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Two altar boys arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner
What started as a joke ended with the future of two altar boys from Spain. They were detained overnight, after having surprised them putting weed in the censer-burner of the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela.

The censer-burner is used the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela to celebrate the Epiphany of the Lord. Several assistants stated that in this occasion the holy precinct was suddenly covered in an odd smell “it did not smell as always, it was a familiar smell but I could not relate it to anything, but in my son’s bedroom sometimes smell like that”...

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Sorry, mate!

I just genuinely busted-out laughing, at this!

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lmao
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.. and rightly so! Wasting perfectly fine weed.

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+5 Get thee out thou vile lucid thoughts; the power of weed compels you.
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They only replaced the fake stuff with the real stuff. give them a medal
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i give those alter boys 5 stars for creativity .
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+5 Get thee out thou vile lucid thoughts; the power of weed compels you.
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+5 Get thee out thou vile lucid thoughts; the power of weed compels you.
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Re: Two altar boys arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner
What started as a joke ended with the future of two altar boys from Spain. They were detained overnight, after having surprised them putting weed in the censer-burner of the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela.

The censer-burner is used the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela to celebrate the Epiphany of the Lord. Several assistants stated that in this occasion the holy precinct was suddenly covered in an odd smell “it did not smell as always, it was a familiar smell but I could not relate it to anything, but in my son’s bedroom sometimes smell like that”...

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 Quoting: Tess.

Would be funny ..... if real.

"Legal Warging
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The content of TIN is fiction and does not correspond to reality.
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But Jesus smiled!!!
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Satire

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Re: Two altar boys arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner
What started as a joke ended with the future of two altar boys from Spain. They were detained overnight, after having surprised them putting weed in the censer-burner of the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela.

The censer-burner is used the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela to celebrate the Epiphany of the Lord. Several assistants stated that in this occasion the holy precinct was suddenly covered in an odd smell “it did not smell as always, it was a familiar smell but I could not relate it to anything, but in my son’s bedroom sometimes smell like that”...

[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

rockon
 Quoting: Tess.

Would be funny ..... if real.

"Legal Warging
The site “There is news” is a humor site whose purpose is entertainment.
The content of TIN is fiction and does not correspond to reality.
"

[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]


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Well it caught me out. Never mind, funny anyway.
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They only replaced the fake stuff with the real stuff. give them a medal
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What a waste of perfectly good weed
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Re: Two altar boys arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner
What started as a joke ended with the future of two altar boys from Spain. They were detained overnight, after having surprised them putting weed in the censer-burner of the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela.

The censer-burner is used the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela to celebrate the Epiphany of the Lord. Several assistants stated that in this occasion the holy precinct was suddenly covered in an odd smell “it did not smell as always, it was a familiar smell but I could not relate it to anything, but in my son’s bedroom sometimes smell like that”...

[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

rockon
 Quoting: Tess.

Would be funny ..... if real.

"Legal Warging
The site “There is news” is a humor site whose purpose is entertainment.
The content of TIN is fiction and does not correspond to reality.
"

[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Hydra

Well it caught me out. Never mind, funny anyway.
 Quoting: Tess.

Yep, especially that the posters above my first post all thought that it was real.

Good example how easy it is to spread fake news and why one should double and triple check these days.

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Re: Two altar boys arrested for putting weed in the censer-burner
What started as a joke ended with the future of two altar boys from Spain. They were detained overnight, after having surprised them putting weed in the censer-burner of the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela.

The censer-burner is used the Cathedral of Santiago de Compostela to celebrate the Epiphany of the Lord. Several assistants stated that in this occasion the holy precinct was suddenly covered in an odd smell “it did not smell as always, it was a familiar smell but I could not relate it to anything, but in my son’s bedroom sometimes smell like that”...

[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

rockon
 Quoting: Tess.

Would be funny ..... if real.

"Legal Warging
The site “There is news” is a humor site whose purpose is entertainment.
The content of TIN is fiction and does not correspond to reality.
"

[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Hydra

Well it caught me out. Never mind, funny anyway.
 Quoting: Tess.

Yep, especially that the posters above my first post all thought that it was real.

Good example how easy it is to spread fake news and why one should double and triple check these days.

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 Quoting: Hydra


I always check sources normally, but this was lighthearted so no harm done.
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Well it was part of the temple incense and oil....so it was no sin
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It's likely given somebody an idea.

Expect to read about something similar to this in a "real news" source within a few weeks.
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Sweet Calamus eh?

Well that would be Biblical.

Can't have that in the RCC!
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Seriously?? Arrested???

That is a kid prank that justified a good scolding from the parents, and a good guilt trip from the Priest or Mother Superior, NOT an arrest record.

ETA: Just saw it is satire, BUT it does tell us something about the state of things that the story is believable.

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now thats some funny shit right there
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this thereisnews site needs to go lol
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+5 Get thee out thou vile lucid thoughts; the power of weed compels you.
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the irony is, it's probably what was used traditionally thousands of years ago.
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it did not smell as always, it was a familiar smell but I could not relate it to anything, but in my son’s bedroom sometimes smell like that”...

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Seriously?? Arrested???

That is a kid prank that justified a good scolding from the parents, and a good guilt trip from the Priest or Mother Superior, NOT an arrest record.

ETA: Just saw it is satire, BUT it does tell us something about the state of things that the story is believable.
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Impossible not to laugh at this! I hope they live through it ohno
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