Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 75398483 United States 12/06/2018 09:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts* Quoting: MissCheshire Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD I mean if your into that stuff . GLP could probably cook something hot an steamy up for ya lol. When i say hot and steamy i mean poop . Bathe in it . See how you really feal afterwards ... isnt that what a bukake is right .. like someone poops on you and in your mouth ... i mean thats what it sounds like anyways hahaha. My bad guys . Made myself gag a bit . |
Lily o' the Valley User ID: 77180262 United States 12/06/2018 09:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh. Quoting: Louis in Richmond "Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment. Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised." <50% [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Oh, my. Poor Mom. I bet it cost a bundle, too. But it will give the something to talk sbout for years. In private, of course. 5* for most out of the ordinary thread pf the week; *** Good deeds bring rewards, bad actions bring troubles. That is a law of the universe. *** |
Lily o' the Valley User ID: 77180262 United States 12/06/2018 09:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
REMJR1 User ID: 76169420 United States 12/06/2018 09:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment You win thread of the day my Friend. That shit is fuckin hilarious! Fuck what the flag by my name says, I'm from Texas! Wake up & smell reality. I have to much blood in my caffeine stream! "Oh look--another basement dwelling loser who ain't had pussy since pussy had him." Beans.N.Rice “The thing about smart mother fuckers is that sometimes, they sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers...” Robert Kirkman |
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Hydra User ID: 70779839 Germany 12/06/2018 09:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment 27 women got pregnant after a bather ejaculated every day into a swimming pool [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Gives birth to a black child and blames the coffee her husband drinks [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Pope Francis cancels the Bible and proposes to create a new book [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] New mosquito species discovered that can get you pregnant with a single bite [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] They remove a cucumber out of his butthole and he says he might have swallowed a seed [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Also worth to read, the first two sentences here: [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] . :ase26122019: Annular Solar Eclipse - December 26, 2019 - Kannur, Kerala, India |
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Louis in Richmond (OP) That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 3079061 United States 12/06/2018 09:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment everyone. We got a sorely needed laugh out of it. In my defense, last month GLP member "Pneumati tou Stomatos" posted how he entered an oriental brothel believing it was a restaurant. Last Edited by Louis in Richmond on 12/06/2018 09:59 AM Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
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JustTheFactsPlease User ID: 51674818 United States 12/06/2018 10:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh. Quoting: Louis in Richmond "Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment. Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised." <50% [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Gotta tell ya, while this is an amusing story I doubt there is any truth to it.... other "news" on the site; [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Last Edited by FeedYourHead on 12/06/2018 10:14 AM Ask Alice when she's 10ft tall This is a battle for the future of civilization. If free speech is lost even in America, tyranny is all that lies ahead. Elon Musk |
Victor Vectors User ID: 71388910 United States 12/06/2018 10:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
RepublicofTexas User ID: 76686296 United States 12/06/2018 10:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment This may turn out to be fake news, but we all seemed to enjoy a laugh to start the day. Well done Louis. Last Edited by RepublicofTexas on 12/06/2018 10:58 AM Make America Strong Again Make America Sexy Again I'm fukken this monkey, you just shut up and hold the tail." |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77054652 United States 12/06/2018 10:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Cartel™ User ID: 77088318 Canada 12/06/2018 11:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh. Quoting: Louis in Richmond "Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment. Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised." <50% [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Imagine a group of people so disgusting they have to make laws preventing you from hating them :candp2: |
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saved User ID: 60038072 United States 12/06/2018 11:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment A paper bag would have been so much cheaper. Quoting: Judethz (edit) Uh oh, I really gotta read stuff before posting. I actually like Japanese people because they are so nice, but I guess there is a dark side to everything nowadays. The bright side is ive heard over and over how great it is for clearing up adult acne..... Come And Take It! |
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First Born Son User ID: 76473933 United States 12/06/2018 11:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment I think the story is bullshit because I think the site is a parody news site. Quoting: Toolio Read this story from there and decide Lol [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Gee, did you figure that out all by yourself? |
First Born Son User ID: 76473933 United States 12/06/2018 11:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment If I look at the posters in this thread, I'm sure that they will take the stories below as gospel, too. Quoting: Hydra 27 women got pregnant after a bather ejaculated every day into a swimming pool [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Gives birth to a black child and blames the coffee her husband drinks [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Pope Francis cancels the Bible and proposes to create a new book [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] New mosquito species discovered that can get you pregnant with a single bite [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] They remove a cucumber out of his butthole and he says he might have swallowed a seed [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] Also worth to read, the first two sentences here: [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] . What is even funnier is the fact that you spent all that time typing. |
Louis in Richmond (OP) That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 3079061 United States 12/06/2018 12:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Louis in Richmond (OP) That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 3079061 United States 12/06/2018 12:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment We're all aware it's a parody website; making people laugh warrants a red thumbs down? Many of us have a sense of humor and liked beginning the day with a laugh. Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77180760 Italy 12/06/2018 12:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment Definitely only something known by those who visit porn sites. The story makes no sense also, it states...' “Well, the truth is that now I really fancy”, Laura said.' What does that mean? Fancy what? A stock photo with a blurred out face and sentences that make no sense. What is this garbage you are infecting GLP with? Stop it! And who is the porn addict that pinned it? FFS. |
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