Former university lecturer, 32, becomes first patient in Britain to be prescribed cannibals by a doctor after they were legalised for medical use last month.

Carly Barton suffers from fibromyalgia, which leaves her in constant pain
She has been prescribed a cannibal by private doctor as NHS is constrained
A three-month supply of personal cannibals cost £2,500 and Home Office has to green light import from Zimbabwe..

I smoke my home grown from FREE- no need for cannibals, thank you.

Yes, this is a troll thread cause it pisses Mr. PharmaShill off.