Okay. Now here's what we need:

A big-assed snowstorm to blanket Austin two days before the funeral so none of the bigshots can fly in for the services! Let's have that city buried for about a week so all the plans will have to be changed - then let's see how many actually show up for the second go-around!

But please God: No power outages, no deaths - just enough snow to delay his funeral by about 6 days to really fuck with that famikly and -of course- allow his corpse to properly blacken to match his heart while it was still beating.

Amen and pass the pretzels.