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User ID: 1598713 United States 11/08/2018 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey rapture tards,it wasnt today or yesterday! Some tard posted yesterday was the rapture date,well you goddamn idiots are still here! So from now on this is the rapture date thread.post your rapture predictions in this single thread. No more having to waste your precious time creating a whole thread. One single post will do,with exactly when jebus told you you were goin to heaven. last post wins! ima god,youra nut. |
Pooka
User ID: 36721404 United States 11/09/2018 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hey rapture tards,it wasnt today or yesterday! Some tard posted yesterday was the rapture date,well you goddamn idiots are still here! So from now on this is the rapture date thread.post your rapture predictions in this single thread. No more having to waste your precious time creating a whole thread. One single post will do,with exactly when jebus told you you were goin to heaven.
last post wins!
Quoting: your momma Good idea. Group 'em. Prayer is the most powerful force on earth.
“I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.” Abraham Lincoln
I sign all karma given. Would that those giving it to me followed suit. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30671160 United States 11/09/2018 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hey rapture tards,it wasnt today or yesterday! Anyone who actually believes in the Rapture will never predict or post a date for it. Those are signs of someone either purposely trying to post false dates to discredit the Rapture doctrine or they really don't understand the concept at all. NOBODY knows the day or the hour, not even Jesus but only the Father knows the right timing.
Perhaps the Rapture isn't based around one specific date or time in our human conception of space-time. Why would God's timing possibly be the same as our own? Maybe it is more like someone cooking a pizza in the oven and it isn't based on a specific time on the clock, but more like "it's ready to come out". God is waiting for our crust to be thoroughly cooked and the cheese to be properly melted! When we are ready, He will go "ok.....aaaaand now! It's time!" |
Yidna
User ID: 72283344 Canada 11/09/2018 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hey rapture tards,it wasnt today or yesterday! THE RAPTURE IS EVERYDAY... YOU JUST DON'T SEE IT.
OH...
NOW YOU SEE IT. |
Monty Python
User ID: 76848690 United States 11/09/2018 01:18 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hey rapture tards,it wasnt today or yesterday! Real Real Gone Monty Python's Flying Circus |
THE.....DOOM
User ID: 77103404 Australia 11/09/2018 01:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hey rapture tards,it wasnt today or yesterday!
Some tard posted yesterday was the rapture date,well you goddamn idiots are still here! So from now on this is the rapture date thread.post your rapture predictions in this single thread. No more having to waste your precious time creating a whole thread. One single post will do,with exactly when jebus told you you were goin to heaven.
last post wins!
Quoting: your momma Where DID that thread go anyway? Do they delete them the moment they fail or just change the title and date and re post in a month or so? JUST FACE IT..
We are ALL DOOMED.
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.
NO ONE GETS OUT OF THIS LIFE ALIVE. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80873414 Australia 09/15/2021 12:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Hey rapture tards,it wasnt today or yesterday! Bump |