Who wudda thunk that a LIBERAL DEMOCRAT ... CALIFORNIAN at that, would engage in sexual misconduct??

OMG, what is this world coming to?

Why that is as unbelievable as thinking that some Democratic Senator was forced to resign from the US Senate for that kind of behavior

or that some Hollywood Moguls would be engaging in that kind of behavior, maybe even face criminal charges

LIBERALS don't do that!! They are as pure as the driven snow to hear them talk publicly about such issues.

It must be a satire piece from "The Onion" is all I can think