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Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment | |
Noble Six  User ID: 73869720  United States12/06/2018 12:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment Holy shit!   NobleSix “Seven Deadly Sins: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Science without humanity, Knowledge without character, Politics without principle, Commerce without morality, Worship without sacrifice.” - Mahatma Gandhi "Socialists destroy the economy piece by piece, but Fascists step in during the chaos and kill the host." - The GoldenJackass "The lessons that we learn are written on the tombstones of others." - Reid Henrichs - Valor Ridge "Marcus. Never end the fight!" - Lt.Mike "Murph" Murphy USN SEAL - Team Leader of Spartan 01 - Operation Red Wings 06/28/05 "Why don't you go preach that in all those wealthy Arab countries who are taking zero refugees, pope? Oh, right. Because preaching, at all, over there, will get your head cut off." "These people aren't fleeing oppression. They're spreading it." - Revbo "Your comment is not only illogical; it promotes a double standard that tells women they can act without accountability. That's not #Equality: that's #Impunity. Congratulations to you for advocating sexism against men." -Firebrand Central |
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| Louis in Richmond (OP) That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 3079061 United States12/06/2018 12:55 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment To be honest, I first learned what it was here on GLP. Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
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| T-Man Entitled title User ID: 77173110 United States12/06/2018 12:59 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment this makes no sense to me. how do you "order" a bukake without knowing its sex? is there a blank website with zero sexual references where you order this? also suddenly dozens of naked men touching their junk came out of nowhere? and that made them "a bit confused"?? i mean i guess its japan.. but damn |
| anonymous coward 99 User ID: 2509491 United States12/06/2018 01:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment "... but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised." I think that after she found out what it was, that the mother really wanted the bukkake! Is that the secret to why Japanese women keep youthful skin until old age? They have regular buck cakes and theres a lot of nutrients to having a dozen loads dropped on her face. Does she rub it in or just let it soak in?? |
| jake User ID: 76890717 United States12/06/2018 01:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment what nice parents Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
| EnD BLM User ID: 73805232 United States12/06/2018 01:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment Her dad: Oh look honey this will be a very special birthday present for our Princess. Her mom: That's a great idea! I remember my first facial. Her dad: You do? What was it like? Her mom: Well they put 2 cucumber slices over my eyes and a eye mask. Then it sounded like a bunch of Japanese men making strange noises entered the room. Her dad: Then what happened? Her mom: Someone asked if I was ready to begin and as soon as I said yes they started spooging the lotion all over my face. Some even got in my mouth and nose. Her dad: That sounds strange. Her mom: The strangest part was all the weird noises the Japanese men were making when they squeezed the lotion bottle to apply it to my face. The lotion was very warm. Some even got in my mouth and it was salty and kinda thick. Her dad: That's interesting. Did you like it? Her mom: Yes and have been going there once a month ever since the first time. The great part is not only is it free but they also pay me to try new lotion too. It puts the lotion in the basket. Yin and yang is never ending because if it did so would everything..... |
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| Monger of Many Things User ID: 75100323 Netherlands12/06/2018 02:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts* Quoting: MissCheshire Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD I mean if your into that stuff . GLP could probably cook something hot an steamy up for ya lol. When i say hot and steamy i mean poop . Bathe in it . See how you really feal afterwards ... isnt that what a bukake is right .. like someone poops on you and in your mouth ... i mean thats what it sounds like anyways hahaha. My bad guys . Made myself gag a bit . No what would be a Cleveland Steamer, it was actually appropriated from Finnish immigrants in the early 1900's and was originally called the Helsinki Stinky. If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who was paying me, and why? |
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Phennommennonn Forum Administrator 12/06/2018 02:22 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment I never come up with good threads, instead always adding to others' threads, but this title made me laugh. Quoting: Louis in Richmond "Laura’s parents wanted to give her a very special gift on her 18th birthday. So they hired on the Internet a bukake to do it after her party, thinking it was about a novel Japanese beauty treatment. Her birthday passed with normality, until it was over. When it is time to her surprise, suddenly a dozen naked men of completely varying ages and races appeared. “We were confused, we expected some kind of Japanese masseur, but we received in return a lot of men asking about our daughter while they touched their packages” her mother remarked surprised." <50% [link to thereisnews.com (secure)] They didnt understand?? They were on the net n didnt Google it or seeing links that define it??? political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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| Yesterday ~ TODAY ~ Tomorrow User ID: 76107349 United States12/06/2018 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment Jeez why can't I get nice presents like this?! *pouts* Quoting: MissCheshire Still.....they say it IS Good for the skin! XD According to English–American anti-pornography campaigner Gail Dines, the ejaculate on the female performer's body "also marks the woman as used goods", conveying a sense of ownership. She quotes veteran American porn actor and producer Bill Margold stating: "I'd like to really show what I believe the men want to see: violence against women. I firmly believe that we serve a purpose by showing that. The most violent we can get is the cum shot in the face. Men get off behind that because they get EVEN with the women they can't HAVE.". [emphasis mine] Lovely. Bukkake [link to en.m.wikipedia.org (secure)] |
| Louis in Richmond (OP) That is my arm now; broken for 7 months User ID: 47011766 United States12/06/2018 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment Well I've certainly learned far more than I ever thought I would today! Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country, don't presume to tell us that have defended you that you don't support every shot we fired to eliminate that enemy. |
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| vEyeSea User ID: 21337117 United States12/06/2018 03:26 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment If you order 2 bukkake specials, how long do you have to wait between them, or can they be done at the same time? Cause her father wants one too. To learn who rules over you, find out who you are not allowed to criticize. When the government is wrong, it's dangerous to be right. The secret of freedom lies in educating people, whereas the secret of tyranny is in keeping them ignorant. -Robspierre |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74859192 Sweden12/06/2018 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment She quotes veteran American porn actor and producer Bill Margold stating: Quoting: Yesterday ~ TODAY ~ Tomorrow "I'd like to really show what I believe the men want to see: violence against women. I firmly believe that we serve a purpose by showing that. The most violent we can get is the cum shot in the face. Men get off behind that because they get EVEN with the women they can't HAVE.". [emphasis mine] Bill Margold should speak for himself... The real reason we men enjoy watching the facial cum shot, is because we love to fuck a woman's brains out! We like to make her so horny she can't remember her name! We want her to sit there begging for our dick! That's the only time you'll get to do this IRL. |
| TlvmmCpoft User ID: 77176019 Italy12/06/2018 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment I'm not sure I trust their news. Headlines: "New mosquito species discovered that can get you pregnant with a single bite" "Meghan asks for a divorce after discovering that Harry is not the eldest brother" "Man arrested for putting fake arrow decals on the floor in IKEA and for creating a labyrinth with no exit" The last one has potential, though.. I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies. There's a fine line between training, trauma, and torture. |
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| AxX User ID: 75450217 United States12/06/2018 03:53 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Parents accidentaly order a bukake for their daughter on her 18th birthday thinking it was a beauty treatment Sorry to be a downer, but after looking at all the other articles on the site, including the ones written by the same author in poor, broken English, I've determined that it's satire. "27 women pregnant due to man ejaculating in pool every day" No. Site is worse than The Onion and offers no citations. Still funny to think about, I guess. Energy flows where focus goes. [25/77/19] Rev 3:9 <-- Wonder who these guys are? “The future’s uncertain and The End is always near!” - Jim Morrison, 1970 |
