i'd like to thank the fucks who mandated "safety"gas can pour spouts | |
jake User ID: 76890717 United States 12/11/2018 09:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yea but now I have plastic fragments and a spring at the bottom of my fucking oil tank. the little 1/3 inch lip that s supposed to hold all the weight of the can slipped off the rim of the fill hole of the tank, and the spring had enough tension to shoot the whole fucking assembly right into the fucking tank. pieces are probably too big to clog anything, but, motherfucking CUNT. yeah it sucks Evil controls the ignorant... Climate change is a hoax so is the vax you have been fear-porned into compliance! Definition Satan from the bible: Satan (Rev 12:7) exercising his subtle (indirect) impact on heathen governments (powers) – i.e. accomplishing his hellish agenda from "behind the scenes." |
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swamprat User ID: 77195643 United States 12/11/2018 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hate the mouthwash safety lids. Toenail clippers work great on those little one-way tabs. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans. |
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Copperhead User ID: 77193022 United States 12/11/2018 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | seriously, who the fuck though it would be a good idea to hinder pouring fuel into.. anything? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. Quoting: allentownchemtrail Probably the same assholes that mandated 20-100# propane tanks need to have an OPD valve, be inspected and date stamped before they can legally be filled. If they pass the expiration date without being re-certified they can't be used. I don't recall ever having a problem with any of my old propane tanks before they mandated all that bullshit. |
KOS-MOS User ID: 77140563 United States 12/11/2018 09:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yea but now I have plastic fragments and a spring at the bottom of my fucking oil tank. the little 1/3 inch lip that s supposed to hold all the weight of the can slipped off the rim of the fill hole of the tank, and the spring had enough tension to shoot the whole fucking assembly right into the fucking tank. pieces are probably too big to clog anything, but, motherfucking CUNT. Maybe a circular magnet with a fishing line through it? Wouldn't help with the plastic pieces if they're not connected to the spring, of course.. "What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." --Christopher Hitchens, [link to magaimg.net] "I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it." --Voltaire, [link to magaimg.net] Thread: Man in 2007 Predicted How Future Fascism Would Really Work and How Most Conspiracy Theorists Had it All Wrong - Proven Correct 10 Years Later Disclaimer: Posts do not necessarily reflect agreement/endorsement |
BitofReason User ID: 72207572 United States 12/11/2018 09:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Lets all take a minute to pull our head from our ass |
Asymptote User ID: 76695518 United States 12/11/2018 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought I was the only one who hated those new spring gas tank nozzles... My neighbor moved 2 years ago and threw out her gas tanks from the garage. I grabbed them and have them stored empty just in case one of mine breaks... Approaching the line "Be wary of mathematicians, particularly when they speak the truth." - Augustine I sign all my Karma Polymath supreme BTW.... Any grammatical errors (or incorrect words) are due to Spellcheck fucking hating me.....did you see, it auto fucking capitalism the word Spellcheck |
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Imforrios User ID: 72497905 United States 12/11/2018 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | now your shitty safety nozzle and associated spring is safely at the bottom of my goddamn oil tank. you worthless fucks. Quoting: allentownchemtrail never have I had so many accidents with gas cans without any safety mechanisms. wish I could go back 15 years and buy a hundred old school gas cans. Why are you pouring gas into the oil tank though? |
Rozumiesz? User ID: 52680061 United States 12/11/2018 10:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I thought I was the only one who hated those new spring gas tank nozzles... Quoting: Asymptote My neighbor moved 2 years ago and threw out her gas tanks from the garage. I grabbed them and have them stored empty just in case one of mine breaks... Another advantage to being old. All my shit is unsafe, but wonderfully functional. The more I know, the crazier I appear to be. "THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH AN UNFREE WORLD IS TO BECOME SO ABSOLUTELY FREE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS AN ACT OF REBELLION" -ALBERT CAMUS No brains, no pain. The Difference Between Stupidity and Genius Is That Genius Has Its Limits |
Evangelina User ID: 74476876 United States 12/11/2018 10:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread is hilarious.. because it's so TRUE Just went through this with my husband last week throwing a fit because of all the "designer" gas cans I'm buying. Anyone know if you can just buy the old school nozzles? You say there is no God.. but I KNOW there is, experience will "Trump" theory every time ~ Evangelina It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the Greatness of God TRUTH has Nothing to do with the Number of People Who are Convinced of it. Silence in the face of evil is itself evil; God will not hold us guiltless. Not to speak is to speak. Not to act is to act. -Dietrich Bonhoeffer NO AMOUNT OF EVIDENCE WILL EVER PERSUADE AN IDIOT ~~ MARK TWAIN |
Rozumiesz? User ID: 52680061 United States 12/11/2018 10:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This thread is hilarious.. because it's so TRUE Quoting: Evangelina Just went through this with my husband last week throwing a fit because of all the "designer" gas cans I'm buying. Anyone know if you can just buy the old school nozzles? Mine could be for sale.....but it's not going cheap. The more I know, the crazier I appear to be. "THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH AN UNFREE WORLD IS TO BECOME SO ABSOLUTELY FREE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS AN ACT OF REBELLION" -ALBERT CAMUS No brains, no pain. The Difference Between Stupidity and Genius Is That Genius Has Its Limits |
SWOOPSTER User ID: 76699386 United States 12/11/2018 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | now your shitty safety nozzle and associated spring is safely at the bottom of my goddamn oil tank. you worthless fucks. Quoting: allentownchemtrail never have I had so many accidents with gas cans without any safety mechanisms. wish I could go back 15 years and buy a hundred old school gas cans. They still sell the old style. [link to www.amazon.com (secure)] ~S~ |
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Xeven User ID: 75948321 United States 12/11/2018 10:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah that thing is bullshit. I always modify them lol I reserve the right to declare my comments and posts as satire. Nothing I post should be considered or interpreted as advocacy for illegal activity. My comments are designed to inspire critical political thinking. I only mean half of what I say and only say half of what I mean. |
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godblessya! User ID: 74464015 United States 12/11/2018 10:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | now your shitty safety nozzle and associated spring is safely at the bottom of my goddamn oil tank. you worthless fucks. Quoting: allentownchemtrail never have I had so many accidents with gas cans without any safety mechanisms. wish I could go back 15 years and buy a hundred old school gas cans. Buy a funnel. I have to get gas 10 times a day in my work and 3 or 4 stops fill me up so I put the gas in cans and give it to family. I can't work the safety pour spout and just take the top off and put a long funnel in the opening and pour the gas in. They absolutely suck. God Bless You! Of the increase of his government and peace there shall be no end Isaiah 9:7 Wise men still seek Him. And because **iniquity shall abound**, the love of many shall wax cold Matthew 24:12 I do not give red. |
godblessya! User ID: 74464015 United States 12/11/2018 10:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Every single "safety" gas can leaks. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE!!! Quoting: R. Wordsworth HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FUCKING SAFER??? No they don't. I have 8 in my trunk on a daily basis, sometimes filled, sometimes not. They don't leak into the trunk. God Bless You! Of the increase of his government and peace there shall be no end Isaiah 9:7 Wise men still seek Him. And because **iniquity shall abound**, the love of many shall wax cold Matthew 24:12 I do not give red. |
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allentownchemtrail (OP) User ID: 53502500 United States 12/11/2018 10:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | now your shitty safety nozzle and associated spring is safely at the bottom of my goddamn oil tank. you worthless fucks. Quoting: allentownchemtrail never have I had so many accidents with gas cans without any safety mechanisms. wish I could go back 15 years and buy a hundred old school gas cans. Why are you pouring gas into the oil tank though? the gas station by my house sells home heating fuel out of a gas pump. |
Rozumiesz? User ID: 52680061 United States 12/11/2018 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So maybe I've missed a key detail. What's the capacity of your gas can? The more I know, the crazier I appear to be. "THE ONLY WAY TO DEAL WITH AN UNFREE WORLD IS TO BECOME SO ABSOLUTELY FREE THAT YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS AN ACT OF REBELLION" -ALBERT CAMUS No brains, no pain. The Difference Between Stupidity and Genius Is That Genius Has Its Limits |
FarMore User ID: 76773686 United States 12/11/2018 10:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To see those spring-loaded Obama spouts on a jerry can is simply un-American. Jude 1:4 "For there are certain men crept in privily, even they who were of old written of beforehand unto this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying our only Master and Lord, Jesus Christ." |