Told 'Ya.... Mysterious "Oumuamua" Cylindrical Object PROBABLY AN ALIEN PROBE; Changed Speed & Direction

Really i think they checked on us and they run away with all the power they can get

Believing in a giant space turd...

Me too. Things like this always end up turning out to be something boring.

They can speculate all they want, that's all it will ever be, speculation.

Maybe next time, we'll have a fleet of early warning detection satellites all around the system to scan such intruders and properly identify them.

You hear that, Space Force? Get yer arses in gear and put up a proper perimeter! If that was an alien, they will be back with the colony-hive!

(This is basically the plot of many many sci-fi novels where aliens invade!)

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Not exactly lightweights making the speculation:

Harvard Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics

[link to arxiv.org (secure)]

If some other Alien culture has the wherewithal to travel to our little part of the world, a few probes and rings of protection won't do shit to keep them from either taking over or blowing us to pieces. They would be so much more advanced that it would be laughable.

It's a petrified alien cock long dormant, thankfully.

Well, the rest of this dude has to have ended up somewhere!

Oumuamua is tumbling end over end and crawling through space at 0.00029 times the speed of light.
If it is a probe or vessel then it's disabled or dead.

How dare you bring truth and logic into our fantasy role playing thread about alien invaders!

If it’s truly alien how come it isn’t made better? Shouldn’t it look smoother?

Indeed! We just have to wait a few centuries for the various signals involved to traverse space, and for the artifact to then somehow shed it's velocity and turn around. Well, probably it would do what it did with our Sun, use it to sling shot itself fast into a different vector direction - so we'll get to wait the few thousand years it will take it to get to the next star, swing around it, and come back..

Hang on to your hats! The rest of you will be too busy being dust to support them!

Maybe something forced it to retreat. Maybe the Aliens already here.

Ahh but they speculate it could be an alien artifact because they think it could be a solar sail that they were seeing, which is designed to use the weight of the solar wind to push them outwards.. How will they turn around and come back unless there's a sun to push them back?

Posted yesterday:

Thread: Non-election news: Scientists say mysterious 'Oumuamua' object could be an alien spacecraft

lightsails are as old as Ray Bradbury tales
and the nbc article says probably not it "came" to solar system but our system, in its trajectory, "met" it just pairing in the void of our galactic path then begun to attract it to inside our system

so, no "technology" in the way the ROCK "travels", even more how it would "communicate" to their "creators" its "findings"

Maybe it is a "dead" space craft. Full of petrified aliens but loaded with tech we can reverse engineer.

Camouflage?

Future democrats

we are so screwed...

the elites won't reveal alien life exists until the very last moment when they are up our butts!

with elites like this who needs extraterrestrial enemies?

Maybe it is a leftover alien condom?

"Rocky - for her displeasure"

It's a big piece of space driftwood.

The Anomaly!