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My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?

 
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Why do you have to have penetrative vaginal intrcourse?
 Quoting: Asmodée


Because I am a DUDE.
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


Circumcision really does limit the options doesn't it?
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Put a Fleshlight between your wife's thighs. Problem solved.
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Yep.

That worked for Brief.
Its the FINAL COUNTDOWN.

THE DOOM HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.

ITS TIME!
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
 Quoting: WokeWook


Sorry dude, NOTHING replaces a real woman.
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


What is your wife and her friends zodiac sign?
 Quoting: Ethancarter


both are Aquarius
time to drain the swamp, release ALL OBOZO RECORDS.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
If I am correct with the way the Bible and Christianity works as long as you have your some forgiven and accept ol Jesus as your Lord savior you can do pretty much what you want.

As far as a relationship goes I say you should talk to your wife about it.
Those types of situations have about a 30%
Success rate.
 Quoting: The Gullible Skeptic


I understand that, My wife is the one that suggested her friend fill in for her, not me.

Also her friend is no hottie, but she has not had sex since her divorce several years ago, no emotions evolved as far as I know.

It has been several years since my wife and I have been able to have "real" sex and I just don't know what to do. Her Doctor says she may never have get her sensation back.
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


Even if your wife does not enjoy sex, it seems that it would cause less pain (in the end) than letting her friend and you get together.

There are bound to be emotions involved when you have sex with another person.
Concumbines in the Old Testament were not just someone to have sex with--they actually were part of the family and were very much like another wife. Do you want to keep the friend as a second wife or are you just wanting to use her for sex?

It is never right to just use someone for sex.

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
sounds like a cuck plot.
we all gonna die, lets move on
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex.

Just tell her to take it like a man.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
as long as you are doing only what your wife says, it seems like it would be a form of abstinence.

don't quote me on it if there's trouble.

i knew a guy who got too exited when his girlfriend brought a friend. He said she didn't like the way he was way more engrossed with her friend than he had ever been with her.

I would not do it, but am giving you permission.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Nope, that's called adultery. Abraham tried it and now we have the insanity of Islam as a result.
 Quoting: regenerated


So why does the bible say that MANY had "Concubines" woman that had sex with married men with the okay of their wives?
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


just because it happened and was recorded in history
doesn't mean it isn't condemned

last time I checked the design is still one woman & one man
anything else is an affront to God
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
OP...
Stay in the safe zone which is with your wife ...all else is sin of adultery.

Little advice is to have a conference with your wife and her physican on what the problem is and see if there is any solutions.

Be Bless
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
OP, you should hit up your doc and get a regular supply of Truvada for PrEP and then start hitting up the local adult bookstore and theater scenes as there are some gay men there that will suck your dick every night and love it and make you forget about chasing 50 year old hefty bags to worm your little dick into.

You can also download Grinder or whatever the current gay hookup app is these days as I'm sure it will get you to some SUPER FAST SEX which is obviously what you need. And assholes are tighter than pussies so you sound pretty gay to all of us anyways and we're sure you'll like it.

But again go ahead and get the Truvada for PrEP first since you WILL get HIV within a year or two once you become a regular pnp boy but it will be worth it because we all know how badly you just need to fuck something with a pulse and your wife probably won't care since she's already been getting good dick from some really hung guys for quite some time now that caused her need multiple pussy surgeries! Good luck!

Here' s a link to Truvada for PrEP:

[link to www.truvada.com (secure)]

PS: ALSO I should add it was really smart for your to come to GLP forums to get some feedback on this monumental potentially life altering decision since everybody here is so grounded and has your best interests at heart like we would for any other AC that we don't know. Rather than talking to some private counselor or person in real life about such issues. As they would CLEARLY steer you off course! Smart choice! When we see a thread like this on GLP, we instantly take it seriously and try our best to help because clearly it's not a troll or somebody trying to brag about sex thread.

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
The bible is not okay with this, but this is the exact reason priests perform confessions. It's worth banging your wife's friend no matter how many Hail Mary's they make you pray.
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IT'S A TARP.

tarp
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Oh my gosh, I love this bible doom hate. Yep do as I say, f’n hate.

Dude you need to start this story out as Dear Penthouse Letters,

Bible boxe ding dongs are quick to condem you to hell for being horny and creative.

To rest your daily heaven/hell debate remember,,,, King Solomon ?
Dude was banging over 500 chicks, built golden man caves, drank the best wines and ate the best foods. Ruled like a f’n rock star!

So pick your “bible battles “ to bible sheeple. You can make that book say/agree/disagree with any question...

Just saying...
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Why do you have to have penetrative vaginal intrcourse?
 Quoting: Asmodée


Because I am a DUDE.
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


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I don't believe it is a good idea. A sex doll would be better. As far as the Bible goes... fiction.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Oh and yes. God is OK with this. Check out any of the Abrahamic religions and all of God's most godly people had many wives and concubines. Just the men though. the women would get stoned to death for cheating.
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It depends, what's her friend look like?
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
This 'feels' like a troll thread.

But if it's not----what a conundrum.

This for sure is a "Damned if you do ; and damned if you don't..." type of life's moments. I feel for you.

Who can tell YOU what to do that would satisfy you're contemplation...no one really.

Myself, that's just too weird. I would have to search how much I love my own wife and not having sex first and foremost.

And if I could live without her and then the sex.

Some people CAN be together without sex.

No one mentioned oral sex yet.....is that out of the question???

Just asking....

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Curious. Are you an Aries?

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex. She understands my needs and her UN-Married friend has offered to fulfill my needs, is the bible okay with this? It seems like the bible does allow this.

Yes this is REAL and my situation, we have been married for over 20 years and she does not want me to continue to go sexless, sorry but all the hand-jobs in the world do not make up for NON vaginal sex

 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


If your story is truthful and I were in your shoes and my wife was cool with it,

I would do it.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex. She understands my needs and her UN-Married friend has offered to fulfill my needs, is the bible okay with this? It seems like the bible does allow this.

Yes this is REAL and my situation, we have been married for over 20 years and she does not want me to continue to go sexless, sorry but all the hand-jobs in the world do not make up for NON vaginal sex

 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


I will put it very simple. If her wife's friend loves you and you love your wife's friend, then go for it. It sounds stupid and old fashioned but it is the case. Because sex without love is the definition of adultery.

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
I'm not sure the bible has ever accused men of adultery. Just women I think


Maybe a girlfriend is trouble? A better bet might be your wife's sister.?

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Consenting adults can be...adults. Do what works for you and the other adults involved. Stop asking children on GLP...
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
I'm sure your wife feels horrible about herself, and your willingness to bone her friend is just another kick to her lady parts. How would you feel if you had erectile dysfunction and your wife was gonna go bone one of your buddies because your parts are flawed? Would you be okay with that? I'm sure she really wants to help you out and yearns for that physical connection. The thought of you doing that with someone else would break her heart. Why do you even need to ask this? The fact that you are even questioning this shows how you really feel about her... so sad
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... and it's a trap... I mean test ...

and no winners... in that situation...

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
It's known as 'plural marriage'. And the Bible did not oppose this.

While the Lord gave warning and commands to the kings (David and Solomon etc) as to their marriage practices, he gave instructions to the Israelites on how to treat their plural wives and children.

Deuteronomy 21:15-17
15 ¶ If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born him children, both the beloved and the hated; and if the firstborn son be hers that was hated:

16 Then it shall be, when he maketh his sons to inherit that which he hath, that he may not make the son of the beloved firstborn before the son of the hated, which is indeed the firstborn:

17 But he shall acknowledge the son of the hated for the firstborn, by giving him a double portion of all that he hath: for he is the beginning of his strength; the right of the firstborn is his.


I include those verses here so you can see that indeed it was happening to the point that the Lord felt the need to give instructions. He did not oppose it. He did not want for the wives of the kings to turn the hearts of the kings away from God. And He cautioned them about having too many wives.

Plural marriage was practiced by righteous followers of God in the Bible. We know that David and Solomon had plural wives, Abraham, Jacob, Abijah, Jehoiada, and perhaps Moses (the reports of his are somewhat confusing and may be the same person). There are more, these are the ones that come to mind.

As for your wife's friend, should you decide to go forward with this, I would suggest a 'commitment ceremony' and bringing her into your home as a sister wife.

That would be a whole lot different situation that merely having the friend of your wife on the side as a mistress. :/
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
It's known as 'plural marriage'. And the Bible did not oppose this.

While the Lord gave warning and commands to the kings (David and Solomon etc) as to their marriage practices, he gave instructions to the Israelites on how to treat their plural wives and children.

Deuteronomy 21:15-17
15 ¶ If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born him children, both the beloved and the hated; and if the firstborn son be hers that was hated:

16 Then it shall be, when he maketh his sons to inherit that which he hath, that he may not make the son of the beloved firstborn before the son of the hated, which is indeed the firstborn:

17 But he shall acknowledge the son of the hated for the firstborn, by giving him a double portion of all that he hath: for he is the beginning of his strength; the right of the firstborn is his.


I include those verses here so you can see that indeed it was happening to the point that the Lord felt the need to give instructions. He did not oppose it. He did not want for the wives of the kings to turn the hearts of the kings away from God. And He cautioned them about having too many wives.

Plural marriage was practiced by righteous followers of God in the Bible. We know that David and Solomon had plural wives, Abraham, Jacob, Abijah, Jehoiada, and perhaps Moses (the reports of his are somewhat confusing and may be the same person). There are more, these are the ones that come to mind.

As for your wife's friend, should you decide to go forward with this, I would suggest a 'commitment ceremony' and bringing her into your home as a sister wife.

That would be a whole lot different situation that merely having the friend of your wife on the side as a mistress. :/
 Quoting: Jaena


Next OP will be proposed to become a muslime. Wow. Just wow. Because of some sex you become

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
well if you wanna go biblical
then you get out 1 Corinthians 7
- however, it's not to be used as a demand that she must
there is no demanding "it" permitted by that passage
because 1 Corinthians 13 defines love, and demanding it would be selfish which is not love

take both Ch. 7 and 13 as a starting point for you and her to have a serious discussion as to why she is withholding

medical / health reasons means you and your wife need to discuss and figure out a way between you and her only
you took the vows you don't break them without consequences

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Look into getting one of those new sex robots.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
something is strange about your premise, OP

how does this "friend" of you wife know so much about the intimate details of your relationship with your wife?

what kind of woman offers to bone her friend's husband as a "favor"?
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
If I am correct with the way the Bible and Christianity works as long as you have your some forgiven and accept ol Jesus as your Lord savior you can do pretty much what you want.

As far as a relationship goes I say you should talk to your wife about it.
Those types of situations have about a 30%
Success rate.
 Quoting: The Gullible Skeptic


Lol, that's not how it works. If you believe in Jesus and repent. That means trying your hardest not to commit sins. We all fail from time to time but he knows our hearts. If we sin without repentance and continue, we don't really believe. As sin results in death of spirit. A true believer will try their best to never sin. Otherwise we are not true believers, just hypocrites.
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