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Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment

 
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I'm terrified to google what that means OH-dear
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Holy shit!

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This is one way of knowing which GLP members use porn sites.
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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
Uh, how do you ORDER a bukake?

Is it like Papa John's or something? What about a 30 minutes or it's free guarantee?
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This is one way of knowing which GLP members use porn sites.
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12/06/2018 12:59 PM

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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
so instead of having to pay to be part of a bukake, over there men get paid to be part of it?
this makes no sense to me.

how do you "order" a bukake without knowing its sex?

is there a blank website with zero sexual references where you order this?

also suddenly dozens of naked men touching their junk came out of nowhere?
and that made them "a bit confused"??

i mean i guess its japan.. but damn
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12/06/2018 01:00 PM
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"... but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised."


I think that after she found out what it was, that the mother really wanted the bukkake!

Is that the secret to why Japanese women keep youthful skin until old age?

They have regular buck cakes and theres a lot of nutrients to having a dozen loads dropped on her face. Does she rub it in or just let it soak in??
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12/06/2018 01:03 PM

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5 stars plus you owe me a new keyboard,I spat my coffee.
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Awesome; thanks! 1rof1
 Quoting: Louis in Richmond


I never heard the word bukake before and I certainly did not know the meaning.

Here in France, the word Boucaque is slang for Muzzy from the Maghreb, a shortened version of Bougnoul, i.e. an Arab from the Maghreb (Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia).

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what nice parents
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Her dad: Oh look honey this will be a very special birthday present for our Princess.

Her mom: That's a great idea! I remember my first facial.

Her dad: You do? What was it like?

Her mom: Well they put 2 cucumber slices over my eyes and a eye mask. Then it sounded like a bunch of Japanese men making strange noises entered the room.

Her dad: Then what happened?

Her mom: Someone asked if I was ready to begin and as soon as I said yes they started spooging the lotion all over my face. Some even got in my mouth and nose.

Her dad: That sounds strange.

Her mom: The strangest part was all the weird noises the Japanese men were making when they squeezed the lotion bottle to apply it to my face. The lotion was very warm. Some even got in my mouth and it was salty and kinda thick.

Her dad: That's interesting. Did you like it?

Her mom: Yes and have been going there once a month ever since the first time. The great part is not only is it free but they also pay me to try new lotion too. It puts the lotion in the basket.
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out to guide his sleigh?

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12/06/2018 02:03 PM

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Surprisingly common mistake.
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious...

I'd wonder who was paying me, and why?
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Surprisingly common mistake.
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out to guide his sleigh?

They go into town and blow a few bucks.
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I want to know if they finished or did they stop.

I skimmed through the he article but didn't see any info on it.
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12/06/2018 02:14 PM

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Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment
Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts*

Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD
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I mean if your into that stuff . GLP could probably cook something hot an steamy up for ya lol.
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When i say hot and steamy i mean poop . Bathe in it . See how you really feal afterwards ... isnt that what a bukake is right .. like someone poops on you and in your mouth ... i mean thats what it sounds like anyways hahaha. My bad guys . Made myself gag a bit .
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No what would be a Cleveland Steamer, it was actually appropriated from Finnish immigrants in the early 1900's and was originally called the Helsinki Stinky.
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious...

I'd wonder who was paying me, and why?
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It reminds me of my grandmother eathing mayonaise, there was mayonaise all over her face, even the people around her had mayonaise on them.
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I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh.

"Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment.

Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised."

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They didnt understand?? They were on the net n didnt Google it or seeing links that define it???
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This is one way of knowing which GLP members use porn sites.
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Or search engines, duh
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious...

I'd wonder who was paying me, and why?
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Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts*

Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD
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According to English–American anti-pornography campaigner Gail Dines, the ejaculate on the female performer's body "also marks the woman as used goods", conveying a sense of ownership.

She quotes veteran American porn actor and producer Bill Margold stating:

"I'd like to really show what I believe the men want to see: violence against women. I firmly believe that we serve a purpose by showing that. The most violent we can get is the cum shot in the face. Men get off behind that because they get EVEN with the women they can't HAVE.". [emphasis mine]

Lovely.

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Well I've certainly learned far more than I ever thought I would today!
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Thanks for the laugh OP chuckle
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If true, this may be no accident.

The parents were sick of their bad kid and all the grief and this was payback.
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If you order 2 bukkake specials, how long do you have to wait between them, or can they be done at the same time? Cause her father wants one too.
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Obviously fake news parody.
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Clearly fake news, but funny as hell!
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She quotes veteran American porn actor and producer Bill Margold stating:

"I'd like to really show what I believe the men want to see: violence against women. I firmly believe that we serve a purpose by showing that. The most violent we can get is the cum shot in the face. Men get off behind that because they get EVEN with the women they can't HAVE.". [emphasis mine]
 Quoting: Yesterday ~ TODAY ~ Tomorrow


Bill Margold should speak for himself...

The real reason we men enjoy watching the facial cum shot, is because we love to fuck a woman's brains out! We like to make her so horny she can't remember her name! We want her to sit there begging for our dick!

That's the only time you'll get to do this IRL.
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I'm not sure I trust their news.

Headlines:

"New mosquito species discovered that can get you pregnant with a single bite"

"Meghan asks for a divorce after discovering that Harry is not the eldest brother"

"Man arrested for putting fake arrow decals on the floor in IKEA and for creating a labyrinth with no exit"

The last one has potential, though..
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Lol.Least she has a funny story to share when she's alot older.