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Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment

 
Righteous1AtHeart

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Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts*

Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD
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I mean if your into that stuff . GLP could probably cook something hot an steamy up for ya lol.
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12/06/2018 09:17 AM
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Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts*

Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD
 Quoting: MissCheshire


I mean if your into that stuff . GLP could probably cook something hot an steamy up for ya lol.
 Quoting: Righteous1AtHeart


When i say hot and steamy i mean poop . Bathe in it . See how you really feal afterwards ... isnt that what a bukake is right .. like someone poops on you and in your mouth ... i mean thats what it sounds like anyways hahaha. My bad guys . Made myself gag a bit .
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I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh.

"Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment.

Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised."

<50% [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


Oh, my.

Poor Mom. I bet it cost a bundle, too. But it will give the something to talk sbout for years. In private, of course.

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Confession:
I had to look it up.

The Orientals are so creative.
Believing what you want instead of knowing what you should doesn’t always work out so well..
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12/06/2018 09:29 AM
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You win thread of the day my Friend. That shit is fuckin hilarious!
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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
If I look at the posters in this thread, I'm sure that they will take the stories below as gospel, too.

27 women got pregnant after a bather ejaculated every day into a swimming pool [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

Gives birth to a black child and blames the coffee her husband drinks [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

Pope Francis cancels the Bible and proposes to create a new book [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

New mosquito species discovered that can get you pregnant with a single bite
[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

They remove a cucumber out of his butthole and he says he might have swallowed a seed [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]


Also worth to read, the first two sentences here: [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

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12/06/2018 09:44 AM
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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts*

Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD
 Quoting: MissCheshire


I'm sure many men would volunteer
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not if your daughter was rosie odonnel
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12/06/2018 09:57 AM

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thankyou everyone.

We got a sorely needed laugh out of it.

In my defense, last month GLP member "Pneumati tou Stomatos" posted how he entered an oriental brothel believing it was a restaurant.

Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 12/06/2018 09:59 AM
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I hope she enjoyed blowing the special candles
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Did they not see the advertisement pics? wtffcruise
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12/06/2018 10:12 AM

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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh.

"Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment.

Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised."

<50% [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


Gotta tell ya, while this is an amusing story I doubt there is any truth to it....

other "news" on the site;

[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

Last Edited by JustTheFactsPlease on 12/06/2018 10:14 AM
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12/06/2018 10:53 AM
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Satire website ...

bsflag
 Quoting: LostRabbit


Bingo!
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12/06/2018 10:56 AM

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This may turn out to be fake news, but we all seemed to enjoy a laugh to start the day. Well done Louis.

Last Edited by RepublicofTexas on 12/06/2018 10:58 AM
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Do I even have to explain why this is bullshit and fake news? Nevermind just looking at the other parody stories on this website.

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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh.

"Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment.

Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised."

<50% [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


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12/06/2018 11:10 AM
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How do they know it wouldn't have a positive beauty effect?
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12/06/2018 11:21 AM

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anon A paper bag would have been so much cheaper.

(edit) 9teen Uh oh, I really gotta read stuff before posting.

I actually like Japanese people because they are so nice, but I guess there is a dark side to everything nowadays.
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The bright side is ive heard over and over how great it is for clearing up adult acne.....cruise
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12/06/2018 11:35 AM
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Fake as hell, how can you "accidentally" order a bukkakke.

Worse, how can you even order one? orderabukkakke.com?

Ridiculous
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it's funny to them, don't ruin it for them.

there, there, the story is real children
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5 gold stars
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12/06/2018 11:39 AM

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lmao
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18 YO girl: You are the best parents a girl could ever have! This is my favorite birthday gift EVER! :)
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I think the story is bullshit because I think the site is a parody news site.

Read this story from there and decide


Lol

[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]
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Gee, did you figure that out all by yourself?
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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
If I look at the posters in this thread, I'm sure that they will take the stories below as gospel, too.

27 women got pregnant after a bather ejaculated every day into a swimming pool [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

Gives birth to a black child and blames the coffee her husband drinks [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

Pope Francis cancels the Bible and proposes to create a new book [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

New mosquito species discovered that can get you pregnant with a single bite
[link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

They remove a cucumber out of his butthole and he says he might have swallowed a seed [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]


Also worth to read, the first two sentences here: [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

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 Quoting: Hydra


What is even funnier is the fact that you spent all that time typing.
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We're all aware it's a parody website; making people laugh warrants a red thumbs down?

Many of us have a sense of humor and liked beginning the day with a laugh.
The rest of us have been gone ten thousand years.

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12/06/2018 12:26 PM
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Whats Bukake? Kind of think its something only weirdo's know what it is.

Definitely only something known by those who visit porn sites.

The story makes no sense also, it states...' “Well, the truth is that now I really fancy”, Laura said.'

What does that mean? Fancy what?

A stock photo with a blurred out face and sentences that make no sense. What is this garbage you are infecting GLP with?

Stop it!

And who is the porn addict that pinned it? FFS.

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5 stars and green although I considered red because I had to explain to my wife how I knew what bukake was
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I'm terrified to google what that means OH-dear
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5 stars and green although I considered red because I had to explain to my wife how I knew what bukake was
 Quoting: Jeff_43


You visit porn sites, she does not.
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