PM EST.
AWARDS FOR THE 1 MONTH FULL-UPGRADES WILL BE ANNOUNCED LATER TONIGHT
--AWARDED BY WEEKEND 11-04-2018 (MY NEXT PAYCHECK!)


BLUE-NAMED A.C.'S....ALSO...CURRENTLY UPGRADED AS WELL AS EXPIRED UP-GRADED
GLP MEMBERS CAN ENTER FOR PRIZES.

Member RUNNER-UP winners will received GREEN KARMA & "HONORABLE MENTION"
announced when the contest is over around 11:00 pm to midnight tonight.

GOOD LUCK!

Let's go!
cheers

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OK here goes:

Just got fired from my job! Didn't know it wasn't PC to dress up as Seal this Halloween!

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Shocking. Positively shocking.
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When pets and their owners look alike
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Just got fired from my job! Didn't know it wasn't PC to dress up as Seal this Halloween!
Hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are. - Buckaroo Banzai:
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When pets and their owners look alike
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Lord...isn't THAT true!

Thanks for the entry!

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Shocking. Positively shocking.
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 Quoting: WGON


lol!
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...She's only been at Penn State for a month and is already Seal-gendered.
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OK here goes:

Just got fired from my job! Didn't know it wasn't PC to dress up as Seal this Halloween!
 Quoting: NTimes


Thanks for starting us off!

cheers
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The subject of the first inter-species head transplant, Mr. Pugly, although in all other respects a normal dog, will now only eat whole live fish. His owner has stated, "It's costing us a small fortune to feed him, and unfortunately we now have to consider getting him euthanized."

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"I claim sisterhood with the seal nation'
Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed.

I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
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"If Pocahontas is American Indian, then I'm a seal, meet my great Aunt'
Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed.

I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL
THE TRUTH
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Taking a photo - $0.12

Having ancestry determined by a DNA sample - $129.00

Finding out your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was a seal - Priceless
II Corinthians 3:17 - Now the Lord is the Spirit, and where the spirit of the Lord is, there is Freedom

Your liberties aren't dying; they're being killed by people with names and addresses ...

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. -- Thomas Jefferson
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"If Pocahontas is American Indian, then I'm a seal, meet my great Aunt'
 Quoting: Dace


lmao

Good one as usual, Pinkorchid!

cheers
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Taking a photo - $0.12

Having ancestry determined by a DNA sample - $129.00

Finding out your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother was a seal - Priceless
 Quoting: CrsCrpr


Really great point (and entry) Crs Crpr...

I actually found out some life-changing information
by examining my grandmother's photo collection. Glad
I didn't bother with the DNA sample! lol!

The "take-away" is...DON'T THROW AWAY OLD FAMILY PHOTOS!

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He's coming to live with us?
But will you still love me more?
He's not getting half my food is he?
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Need I remind you what happened the last time you took me to the groomer?
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Your face when you see the bride chosen for you by your family for your arranged marriage.
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:SeparatedATbirth:

"Fur real, Im a seal? But I'm the one with the fur !"


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"The realization setting in for Mr. Puggums that his dad's California job had more ramifications than realized."
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CNN-clinton1
" Trump seals his fate , up next.
Brian Stelter reporting.
Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed.

I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL
THE TRUTH





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