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What is it with suburban white men and their leaf blowers? | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 51994186  United States11/29/2018 11:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have a neighbor to the back of me that I swear to God, that used to mow his lawn every single Friday at 6am...even in December! I really wanted to drive over to his street and see his lawn in December that was growing...in Virginia...in the winter! Quoting: InTune4529 I am not one to rock the boat and I generally go along to get along but this fucker woke me up one too many times before my alarm did! I called our local police about a noise ordinance and they did tell me that he could NOT mow his lawn at 6am as it is against the noise ordinance....they told me to call them when he was up at it again... I still ignored this stupid fucker...until I had a Friday off and and he woke me up again, when I could sleep in! I called the police on his ass....bad neighbor, I am ashamed...but he drove me nuts!!! The police actually called me back after they went over to tell him he can't mow his lawn until 7am....the police officer told me he thought he wasn't right......I don't know...I call him the lawnmower man...he still mows his lawn...in DECEMBER in Virginia...when grass doesn't grow....every single Friday...but now at 7am..  OMG lol  Our neighborhood has a rooster. Always up at the crack of dawn. lol Doesn't wake me up though. HAHA |
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| Frumpelstiltskin User ID: 76964209 United States11/29/2018 11:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Housedad GOD User ID: 73158164 United States11/29/2018 11:42 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | a blow job is always better than scratching your turf There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe out all life on this miserable little planet, and the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT! -Men in Black |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 07:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| oasisjack User ID: 76973432 United States11/30/2018 08:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. They're living their lives and being responsible. It is you that has a mental disorder.  Yeah. Mowing their sterile mono-culture St. Augustine grass 3 times a week - no shit IN NOVEMBER!. First they blow, then they suck with a yard vacuum. They if they get bored, they fire up their gasoline powered power washers. Makes for a peaceful neighborhood! Fucking idiots. Maybe if you had a job you wouldn't notice. Also I have a neighbor like that, yard is impeccable I hate that dick im the new cancer. |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 09:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP is jealous because he can't afford one. Quoting: Frumpelstiltskin Also, no, you cannot borrow my snowblower. I have one. You want it? Or, maybe I'll just give it to Goodwill - just taking up space. Thanks for reminding me! BTW - It just turned 8:00 am, and two of the penis-challenged pricks are at it already! Last Edited by Roboto on 11/30/2018 09:10 AM |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 09:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Damn, this is rich, a soy boy wanting someone to abandon the latest technology for a rake, THEN CALLING SOMEONE ELSE REACTIONARY leftists are so damn dumb." Ain't no lefty, Chump. I voted all republican, except for George P. Bush, who is a deep-state POS, just like the rest of his evil family. Last Edited by Roboto on 11/30/2018 09:17 AM |
| GLP Effect User ID: 76318428 United States11/30/2018 09:18 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dad got a gas powered one recently and it's helped him clear the yard faster. He's a boomer so it makes it easier for him in his old age. Pray this prayer to blind Satan: [link to flameoflove.us (secure)] |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 09:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. Shut up stupid Boobus say wha? |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 09:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| rosicrucian1 User ID: 76960994  Canada11/30/2018 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. Are you a racist? why the 'white men' line? “the devil is a foe to the blood” Prof. Minor |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 09:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Please leave this great Country, go to your choice of turd world countries (ie. sh'¡t hole) and sit wishing you had leaves to “blow” Quoting: Sneaker No need to leave. The uniparty will let them all in. We gonna have a turd-wurld country right here, yo. Watch dat grease on the road from the taco truck, while you riding yo $2000 road bike. Or maybe you do Peleton? |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 09:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. Are you a racist? why the 'white men' line? Ain't no racist. Its just a white man thang. They gotta make up for they little cocks!  You don't see no brothas doin it. Last Edited by Roboto on 11/30/2018 09:36 AM |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 09:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. They're living their lives and being responsible. It is you that has a mental disorder. Yeah. Mowing their sterile mono-culture St. Augustine grass 3 times a week - no shit IN NOVEMBER!. First they blow, then they suck with a yard vacuum. They if they get bored, they fire up their gasoline powered power washers. Makes for a peaceful neighborhood! Fucking idiots. Maybe if you had a job you wouldn't notice. Also I have a neighbor like that, yard is impeccable I hate that dick Yes, my previous next-door neighbor was very proud that he had not one dandelion in his yard. It was a totally sterile mono-culture of drinking-water-wasting St. Augustine. That is as boring as a delicious apple! Then one night, some wild hogs came in and the front yard looked like it had been run over with 5 autonomous tillers (gas powered, of course). Seeing his blowhard face the next day was priceless. Last Edited by Roboto on 11/30/2018 09:49 AM |
| Dontbanme User ID: 77091650 Canada11/30/2018 10:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. A mental disorder to want to keep your property clean? I bet you are one of those scumbag neighbors who keeps leaves on his lawn all season long. Dontbanme |
| Dontbanme User ID: 77091650 Canada11/30/2018 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. Are you a racist? why the 'white men' line? Ain't no racist. Its just a white man thang. They gotta make up for they little cocks! You don't see no brothas doin it. What do ducks have to do with property maintenance? You live in section 8 housing probably. Dontbanme |
| Dontbanme User ID: 77091650 Canada11/30/2018 10:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. Are you a racist? why the 'white men' line? Ain't no racist. Its just a white man thang. They gotta make up for they little cocks! You don't see no brothas doin it. What do ducks have to do with property maintenance? You live in section 8 housing probably. What do dicks have to do with it I meant Dontbanme |
| gerard _duval User ID: 76496341 United States11/30/2018 10:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. also add leaves burning... gerard _duval |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. A mental disorder to want to keep your property clean? I bet you are one of those scumbag neighbors who keeps leaves on his lawn all season long. I watched the old man across the street, blow his lawn twice yesterday. At the end of the day, it was covered with leaves. What is your point? I have better things to do than repeat the same ineffective task, over and over. Does it make you feel like a man to control leaves?  |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 11:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ain't no racist. Its just a white man thang. They gotta make up for they little cocks! You don't see no brothas doin it. What do ducks have to do with property maintenance? You live in section 8 housing probably. What do dicks have to do with it I meant Because the little pricks who use leaf blowers think of them as an extension of their tiny cocks! They never grew up. They are still like the kid using the garden hose to pretend they are peeing. "Hey look at me!" That's why they like the obnoxious rattling sound. It draws attention to their pathetic and desperate act. Last Edited by Roboto on 11/30/2018 11:16 AM |
| Shappie User ID: 75756784 Canada11/30/2018 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. You must be 12 and never owned a home. |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 12:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | WTF? Quoting: Roboto Its every fucking day - multiple mugwumps blowing leaves around their yards and driveways. Noise pollution, dust and wasted gasoline in those ridiculous contraptions! It that all the cocksuckers have to do? What is the point? It is like a mental disorder. You must be 12 and never owned a home. I have owned a home for 30 years.  |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 12:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Roboto Ain't no racist. Its just a white man thang. They gotta make up for they little cocks! You don't see no brothas doin it. What do ducks have to do with property maintenance? You live in section 8 housing probably. What do dicks have to do with it I meant Nothing. Op Is a black troll with a mental disorder and a low IQ. He's pretty stupid. Just roll with it. He'll eventually piss off a mod and get banned. I guess you didn't look at the previous post - just above this nonsense. You are wrong on every count. You just don't want to admit that you blow because it makes you feel like you have a big penis - spewing leaves all over the yard.  |
| Roboto (OP) User ID: 75160623 United States11/30/2018 12:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Dontbanme What do ducks have to do with property maintenance? You live in section 8 housing probably. What do dicks have to do with it I meant Nothing. Op Is a black troll with a mental disorder and a low IQ. He's pretty stupid. Just roll with it. He'll eventually piss off a mod and get banned. I guess you didn't look at the previous post - just above this nonsense. You are wrong on every count. You just don't want to admit that you blow because it makes you feel like you have a big penis - spewing leaves all over the yard. It's OK. Maybe you should see a counselor? |
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