If I look at the posters in this thread, I'm sure that they will take the stories below as gospel, too.

27 women got pregnant after a bather ejaculated every day into a swimming pool [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

Gives birth to a black child and blames the coffee her husband drinks [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

Pope Francis cancels the Bible and proposes to create a new book [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

New mosquito species discovered that can get you pregnant with a single bite [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

They remove a cucumber out of his butthole and he says he might have swallowed a seed [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]


Also worth to read, the first two sentences here: [link to thereisnews.com (secure)]

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