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My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?

 
MissCleo

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
did OP bail on this thread... another social control OP being run here... do they record the comments for future social engineering of us?
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yeah.

maybe he went to a lawyer to ask about getting a divorce.

but I doubt it.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
OP, do you provide all the financial support to the household?
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
It's too bad the newbs think this is a religious forum just because the word God is in the title.

Even to the point of trolls thinking it's a religious site and making stupid threads like this.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
It's too bad the newbs think this is a religious forum just because the word God is in the title.

Even to the point of trolls thinking it's a religious site and making stupid threads like this.
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Many people are lazy. Just like a guy who wants a woman to service him sexually.
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12/06/2018 10:51 AM

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
I need to present this to my girlfriend as an alternative
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Just go blow jobs and anal with the wife. That whole use a friend thing sounds like a setup for major problems.
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12/06/2018 10:55 AM

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Just go blow jobs and anal with the wife. That whole use a friend thing sounds like a setup for major problems.
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Also, love your damn wife,there’s a lot more than just sex involved. Do you hug and kiss her everyday and appreciate her?
"Come get some"
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Just go blow jobs and anal with the wife. That whole use a friend thing sounds like a setup for major problems.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


No.

A woman isn't a sex toy.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's ...
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probably because you have a dirty dick.

stop spreading STDs.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Sorry to break it too you, The Bible is an inanimate object, it never talks, you need to read it and work it. Casual observers will never ever get it.
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12/06/2018 10:59 AM

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Just go blow jobs and anal with the wife. That whole use a friend thing sounds like a setup for major problems.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Also, love your damn wife,there’s a lot more than just sex involved. Do you hug and kiss her everyday and appreciate her?
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Obviously not if his expectations are clearly stated.

nice cover up for sounding like a dick btw. heh.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Look into Christian Polygamy. Plural marriage is a real thing and God approved. Don't let the lost people here tell you different.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Just go blow jobs and anal with the wife. That whole use a friend thing sounds like a setup for major problems.
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Also, love your damn wife,there’s a lot more than just sex involved. Do you hug and kiss her everyday and appreciate her?
 Quoting: Mkjeep


Obviously not if his expectations are clearly stated.

nice cover up for sounding like a dick btw. heh.
 Quoting: MissCleo


The blow jobs and anal was sarcasm directed to the dickhead op
Read sentence after

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Your wife needs hormone replacement, including TESTOSTERONE.

Test is the "horny hormone", and if her ovaries have been taken, she lost her little test factories.

Be prepared, when it kicks in, you had better be ready to do you husbandly duties.

I use test as an athletic enhancer. When doing a test cycle, Mr. LJS gets extra workout time banana2
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12/06/2018 11:14 AM

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Your wife needs hormone replacement, including TESTOSTERONE.

Test is the "horny hormone", and if her ovaries have been taken, she lost her little test factories.

Be prepared, when it kicks in, you had better be ready to do you husbandly duties.

I use test as an athletic enhancer. When doing a test cycle, Mr. LJS gets extra workout time banana2
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Just don’t use too much or you’ll be coming home to a deep voiced Sasquatch with a strap on . chuckle
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The Berean

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12/06/2018 11:18 AM
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
What ever happened to the good ol' days where you would carve a hole in a cantaloupe and microwave it to 98 degrees
or use a shot glass and some Crisco like normal people?
The Deplorable MnB15

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12/06/2018 11:26 AM
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
That will crush her, despite what she says. If you truly love her, I wouldn't do it. That's the worst kind of pain.
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12/06/2018 11:28 AM

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That will crush her, despite what she says. If you truly love her, I wouldn't do it. That's the worst kind of pain.
 Quoting: The Deplorable MnB15


hesright
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Men are not entitled to a vagina.

Marriage doesn't give a husband a right to have vagina.

What the fuck is wrong with you OP?
 Quoting: MissCleo


That is kinda the insight I am picking up on.

If Op goes through with this, he will be visited by the karma of untreatable ED -- at about the same time his wife's body kicks back in. At that time, he will be in no position to complain if the wife decides to get serviced elsewhere.
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"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

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Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Your wife needs hormone replacement, including TESTOSTERONE.

Test is the "horny hormone", and if her ovaries have been taken, she lost her little test factories.

Be prepared, when it kicks in, you had better be ready to do you husbandly duties.

I use test as an athletic enhancer. When doing a test cycle, Mr. LJS gets extra workout time banana2
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Just don’t use too much or you’ll be coming home to a deep voiced Sasquatch with a strap on . chuckle
 Quoting: Mkjeep


^^Truth^^

If you go this route, make certain the doctor keeps an eye on her blood levels.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

INTJ:
Independent, original, analytical, and determined. Have an exceptional ability to turn theories into solid plans of action. Highly value knowledge, competence, and structure. Driven to derive meaning from their visions. Long-range thinkers. Have very high standards for their performance, and the performance of others. Natural leaders, but will follow if they trust existing leaders.

Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

Killer Bunny
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Your wife needs hormone replacement, including TESTOSTERONE.

Test is the "horny hormone", and if her ovaries have been taken, she lost her little test factories.

Be prepared, when it kicks in, you had better be ready to do you husbandly duties.

I use test as an athletic enhancer. When doing a test cycle, Mr. LJS gets extra workout time banana2
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So giving a women testosterone after she reaches metopause is the solution to make her fun again?
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Before you go have sex with another woman try anal with your wife. There’s a chance she might like it and your marriage won’t be compromised.
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12/06/2018 11:46 AM

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
I'm sure your wife feels horrible about herself, and your willingness to bone her friend is just another kick to her lady parts. How would you feel if you had erectile dysfunction and your wife was gonna go bone one of your buddies because your parts are flawed? Would you be okay with that? I'm sure she really wants to help you out and yearns for that physical connection. The thought of you doing that with someone else would break her heart. Why do you even need to ask this? The fact that you are even questioning this shows how you really feel about her... so sad
 Quoting: JL2




Yes.

If you can preserve the marriage by making arraignments to cover your partner’s sexual needs., then do it. But do it jointly and communicate expectations, etc.

It sure beats divorcing a woman / man you love because you need sex and the partner is unwilling or unable to provide even basic intercourse.

It’s not ideal. But it beats cheating (without the partner’s consent and input) and divorce.


OP don’t get involved with the friend. Go bang some escorts. It’s just a business transaction. That old divorced hag is gonna fall in love with you and cause a damn mess.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
I'm sure your wife feels horrible about herself, and your willingness to bone her friend is just another kick to her lady parts. How would you feel if you had erectile dysfunction and your wife was gonna go bone one of your buddies because your parts are flawed? Would you be okay with that? I'm sure she really wants to help you out and yearns for that physical connection. The thought of you doing that with someone else would break her heart. Why do you even need to ask this? The fact that you are even questioning this shows how you really feel about her... so sad
 Quoting: JL2




Yes.

If you can preserve the marriage by making arraignments to cover your partner’s sexual needs., then do it. But do it jointly and communicate expectations, etc.

It sure beats divorcing a woman / man you love because you need sex and the partner is unwilling or unable to provide even basic intercourse.

It’s not ideal. But it beats cheating (without the partner’s consent and input) and divorce.


OP don’t get involved with the friend. Go bang some escorts. It’s just a business transaction. That old divorced hag is gonna fall in love with you and cause a damn mess.
 Quoting: Gary Numale



In fact couples engaged to be married should discuss this before marriage. What period of time is appropriate before the other half is going to seek sexual fulfillment. Maybe the designated hole / pole should be ritualized it to a member of the wedding party, and set at the discretion of the bride or groom. And continue this arraignment even if the designated person marries. Just make it a job. Like a godparent. But instead a sexual surrogate.

Last Edited by Gary Numale on 12/06/2018 11:52 AM
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Get a Real Doll ! .. lol


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Before you go have sex with another woman try anal with your wife. There’s a chance she might like it and your marriage won’t be compromised.
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NO.
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What ever happened to the good ol' days where you would carve a hole in a cantaloupe and microwave it to 98 degrees
or use a shot glass and some Crisco like normal people?
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LOL
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Try anal...
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NO.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Surgery on lady parts.

hello?

what the fuck is wrong with all you people.