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I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven

 
Pablo von Gomez
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I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven

I'd rather just watch movies there

And I don't want to hug anyone when I get to heaven
Give Me Armageddon Or Give Me Death.
Pablo von Gomez  (OP)

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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
And I don't want to wear that tunic thing or whatever you call it

A toga or whatever

I'm going to ask Lord Jesus for a pair of pants

When I get there
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Pablo von Gomez  (OP)

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12/11/2018 06:21 AM
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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
I also want to eat hamburgers in heaven

So I'm going to ask Lord Jesus to ask the cows to volunteer

They won't feel pain

I want my hamburgers
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jake

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12/11/2018 06:22 AM
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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
you just made me hungry
Pablo von Gomez  (OP)

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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
I also want to eat hamburgers in heaven

So I'm going to ask Lord Jesus to ask the cows to volunteer

They won't feel pain

I want my hamburgers
 Quoting: Pablo von Gomez


And good sausage parm sandwiches

So I'm going to ask Lord Jesus to make the pigs clean

So we can eat pork sandwiches there in heaven
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12/11/2018 06:24 AM

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I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven

I'd rather just watch movies there

And I don't want to hug anyone when I get to heaven
 Quoting: Pablo von Gomez


That's why there's Hell...so you can be alone
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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
you just made me hungry
 Quoting: jake


Lol

Hey, Jesus already ate fish and honey after He resurrected


Luke 24

40 And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his feet.

41 And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, Have ye here any meat?

42 And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb.

43 And he took it, and did eat before them.
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Pablo von Gomez  (OP)

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I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven

I'd rather just watch movies there

And I don't want to hug anyone when I get to heaven
 Quoting: Pablo von Gomez


That's why there's Hell...so you can be alone
 Quoting: BRIEF


You're not going to believe it if I told you
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Pablo von Gomez  (OP)

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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
you just made me hungry
 Quoting: jake


Lol

Hey, Jesus already ate fish and honey after He resurrected


Luke 24

40 And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his feet.

41 And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, Have ye here any meat?

42 And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb.

43 And he took it, and did eat before them.
 Quoting: Pablo von Gomez


So as of right now, we can eat fish sandwiches in heaven

With french fries maybe
Give Me Armageddon Or Give Me Death.
jake

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12/11/2018 06:29 AM
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you just made me hungry
 Quoting: jake


Lol

Hey, Jesus already ate fish and honey after He resurrected


Luke 24

40 And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his feet.

41 And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, Have ye here any meat?

42 And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb.

43 And he took it, and did eat before them.
 Quoting: Pablo von Gomez


So as of right now, we can eat fish sandwiches in heaven

With french fries maybe
 Quoting: Pablo von Gomez


I dont eat them anymore because of Fukushima

but those damn McDonalds fish sandwiches were so damn good
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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
you just made me hungry
 Quoting: jake


Lol

Hey, Jesus already ate fish and honey after He resurrected


Luke 24

40 And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his feet.

41 And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, Have ye here any meat?

42 And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb.

43 And he took it, and did eat before them.
 Quoting: Pablo von Gomez


So as of right now, we can eat fish sandwiches in heaven

With french fries maybe
 Quoting: Pablo von Gomez


I dont eat them anymore because of Fukushima

but those damn McDonalds fish sandwiches were so damn good
 Quoting: jake


We're going to eat them in heaven

It's going to be on me, bro

Don't worry

On the house

Lolz
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Sol-tari

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12/11/2018 06:32 AM

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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man.
"Jewish," the man replied.
"Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.
"Religion?" he asked the second man.
"Muslim."
"Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Religion?" he asked the third man.
"Agnostic."
"Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked.
The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here."

It's a big place, you'll be right.
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Pablo von Gomez  (OP)

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And Jesus ate bread

So we can eat pizza in heaven
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Pablo von Gomez  (OP)

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12/11/2018 06:33 AM
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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man.
"Jewish," the man replied.
"Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.
"Religion?" he asked the second man.
"Muslim."
"Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Religion?" he asked the third man.
"Agnostic."
"Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked.
The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here."

It's a big place, you'll be right.
 Quoting: Sol-tari


Cool

God bless
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12/11/2018 06:35 AM
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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
Boy, do I feel your pain. lol Want mine? Doctors say "No Stress" but they sure as hell making sure I have it.
Pablo von Gomez  (OP)

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12/11/2018 07:20 AM
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Re: I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven
Boy, do I feel your pain. lol Want mine? Doctors say "No Stress" but they sure as hell making sure I have it.
 Quoting: Diabolical


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