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My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?

 
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Surgery on lady parts.

hello?

what the fuck is wrong with all you people.
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I think he means a hysterectomy.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
This has to be the worst troll thread in existence!
 Quoting: 9n


Not a troll bro...real life shit happens.
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


So I'm guessing you have no internal moral compass whatsoever?
 Quoting: 9n


His penis is his moral compass . He already was wanting
to have sex with the other woman . He is trying to justify
having extra-marital sex in the guise of "the bible says
it's OK".
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Try anal...
 Quoting: Patagonians


NO.
 Quoting: MissCleo


My wife’s vagina got so sore on our honeymoon that she tried anal. She offers that up sometimes and it’s better than I expected. It’s the next best thing and even better in some ways. I recommend it over having sex with another woman. You’ll get there. Trust me.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
YOU NEED TO SOUL SERCH WHY GOD IS MAKING THIS HAPPEN...

USUALLY IT ISS A LEARNING LESSON FOR YOU OR THE OTHER...

U MARRIED ? U MDE COMMITMENTS. DONT RECCOMJEND GOING THE SURROGATE ROUTE..

GET A REAL DOLL FIRST, BEST OF LUCK BRO,
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12/06/2018 12:17 PM

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This has to be the worst troll thread in existence!
 Quoting: 9n


Not a troll bro...real life shit happens.
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


So I'm guessing you have no internal moral compass whatsoever?
 Quoting: 9n


His penis is his moral compass . He already was wanting
to have sex with the other woman . He is trying to justify
having extra-marital sex in the guise of "the bible says
it's OK".
 Quoting: DrFesterpus


yep.

the Bible would say: get a divorce.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Surgery on lady parts.

hello?

what the fuck is wrong with all you people.
 Quoting: MissCleo


I think he means a hysterectomy.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


So if that isn't an indication that the sex life will change... then how will he ever understand?

See the problem here is him, not her.

Men are NOT entitled to sex. period.
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Monogamy is a made up lie by the church.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Surgery on lady parts.

hello?

what the fuck is wrong with all you people.
 Quoting: MissCleo


I think he means a hysterectomy.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


So if that isn't an indication that the sex life will change... then how will he ever understand?

See the problem here is him, not her.

Men are NOT entitled to sex. period.
 Quoting: MissCleo


It's the price that some women pay not to live alone. My ex is complaining to me about how lonely she is living alone and wonders how it came to be. LOL. 15 years after she kicked me out.
Before her hysterectomy, she told me she would either be a nymphomaniac after the surgery, or she wouldn't want sex at all. She didn't turn into a nymph. but she never offered up any of her friends.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Surgery on lady parts.

hello?

what the fuck is wrong with all you people.
 Quoting: MissCleo


I think he means a hysterectomy.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


So if that isn't an indication that the sex life will change... then how will he ever understand?

See the problem here is him, not her.

Men are NOT entitled to sex. period.
 Quoting: MissCleo


they are entitled to a period?

I get, not a sex. period.
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Surgery on lady parts.

hello?

what the fuck is wrong with all you people.
 Quoting: MissCleo


I think he means a hysterectomy.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


So if that isn't an indication that the sex life will change... then how will he ever understand?

See the problem here is him, not her.

Men are NOT entitled to sex. period.
 Quoting: MissCleo


entitlementosis is bad

in a loving union it's a shared gift

there is no withholding in a loving union except for medical reasons

there is also no demanding in a loving union
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
So if this hole wife’s friend doesn’t work out for you guys can I get the friends number? It’s been a while if you know what I mean.sideways
I'm living a life of total apnea!!!! I like to go swimmin with bow legged woman and swim between there legs !!!!!
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Nope, that's called adultery. Abraham tried it and now we have the insanity of Islam as a result.
 Quoting: regenerated


So why does the bible say that MANY had "Concubines" woman that had sex with married men with the okay of their wives?
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


Men disobey all the time. In particular David paid for it with his Sons lives as God rendered judgment unto him. If you do have sex with this woman do you think it will create problems for you and your wife?

Take into consideration you may develop feelings for this woman and your wife may not think she will get jealous but it may happen and destroy your marriage. I'm sorry to hear of this situation it is a tough one. It may also have far reaching consequence's so chose wisely what you decide to do.

There is not a situation in the Bible where this has gone well. Is she unable to have sex due to pain or she just doesn't get satisfaction from it?

If its the latter of the two she is your wife and has a responsibility to assure you don't take the jagged path if you get my meaning.
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Nope, that's called adultery. Abraham tried it and now we have the insanity of Islam as a result.
 Quoting: regenerated


So why does the bible say that MANY had "Concubines" woman that had sex with married men with the okay of their wives?
 Quoting: JFKdemocrat


Men disobey all the time. In particular David paid for it with his Sons lives as God rendered judgment unto him. If you do have sex with this woman do you think it will create problems for you and your wife?

Take into consideration you may develop feelings for this woman and your wife may not think she will get jealous but it may happen and destroy your marriage. I'm sorry to hear of this situation it is a tough one. It may also have far reaching consequence's so chose wisely what you decide to do.

There is not a situation in the Bible where this has gone well. Is she unable to have sex due to pain or she just doesn't get satisfaction from it?

If its the latter of the two she is your wife and has a responsibility to assure you don't take the jagged path if you get my meaning.
 Quoting: RiZE


this and due to Solomon's idiocy he never raised a good heir and lost the kingdom on a 10:2 split
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Surgery on lady parts.

hello?

what the fuck is wrong with all you people.
 Quoting: MissCleo


I think he means a hysterectomy.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


So if that isn't an indication that the sex life will change... then how will he ever understand?

See the problem here is him, not her.

Men are NOT entitled to sex. period.
 Quoting: MissCleo


It's the price that some women pay not to live alone. My ex is complaining to me about how lonely she is living alone and wonders how it came to be. LOL. 15 years after she kicked me out.
Before her hysterectomy, she told me she would either be a nymphomaniac after the surgery, or she wouldn't want sex at all. She didn't turn into a nymph. but she never offered up any of her friends.
 Quoting: Pilgrim001


hint: it's not the woman.

Men haven't a clue about sexuality usually.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Monogamy is a made up lie by the church.
 Quoting: Anonymous Gopher


Exactly, so get a divorce.
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Monogamy is a made up lie by the church.
 Quoting: Anonymous Gopher


Exactly, so get a divorce.
 Quoting: MissCleo


All holes belong to me including the brown eyerockon
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Monogamy is a made up lie by the church.
 Quoting: Anonymous Gopher


Exactly, so get a divorce.
 Quoting: MissCleo


All holes belong to me including the brown eyerockon
 Quoting: Ethancarter


nope.

But you can probably stick some stuff in your own holes and satisfy your deviance.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Yup.

The bible says it's ok to fuck your wifes friend as long as your wife is laying naked on your back, nibbeling the back of your neck, making a sammich of you between the 2 women.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Monogamy is a made up lie by the church.
 Quoting: Anonymous Gopher


Exactly, so get a divorce.
 Quoting: MissCleo


All holes belong to me including the brown eyerockon
 Quoting: Ethancarter


nope.

But you can probably stick some stuff in your own holes and satisfy your deviance.
 Quoting: MissCleo


Do not deny me whats rightfully mindsideways1rof1
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You have Democrat in your name it would figure your type would make a post like this you are all demonic hellspawn ... Go away
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Thou shalt not commint adultry and its one of the 10 commandments so defy that and you are denying the bible and are unworthy to enter into Heaven.
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avouterie means to corrupt. It was a problem back when wives regularly poisoned husbands.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
I suggest you go full arab and buy a goat
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
I'm sure your wife feels horrible about herself, and your willingness to bone her friend is just another kick to her lady parts. How would you feel if you had erectile dysfunction and your wife was gonna go bone one of your buddies because your parts are flawed? Would you be okay with that? I'm sure she really wants to help you out and yearns for that physical connection. The thought of you doing that with someone else would break her heart. Why do you even need to ask this? The fact that you are even questioning this shows how you really feel about her... so sad
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putin-thiss

and

Get a life troll.



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Yes Opie because the Bible says that you should love your neighbor as yourself
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
I suggest you go full arab and buy a goat
 Quoting: Works4Me


laugh :goat: :islam:
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Your wife needs hormone replacement, including TESTOSTERONE.

Test is the "horny hormone", and if her ovaries have been taken, she lost her little test factories.

Be prepared, when it kicks in, you had better be ready to do you husbandly duties.

I use test as an athletic enhancer. When doing a test cycle, Mr. LJS gets extra workout time banana2
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


So giving a women testosterone after she reaches metopause is the solution to make her fun again?
 Quoting: LaZeKnight


Test is the horny hormone, BUT as MK stated, it must be monitored, or she may end up with a deep voice and whiskers.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Yep.

Happenned to Brief.
JUST FACE IT..

We are ALL DOOMED.

ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
If I am correct with the way the Bible and Christianity works as long as you have your some forgiven and accept ol Jesus as your Lord savior you can do pretty much what you want.

As far as a relationship goes I say you should talk to your wife about it.
Those types of situations have about a 30%
Success rate.
 Quoting: The Gullible Skeptic



Lol....riiiiiight. Bible say you must practice obedience to the Lord and to flee even the appearance of sin. No you can't.just do pretty much anything you want like adultery, fornication, debotcher, stealing, lying, covetiousness, Homosexuality and may more. Not to say a person may struggle or stumble in these things mentioned but the Word of God says that anyone PRACTICING these thing will not enter into the Kingdom of Heaven. So if you think you can just do anything you want and think your saved... You need to Examine yourself and see.if you be in the faith less you be a repubate and deny the faith putting the Lord Jesus to an open shame.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
It's fine. Tear it up. Your woman approves.

BUT!! It would be more honorable for you to be sexless with her.

:justsayin:
 Quoting: Chip


Shit man u gonna make it like that for bro?

Facts are facts tho.
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
Sorry for your stituation. What you are saying is that you will have sex with her friend for the rest of your lives with no feelings involved? Then why not find a nice attractive goat?

Sex with no intimacy? Then what is the point?
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Re: My wife has a problem providing sex and has her best friend willing to fill in for her, is the bible okay with this?
My wife has had several surgeries on her private area's and now is not interested in sex. She understands my needs and her UN-Married friend has offered to fulfill my needs, is the bible okay with this? It seems like the bible does allow this.

Yes this is REAL and my situation, we have been married for over 20 years and she does not want me to continue to go sexless, sorry but all the hand-jobs in the world do not make up for NON vaginal sex

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