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i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts

 
jake

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you can buy replacement nozzles on ebay

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yea but now I have plastic fragments and a spring at the bottom of my fucking oil tank. the little 1/3 inch lip that s supposed to hold all the weight of the can slipped off the rim of the fill hole of the tank, and the spring had enough tension to shoot the whole fucking assembly right into the fucking tank.


pieces are probably too big to clog anything, but, motherfucking CUNT.
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yeah it sucks
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12/11/2018 09:23 PM
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12/11/2018 09:25 PM

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authentic jerry cans won wars.

And never compromise with chinese plastic or metal shit.

Never worth it.

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12/11/2018 09:31 PM
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authentic jerry cans won wars.

And never compromise with chinese plastic or metal shit.

Never worth it.

: )
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hesright
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12/11/2018 09:37 PM
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Re: i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts
Just remove the small safety lever on the side, that's what I did. Works like a champ. On my 5 gal tank from sears.
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12/11/2018 09:41 PM
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I hate the mouthwash safety lids.

Toenail clippers work great on those little one-way tabs.
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12/11/2018 09:42 PM

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"No Spill" tanks are wonderful.

Tiny learning curve, but easiest mower filling I've ever had and I've used a lot of different cans over the years.
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12/11/2018 09:44 PM
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Best rant thread of the day! I fucking hate those things. Never ever get them to work right.

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12/11/2018 09:45 PM

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seriously, who the fuck though it would be a good idea to hinder pouring fuel into.. anything? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.


 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


Probably the same assholes that mandated 20-100# propane tanks need to have an OPD valve, be inspected and date stamped before they can legally be filled. If they pass the expiration date without being re-certified they can't be used.

I don't recall ever having a problem with any of my old propane tanks before they mandated all that bullshit.
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12/11/2018 09:48 PM
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you can buy replacement nozzles on ebay

[link to www.ebay.com (secure)]
 Quoting: jake


yea but now I have plastic fragments and a spring at the bottom of my fucking oil tank. the little 1/3 inch lip that s supposed to hold all the weight of the can slipped off the rim of the fill hole of the tank, and the spring had enough tension to shoot the whole fucking assembly right into the fucking tank.


pieces are probably too big to clog anything, but, motherfucking CUNT.
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


Maybe a circular magnet with a fishing line through it?
Wouldn't help with the plastic pieces if they're not connected to the spring, of course..
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12/11/2018 09:54 PM
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I agree, I had never had an issue, nor had I ever known anyone who did have an issue with the "unsafe" fuel cans. But if a handful of accidents occurred in a multi-million data set, we must force everyone to wear a helmet.
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12/11/2018 09:59 PM

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I thought I was the only one who hated those new spring gas tank nozzles...

My neighbor moved 2 years ago and threw out her gas tanks from the garage. I grabbed them and have them stored empty just in case one of mine breaks...
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12/11/2018 10:00 PM

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I use old milk jugs and a funnel.Poke a hole in the cap of the milk jug for ventilation.
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gasgirl You can collect what's left over after I fill up.
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12/11/2018 10:03 PM
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I use old milk jugs and a funnel.Poke a hole in the cap of the milk jug for ventilation.
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gasgirl You can collect what's left over after I fill up.
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At least the gas door was open - some might have got in
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12/11/2018 10:05 PM

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now your shitty safety nozzle and associated spring is safely at the bottom of my goddamn oil tank. you worthless fucks.

never have I had so many accidents with gas cans without any safety mechanisms. wish I could go back 15 years and buy a hundred old school gas cans.
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


Why are you pouring gas into the oil tank though?
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12/11/2018 10:06 PM
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I thought I was the only one who hated those new spring gas tank nozzles...

My neighbor moved 2 years ago and threw out her gas tanks from the garage. I grabbed them and have them stored empty just in case one of mine breaks...
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12/11/2018 10:07 PM

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This thread is hilarious.. because it's so TRUE lmaolmao

Just went through this with my husband last week throwing a fit because of all the "designer" gas cans I'm buying.

Anyone know if you can just buy the old school nozzles?
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12/11/2018 10:09 PM
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This thread is hilarious.. because it's so TRUE lmaolmao

Just went through this with my husband last week throwing a fit because of all the "designer" gas cans I'm buying.

Anyone know if you can just buy the old school nozzles?
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Mine could be for sale.....but it's not going cheap.
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12/11/2018 10:11 PM

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now your shitty safety nozzle and associated spring is safely at the bottom of my goddamn oil tank. you worthless fucks.

never have I had so many accidents with gas cans without any safety mechanisms. wish I could go back 15 years and buy a hundred old school gas cans.
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


They still sell the old style.

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12/11/2018 10:13 PM
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Who the f stores gas anyway?
Xeven

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12/11/2018 10:16 PM

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Yeah that thing is bullshit. I always modify them lol
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12/11/2018 10:27 PM

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Don't get me started on these plastic gas cans.
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12/11/2018 10:35 PM
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OMG! I thought I was the only one. I can't buy a old style gas can anymore. Fookin democrats!
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12/11/2018 10:36 PM
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now your shitty safety nozzle and associated spring is safely at the bottom of my goddamn oil tank. you worthless fucks.

never have I had so many accidents with gas cans without any safety mechanisms. wish I could go back 15 years and buy a hundred old school gas cans.
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


Buy a funnel. I have to get gas 10 times a day in my work and 3 or 4 stops fill me up so I put the gas in cans and give it to family. I can't work the safety pour spout and just take the top off and put a long funnel in the opening and pour the gas in.

They absolutely suck.
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12/11/2018 10:38 PM
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Every single "safety" gas can leaks. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE!!!

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SAFER???


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No they don't. I have 8 in my trunk on a daily basis, sometimes filled, sometimes not. They don't leak into the trunk.
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12/11/2018 10:39 PM
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I pop the spout off and use a funnel, every time.
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12/11/2018 10:40 PM
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Those funnels with the corrugated flexi-spout are awesome for hands-free filling.

Last Edited by BFD on 12/11/2018 10:40 PM
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12/11/2018 10:48 PM
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now your shitty safety nozzle and associated spring is safely at the bottom of my goddamn oil tank. you worthless fucks.

never have I had so many accidents with gas cans without any safety mechanisms. wish I could go back 15 years and buy a hundred old school gas cans.
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


Why are you pouring gas into the oil tank though?
 Quoting: Imforrios


the gas station by my house sells home heating fuel out of a gas pump.
Rozumiesz?

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12/11/2018 10:51 PM
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So maybe I've missed a key detail. What's the capacity of your gas can?
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12/11/2018 10:59 PM

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To see those spring-loaded Obama spouts on a jerry can is simply un-American.
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