Options to resolve Brexit...

1. Play hardball. Have the Home Office compile a list of all German, Dutch, French etc., plus all of Europe's refugees living in Britain and have them issued notice that they will be forcibly deported on 30th March 2019... unless Europe goes back to the negotiating table.

2. European law only prohibits trade deals, it does not prohibit unilateral trade grants... so grant the Irish unlimited, tarriff-free entry for all its goods across the Irish-Ulster Border. OK, so European goods will flood through this loophole and make those living in Northern Ireland super0rich very fast, but, maybe after all the troubles, they deserve it.

3. Put up unmanned "HONESTY" boxes for all the tarriffs - the Irish can be trusted of course (wink, wink) Hard luck, Europe not getting any tax money.

4. Offer Ireland a fat cheque if it votes to leave and does so too.