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i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts

 
allentownchemtrail
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i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
now your shitty safety nozzle and associated spring is safely at the bottom of my goddamn oil tank. you worthless fucks.

never have I had so many accidents with gas cans without any safety mechanisms. wish I could go back 15 years and buy a hundred old school gas cans.
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Thanks OP !!
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OMG! I thought I was the only one. I can't buy a old style gas can anymore. Fookin democrats!
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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
I use old milk jugs and a funnel.Poke a hole in the cap of the milk jug for ventilation.
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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
I use old milk jugs and a funnel.Poke a hole in the cap of the milk jug for ventilation.
 Quoting: Manse Jolly


milk jugs are horrible for storing fuel.. I guess not so much diesel/home heating oil, but with straight gas the vaporization pressure is too much for the lid of a milk jug to safely hold.
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I use old milk jugs and a funnel.Poke a hole in the cap of the milk jug for ventilation.
 Quoting: Manse Jolly


milk jugs are horrible for storing fuel.. I guess not so much diesel/home heating oil, but with straight gas the vaporization pressure is too much for the lid of a milk jug to safely hold.
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail



One gallon bleach containers are much stronger

same with washing detergent bottles

get the bigger ones
allentownchemtrail  (OP)

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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
seriously, who the fuck though it would be a good idea to hinder pouring fuel into.. anything? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.

lets use shitty plastic Chinese shit to regulate fuel flow out of a gas can. that way, people can safely spill fuel all over the fucking place when they fail.

who was the first cuck to think of that?
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12/11/2018 08:57 PM
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Every single "safety" gas can leaks. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE!!!

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SAFER???


fuckit
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seriously, who the fuck though it would be a good idea to hinder pouring fuel into.. anything? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.

lets use shitty plastic Chinese shit to regulate fuel flow out of a gas can. that way, people can safely spill fuel all over the fucking place when they fail.

who was the first cuck to think of that?
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


short sighted idiots they did it to reduce vapor release

into the atmosphere. but instead you now spill it all

over the place creating 10 times as many vapors


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What in the world is a safety gas can pour spout?

My gas "can" is made of plastic, bought it over 30 years ago. There aren't any springs or anything. It's illegal now?
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The jug of tide detergent I have which gets thrown away when it's empty never leaks... it has a button that makes the shit come out.

But I spend 40 bucks on a goddamned "safety" can and on the first use I have now covered my lawnmower and boots in a healthy dose of flammable liquid.
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The liberal communists in charge of this shit never touch a gas can.
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What in the world is a safety gas can pour spout?

My gas "can" is made of plastic, bought it over 30 years ago. There aren't any springs or anything. It's illegal now?
 Quoting: Rozumiesz?


yeah, death penalty for using it.
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What in the world is a safety gas can pour spout?

My gas "can" is made of plastic, bought it over 30 years ago. There aren't any springs or anything. It's illegal now?
 Quoting: Rozumiesz?


go buy any modern plastic gas can LOL
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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
you can buy replacement nozzles on ebay

[link to www.ebay.com (secure)]
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Every single "safety" gas can leaks. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE!!!

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SAFER???


fuckit
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


Indeed!

In our 1984 dystopia everything means the exact opposite of what the name implies.
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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
I use old milk jugs and a funnel.Poke a hole in the cap of the milk jug for ventilation.
 Quoting: Manse Jolly


milk jugs are horrible for storing fuel.. I guess not so much diesel/home heating oil, but with straight gas the vaporization pressure is too much for the lid of a milk jug to safely hold.
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


That's why you poke a hole in it.
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In New Jersey you have to call a Hazmat nerd to pour gas in your mower for you.
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I ended up buying one of these and hanging it on the wall in my garage, it's the shit. A bit of a bear to get up there when full with 14 gallons but it lasts quite a long time.

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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
you can buy replacement nozzles on ebay

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 Quoting: jake


yea but now I have plastic fragments and a spring at the bottom of my fucking oil tank. the little 1/3 inch lip that s supposed to hold all the weight of the can slipped off the rim of the fill hole of the tank, and the spring had enough tension to shoot the whole fucking assembly right into the fucking tank.


pieces are probably too big to clog anything, but, motherfucking CUNT.
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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
I use old milk jugs and a funnel.Poke a hole in the cap of the milk jug for ventilation.
 Quoting: Manse Jolly


milk jugs are horrible for storing fuel.. I guess not so much diesel/home heating oil, but with straight gas the vaporization pressure is too much for the lid of a milk jug to safely hold.
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


That's why you poke a hole in it.
 Quoting: Manse Jolly


then you lose octane over time as it evaporates, and the area around the milk jug will have enough vapors to light if there is spark. not safe at all.

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you can buy replacement nozzles on ebay

[link to www.ebay.com (secure)]
 Quoting: jake


yea but now I have plastic fragments and a spring at the bottom of my fucking oil tank. the little 1/3 inch lip that s supposed to hold all the weight of the can slipped off the rim of the fill hole of the tank, and the spring had enough tension to shoot the whole fucking assembly right into the fucking tank.


pieces are probably too big to clog anything, but, motherfucking CUNT.
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


I had that happen about 10 years ago on a snowmobile when they first started making those shit cans, I never had a problem with it.
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You can buy regular plastic spouts at hardware stores now. About 10 bucks. Take the crap off your can and replace with these. They work great.
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Anyone ever try to fill 5 gallons of gas in their car with these damn things. Not fun. I bought 8 EZ-POUR Replacement Spout Kit for my 7 5 gallon tanks along with my smaller tanks. Problem solved.
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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
seriously, who the fuck though it would be a good idea to hinder pouring fuel into.. anything? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.

lets use shitty plastic Chinese shit to regulate fuel flow out of a gas can. that way, people can safely spill fuel all over the fucking place when they fail.

who was the first cuck to think of that?
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail

It was this guy.

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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
Anyone ever try to fill 5 gallons of gas in their car with these damn things. Not fun. I bought 8 EZ-POUR Replacement Spout Kit for my 7 5 gallon tanks along with my smaller tanks. Problem solved.
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Got It !!

Thank you very much.
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Anyone ever try to fill 5 gallons of gas in their car with these damn things. Not fun. I bought 8 EZ-POUR Replacement Spout Kit for my 7 5 gallon tanks along with my smaller tanks. Problem solved.
 Quoting: A Chosen



Got It !!

Thank you very much.
 Quoting: Pony Up


Welcome. Best thing I ever bought. I even bought a couple of extras in case they ban these. Great product.
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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
What in the world is a safety gas can pour spout?

My gas "can" is made of plastic, bought it over 30 years ago. There aren't any springs or anything. It's illegal now?
 Quoting: Rozumiesz?


go buy any modern plastic gas can LOL
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


I don't think I even want to see one.
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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
We curse them daily

Wastes more gas than ever !

Them and the committee head that stated "saws are too sharp" and preceded to put guards and slow the blades ...

There is a fix on YouTube - using black hose two feet long - extend your spout - less gas wasted - less spills
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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
Every single "safety" gas can leaks. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE!!!

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SAFER???


fuckit
 Quoting: R. Wordsworth


I honestly think their "improved" design is some type of conspiracy...just has to be.
They suck that much.
I must break you.