I've only gotten thru' first pg and just had to post this idea, so sorry if someone has already made the suggestion.

Please, please, someone set this ass-hat up. Figure out how to get Creepy Joe to do a photo-op w/ all kinds of news outlets covering. Present your lovely daughter for group pic.

When his hands start wandering where they shouldn't, sweet lil' gal stomps his shin, kick him in the balls and THEN do her best judo throw/flip.

I'd pay good $$ to see that shit happen.