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My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?

 
LaZeKnight

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Thou shalt not commint adultry and its one of the 10 commandments so defy that and you are denying the bible and are unworthy to enter into Heaven.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Op You be way better off with a escort. They are hotties at he high end of the business and in the end will save you big time all the way around from money to emotions. Why settle for a washed up friend when you can have a hard bodied 20 something for a hr. SHit take the wife and let her watch.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
This has to be the worst troll thread in existence!
 Quoting: 9n


Not a troll bro...real life shit happens.
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


Prove it.
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12/06/2018 04:56 AM

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Do you know they removed the word gullible from the dictionary. Apparently no one is gullible any more so we don't need it.

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
If I am correct with the way the Bible and Christianity works as long as you have your some forgiven and accept ol Jesus as your Lord savior you can do pretty much what you want.

As far as a relationship goes I say you should talk to your wife about it.
Those types of situations have about a 30%
Success rate.
 Quoting: The Gullible Skeptic


You fucking idiot
It doesn't work that way
You can't commit murder and then sit in jail accept Jesus and all is forgiven
No it's not.
As far as fucking some one else.god couldn't give a shit who or how many you fuck.you say he should talk? As if he didn't talk already.didnt you read the situation you dumb shit?

Accept lord Jesus and you can do whatever you want

Motherfucker can I kick the shit out of you and then accept the Lord? Fucking faggot.Stupid Flanders

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Why do you have to have penetrative vaginal intrcourse?
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Because I am a DUDE.
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


You don't have to have sex. Just jack off.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
if your wife good with it go for it.. just make sure you finish over your wife :)
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
IT'S A TARP.

tarp
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putinright
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
 Quoting: WokeWook


Sorry dude, NOTHING replaces a real woman.
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


than get a divorce.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
This has to be the worst troll thread in existence!
 Quoting: 9n


Not a troll bro...real life shit happens.
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


get a divorce.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Men are not entitled to a vagina.

Marriage doesn't give a husband a right to have vagina.

What the fuck is wrong with you OP?
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
I don't know the morality of the following, however there is only one clear solution.

It must be a 3-way.

Kissing your wife while boning her friend.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex. She understands my needs and her UN-Married friend has offered to fulfill my needs, is the bible okay with this? It seems like the bible does allow this.

Yes this is REAL and my situation, we have been married for over 20 years and she does not want me to continue to go sexless, sorry but all the hand-jobs in the world do not make up for NON vaginal sex

 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


stfu and RAM HOLE! JK why are you asking on here? 5a

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Read your bible and translations if you want to rely on it:

Adultery applies to men having sex with married or betrothed women.

And no, its not the other way around. Most major churches expanded the definition to reverse the roles over the last 700 years as women obtained cultural rights to have a say in the marriage process. Dont forget that women were considered actual property, and that several historical and biblical males had numerous, legal, God-sanctioned, sexual partners.

That aside.. .

I am guessing you and her friend have developed a mutual and legitimate love interest over the years, and your wife is either very aware and understanding of that, and/or out of true love for you.

Or, I fear she could be aware and too devastated to have sex, too...

This happens everywhere, everyday.

Talk it out openly, and be honest is my advice.

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O.p needs one of these.boobookissweirdo
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Try anal...
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Men are not entitled to a vagina.

Marriage doesn't give a husband a right to have vagina.

What the fuck is wrong with you OP?
 Quoting: MissCleo


This is an obvious point, too.

Make damn sure your wife agrees her 'role' is how you see it, because that matters in the 21st century.
I'm a driver, I'm a winner. Things are going to change, I can feel it.
Garufal

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Nope, that's called adultery. Abraham tried it and now we have the insanity of Islam as a result.
 Quoting: regenerated


Damn it Abraham!
A epiphany I had watering my lawn one day.

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12/06/2018 09:39 AM

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
OP, you should hit up your doc and get a regular supply of Truvada for PrEP and then start hitting up the local adult bookstore and theater scenes as there are some gay men there that will suck your dick every night and love it and make you forget about chasing 50 year old hefty bags to worm your little dick into.

You can also download Grinder or whatever the current gay hookup app is these days as I'm sure it will get you to some SUPER FAST SEX which is obviously what you need. And assholes are tighter than pussies so you sound pretty gay to all of us anyways and we're sure you'll like it.

But again go ahead and get the Truvada for PrEP first since you WILL get HIV within a year or two once you become a regular pnp boy but it will be worth it because we all know how badly you just need to fuck something with a pulse and your wife probably won't care since she's already been getting good dick from some really hung guys for quite some time now that caused her need multiple pussy surgeries! Good luck!

Here' s a link to Truvada for PrEP:

[link to www.truvada.com (secure)]

PS: ALSO I should add it was really smart for your to come to GLP forums to get some feedback on this monumental potentially life altering decision since everybody here is so grounded and has your best interests at heart like we would for any other AC that we don't know. Rather than talking to some private counselor or person in real life about such issues. As they would CLEARLY steer you off course! Smart choice! When we see a thread like this on GLP, we instantly take it seriously and try our best to help because clearly it's not a troll or somebody trying to brag about sex thread.
 Quoting: GosoFinik



Great advice, sounds like you are the expert 5a

As for OP, how about a polyamorous relationship with both. I just don't think you can have sex with another woman without getting emotionally involved.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex. She understands my needs and her UN-Married friend has offered to fulfill my needs, is the bible okay with this? It seems like the bible does allow this.

Yes this is REAL and my situation, we have been married for over 20 years and she does not want me to continue to go sexless, sorry but all the hand-jobs in the world do not make up for NON vaginal sex

 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


wear a condom, lube it up good and away you go...

no problem I don't charge for advice.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
She can preform oral sex and keep you happy. Maybe she's using the situation to watch you get it on with her friend and fuck your life up over it. Go get some strange on your own.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Move to a state where polygamy is legal and marry another one!
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If the front door's been worked on..........there's always the back door.banana2
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Your wife is a cuckette?
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
did OP bail on this thread... another social control OP being run here... do they record the comments for future social engineering of us?
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
I'm sure your wife feels horrible about herself, and your willingness to bone her friend is just another kick to her lady parts. How would you feel if you had erectile dysfunction and your wife was gonna go bone one of your buddies because your parts are flawed? Would you be okay with that? I'm sure she really wants to help you out and yearns for that physical connection. The thought of you doing that with someone else would break her heart. Why do you even need to ask this? The fact that you are even questioning this shows how you really feel about her... so sad
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
i think surrogate wives (concubines) are allowed in the Bible.
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12/06/2018 10:22 AM

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Get a divorce.

But you won't. Men usually will kill their wives if they don't give them sex than do the right thing and divorce.

OP is a troll.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
i think surrogate wives (concubines) are allowed in the Bible.
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


If only that was the law. It's not.

Get a divorce is you aren't satisfied in your marriage.
Leave. Find what makes you happy.

Do not expect someone else to fulfill your happiness or needs.

goddammnit.