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Exactly, so get a divorce.
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All holes belong to me including the brown eyerockon
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nope.

But you can probably stick some stuff in your own holes and satisfy your deviance.
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Do not deny me whats rightfully mindsideways1rof1
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You make me glad that I am single.
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Fear Jesus. Be afraid of him and ask him.

If he does not give you an answer and you pursue the matter with mindful fear of him then if he waits for you to fulfill your desire to rebuke you then be ready to repent.

I am sure that as long as you all fear him and your heart's intents are pure then he will find it acceptable and no sin. But many believers who know neither him nor the bible will fight it and what I've said forever. So I will ignore them as you should also and take this advice and continue on: BE AFRAID OF JESUS BEFORE YOU STEP.
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Let's answer the OP's question instead of judging him for being a horny bastard. There's actually a very similar story to the OP's dilemma in the Bible, so it's the natural place to go for guidance:

Genesis 16
1 Now Sarai Abram's wife bare him no children: and she had an handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.

2 And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the Lord hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.

3 And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.

4 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.

5 And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the Lord judge between me and thee.

6 But Abram said unto Sarai, Behold, thy maid is in thine hand; do to her as it pleaseth thee. And when Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face.


There's no sign God gave a shit about how Abram got his dick wet. But the OP should still note it didn't turn out so well - the second woman got uppity against the first, and their friendship ended.
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All holes belong to me including the brown eyerockon
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nope.

But you can probably stick some stuff in your own holes and satisfy your deviance.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Do not deny me whats rightfully mindsideways1rof1
 Quoting: Ethancarter


You make me glad that I am single.
 Quoting: Pees and Ques


Why? Sex should be a fun thing and we are both entitled to share and explore each other's bodies LOL
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Men are NOT entitled to sex. period.
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No wonder you’re single.

If you were MY wife, you’d be “50-shaded” on a regular basis and duly punished for your insolence!

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My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex. She understands my needs and her UN-Married friend has offered to fulfill my needs, is the bible okay with this? It seems like the bible does allow this.

Yes this is REAL and my situation, we have been married for over 20 years and she does not want me to continue to go sexless, sorry but all the hand-jobs in the world do not make up for NON vaginal sex

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At least your wife cares about you!!! My wife (50 year old) chooses to not have sex very often (and when we do, she won't let me touch her on her privates and only cares about her own release). I am pretty sure she "is" having an affair (she had when she was 28), we worked things out to preserve tha family and I thought we had a solid marriage after that issue. since she is now exercising 2-3 hours a day, "NOT Kidding" and is gone from 6am-8pm, and treats me like shit, I would guess she is back to her old habits.

If my wife allowed me to seek out companionship, I would be delighted.... It was allowed in biblical times and most rich people and business executives have women on the side and their wives usually approve (as long as they bring home the bacon)... I know this, because my wife works in corperate situation and I see it all the time and she had an affair with an executive (I managed to get the bastard busted down to a salesman though and his wife divorced him once he was not making big bucks...
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If she is hot and sexy, I say pound it out. Good luck!
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This has to be the worst troll thread in existence!
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this...
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My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex. She understands my needs and her UN-Married friend has offered to fulfill my needs, is the bible okay with this? It seems like the bible does allow this.

Yes this is REAL and my situation, we have been married for over 20 years and she does not want me to continue to go sexless, sorry but all the hand-jobs in the world do not make up for NON vaginal sex

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At least your wife cares about you!!! My wife (50 year old) chooses to not have sex very often (and when we do, she won't let me touch her on her privates and only cares about her own release). I am pretty sure she "is" having an affair (she had when she was 28), we worked things out to preserve tha family and I thought we had a solid marriage after that issue. since she is now exercising 2-3 hours a day, "NOT Kidding" and is gone from 6am-8pm, and treats me like shit, I would guess she is back to her old habits.

If my wife allowed me to seek out companionship, I would be delighted.... It was allowed in biblical times and most rich people and business executives have women on the side and their wives usually approve (as long as they bring home the bacon)... I know this, because my wife works in corperate situation and I see it all the time and she had an affair with an executive (I managed to get the bastard busted down to a salesman though and his wife divorced him once he was not making big bucks...
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Dude!
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This has to be the worst troll thread in existence!
 Quoting: 9n


this...
 Quoting: incomingdays


Everyone knows adultery actually refers to adulteration of trade products and the ten commandments is a description of how to best form trading partnerships and has nothing whatsoever to do with individual actions.
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Surgeries on private parts isn't very normal. What's up with that?

If you're interested in what the bible says, the bible says do not take oaths.

You decided not to heed that warning and married under oath and I'm pretty sure it said something along the lines of honoring, cherishing and being faithful trough good times and bad.

You are only as good as your word and kept oath.

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Surgeries on private parts isn't very normal. What's up with that?

If you're interested in what the bible says, the bible says do not take oaths.

You decided not to heed that warning and married under oath and I'm pretty sure it said something along the lines of honoring, cherishing and being faithful trough good times and bad.

You are only as good as your word and kept oath.

Honor is not measured during times of strength and joy, it's measured in times of trial and crisis. Figure out who you want to be?
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^This

The Traditional, Sacred marriage vows include:

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For better or worse

In sickness and in health

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Does your wife have a sister? Maybe you could do her instead.
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This has to be the worst troll thread in existence!
 Quoting: 9n


this...
 Quoting: incomingdays


Everyone knows adultery actually refers to adulteration of trade products and the ten commandments is a description of how to best form trading partnerships and has nothing whatsoever to do with individual actions.
 Quoting: Asmodée


then you're gonna have a problem with the following:

1 Corinthians 6:9-11

9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God.

except for idolaters, all of verse 9 deals with sexual sin

adultery is sexual sin


the woman "caught" in adultery brought to Jesus

King David's adultery with Bathsheba
cost him their "love-child" and several of his sons


Jesus: Anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery
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Hot story op, is the wife going to watch / film?


*Unzip*
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Has the OP troll even been back to this thread?
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Does your wife have a sister? Maybe you could do her instead.
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Has the OP troll even been back to this thread?
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It's time to serve big daddy baby ;)
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Let's answer the OP's question instead of judging him for being a horny bastard. There's actually a very similar story to the OP's dilemma in the Bible, so it's the natural place to go for guidance:

Genesis 16
1 Now Sarai Abram's wife bare him no children: and she had an handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.

2 And Sarai said unto Abram, Behold now, the Lord hath restrained me from bearing: I pray thee, go in unto my maid; it may be that I may obtain children by her. And Abram hearkened to the voice of Sarai.

3 And Sarai Abram's wife took Hagar her maid the Egyptian, after Abram had dwelt ten years in the land of Canaan, and gave her to her husband Abram to be his wife.

4 And he went in unto Hagar, and she conceived: and when she saw that she had conceived, her mistress was despised in her eyes.

5 And Sarai said unto Abram, My wrong be upon thee: I have given my maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she had conceived, I was despised in her eyes: the Lord judge between me and thee.

6 But Abram said unto Sarai, Behold, thy maid is in thine hand; do to her as it pleaseth thee. And when Sarai dealt hardly with her, she fled from her face.


There's no sign God gave a shit about how Abram got his dick wet. But the OP should still note it didn't turn out so well - the second woman got uppity against the first, and their friendship ended.
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It ended very very well. Sarah's womb was opened after she was 100 years old or so, and Abram (now Abraham) and she begat the line of a whole nation.

Your wife is acting in a heroic tradition.
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My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex. She understands my needs and her UN-Married friend has offered to fulfill my needs, is the bible okay with this? It seems like the bible does allow this.

Yes this is REAL and my situation, we have been married for over 20 years and she does not want me to continue to go sexless, sorry but all the hand-jobs in the world do not make up for NON vaginal sex

 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


At least your wife cares about you!!! My wife (50 year old) chooses to not have sex very often (and when we do, she won't let me touch her on her privates and only cares about her own release). I am pretty sure she "is" having an affair (she had when she was 28), we worked things out to preserve tha family and I thought we had a solid marriage after that issue. since she is now exercising 2-3 hours a day, "NOT Kidding" and is gone from 6am-8pm, and treats me like shit, I would guess she is back to her old habits.

If my wife allowed me to seek out companionship, I would be delighted.... It was allowed in biblical times and most rich people and business executives have women on the side and their wives usually approve (as long as they bring home the bacon)... I know this, because my wife works in corperate situation and I see it all the time and she had an affair with an executive (I managed to get the bastard busted down to a salesman though and his wife divorced him once he was not making big bucks...
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RELEASE ALL OBAMA BIDEN CLINTON records...Putin is a asshole, just like Biden and Clinton.
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My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex. She understands my needs and her UN-Married friend has offered to fulfill my needs, is the bible okay with this? It seems like the bible does allow this.

Yes this is REAL and my situation, we have been married for over 20 years and she does not want me to continue to go sexless, sorry but all the hand-jobs in the world do not make up for NON vaginal sex

 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


you could do A-NO...........
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Has the OP troll even been back to this thread?
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Yes they have!


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Has the OP troll even been back to this thread?
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Yes they have!


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What is your star sign op?
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clappa
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Ignore what the others are saying. Polygamy is all over the bible here is proof [link to www.biblicalpolygamy.com]

Adultery is looking at a mans wife with intent to lay her or actually laying down with her. The whole "lust after a women is adultery" is referring to intent to lay down with a mans wife.

Looking at an unmarried women sexually is not adultery. Nor is sleeping with multiple women who are not married considered adultery.

Solomon himself had a thousand wives. You can research everything I said yourself its true. Religion is man made doctrine the whole one man and one woman is totally false.

The only thing I have to say is sex is marriage. So when you do lay down with an unmarried women(a women who is a virgin) make sure you love her as desrcibed in the bible.

Also if your wifes friend is not a virgin dont have sex with her because sex with a non virgin is adultery. She would be considered married already.
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 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


Ignore what the others are saying. Polygamy is all over the bible here is proof [link to www.biblicalpolygamy.com]

Adultery is looking at a mans wife with intent to lay her or actually laying down with her. The whole "lust after a women is adultery" is referring to intent to lay down with a mans wife.

Looking at an unmarried women sexually is not adultery. Nor is sleeping with multiple women who are not married considered adultery.

Solomon himself had a thousand wives. You can research everything I said yourself its true. Religion is man made doctrine the whole one man and one woman is totally false.

The only thing I have to say is sex is marriage. So when you do lay down with an unmarried women(a women who is a virgin) make sure you love her as desrcibed in the bible.

Also if your wifes friend is not a virgin dont have sex with her because sex with a non virgin is adultery. She would be considered married already.
 Quoting: InvisibleGoogles



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Soon your blue balls will make the decision for you!

Buy condoms or saltpeter!

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clappa
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


Ignore what the others are saying. Polygamy is all over the bible here is proof [link to www.biblicalpolygamy.com]

Adultery is looking at a mans wife with intent to lay her or actually laying down with her. The whole "lust after a women is adultery" is referring to intent to lay down with a mans wife.

Looking at an unmarried women sexually is not adultery. Nor is sleeping with multiple women who are not married considered adultery.

Solomon himself had a thousand wives. You can research everything I said yourself its true. Religion is man made doctrine the whole one man and one woman is totally false.

The only thing I have to say is sex is marriage. So when you do lay down with an unmarried women(a women who is a virgin) make sure you love her as desrcibed in the bible.

Also if your wifes friend is not a virgin dont have sex with her because sex with a non virgin is adultery. She would be considered married already.
 Quoting: InvisibleGoogles


murder, and genocide, etc. are all over the bible too

does that make it OK

No!

Polygamy, adultery, fornication, ... is not OK
it's outside of the Manufacturer's design and intent for marriage and the sexual union
one man with one woman to the exclusion of all others for life

polygamy was "blind eyed" to an extent due to the societal structure where there was no real security for a single woman or widow etc.

what is recorded is often recorded as lessons for what not to do
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Ignore what the others are saying. Polygamy is all over the bible here is proof [link to www.biblicalpolygamy.com]

Adultery is looking at a mans wife with intent to lay her or actually laying down with her. The whole "lust after a women is adultery" is referring to intent to lay down with a mans wife.

Looking at an unmarried women sexually is not adultery. Nor is sleeping with multiple women who are not married considered adultery.

Solomon himself had a thousand wives. You can research everything I said yourself its true. Religion is man made doctrine the whole one man and one woman is totally false.

The only thing I have to say is sex is marriage. So when you do lay down with an unmarried women(a women who is a virgin) make sure you love her as desrcibed in the bible.

Also if your wifes friend is not a virgin dont have sex with her because sex with a non virgin is adultery. She would be considered married already.
 Quoting: InvisibleGoogles


murder, and genocide, etc. are all over the bible too

does that make it OK

No!

Polygamy, adultery, fornication, ... is not OK
it's outside of the Manufacturer's design and intent for marriage and the sexual union
one man with one woman to the exclusion of all others for life

polygamy was "blind eyed" to an extent due to the societal structure where there was no real security for a single woman or widow etc.

what is recorded is often recorded as lessons for what not to do
 Quoting: Red John


If you say anything in the bible is not ok you are rejecting Gods word.

Hosea 4:6 King James Version (KJV)
6 My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge: because thou hast rejected knowledge, I will also reject thee, that thou shalt be no priest to me: seeing thou hast forgotten the law of thy God, I will also forget thy children.

You either accept that polygamy is what God designed and that it is totally ok. Or you reject it and risk God rejecting you. Your choice.

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My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex. She understands my needs and her UN-Married friend has offered to fulfill my needs, is the bible okay with this? It seems like the bible does allow this.

Yes this is REAL and my situation, we have been married for over 20 years and she does not want me to continue to go sexless, sorry but all the hand-jobs in the world do not make up for NON vaginal sex

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yes it is Biblical, Sarah provided Hagar to have sex with Abraham because she was barren. Have fun. but it is only to produce offspring.





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