I don't want to talk to annoying family members or ex-neighbors when I get to heaven

And I don't want to wear that tunic thing or whatever you call it

A toga or whatever

I'm going to ask Lord Jesus for a pair of pants

When I get there

I also want to eat hamburgers in heaven

So I'm going to ask Lord Jesus to ask the cows to volunteer

They won't feel pain

I want my hamburgers

you just made me hungry

And good sausage parm sandwiches

So I'm going to ask Lord Jesus to make the pigs clean

So we can eat pork sandwiches there in heaven

That's why there's Hell...so you can be alone

Lol

Hey, Jesus already ate fish and honey after He resurrected


Luke 24

40 And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his feet.

41 And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, Have ye here any meat?

42 And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb.

43 And he took it, and did eat before them.

You're not going to believe it if I told you

So as of right now, we can eat fish sandwiches in heaven

With french fries maybe

I dont eat them anymore because of Fukushima

but those damn McDonalds fish sandwiches were so damn good

We're going to eat them in heaven

It's going to be on me, bro

Don't worry

On the house

Lolz

One day, 3 men died and went to heaven. "Religion?" God's secretary asked the first man.
"Jewish," the man replied.
"Okay, go to room 23, but be very quiet when you go past room 8," the secretary said.
"Religion?" he asked the second man.
"Muslim."
"Go to room 10, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Religion?" he asked the third man.
"Agnostic."
"Go to room 71, but be very quiet when you go past room 8."
"Why must I be quiet when I go past room 8?" the man asked.
The secretary replied, "Oh, the Catholics are in room 8, and they think that they are they only ones here."

It's a big place, you'll be right.

And Jesus ate bread

So we can eat pizza in heaven

Cool

God bless

Boy, do I feel your pain. lol Want mine? Doctors say "No Stress" but they sure as hell making sure I have it.

God bless you