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Very serious question about mankind!!!!!

 
Ihatepedos
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Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
Who fed and took care of the first baby on planet earth....

Can you explain how did it survive how did it eat?


It's to hard to fathom


Only explanation is there is a god.
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
Or... There still is a God and we evolved from sea cretins
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
Who fed and took care of the first baby on planet earth....

Can you explain how did it survive how did it eat?


It's to hard to fathom


Only explanation is there is a god.
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


Seriously? Try a little critical thinking.
Under evolution or an atheist paradigm, a baby did not just pop into existence. A human baby before it came from a proto-human; before that it came from a proto-ape; before that some other kind of proto-mammal before an ape. We started from single celled organisms that replicate and did not need parents.

I'm not saying there's not more to it then that and I beleive in g-d but you're argument is flawed :)
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
Who took care of the baby
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It's mother. Duh.
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
There is no mother man!!!


We are talking about the first human being ever how the fuck did it eat and not die
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How the hell did you live this long?
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
Stop saying apes fed the baby
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
Who fed the first bolt of lightning?
Your question is unanswerable.
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
The baby would have died without food or shelter...


Only awnser if God the almighty
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No one did. There was no first baby.
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The first baby came from microbes but it had to be fed to survive how the fuck did it live
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It didn't. It died. The second baby ate the first baby to live.

It was a feral little beast.
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Lol
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The first baby had a mother... Even Adam and Eve had belly buttons... Don't know who their parents were though, or their grandparents etc...

I'm only joking by the way :-)
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It's absolutely impossible to awnser
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
We started from single celled organisms that replicate and did not need parents.

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Pretty much the same question as OPs...

Where did that single cell come form?

At one point the earth was molten...even a single cell could not survive.

After the earth cooled, where did the single cell come from?
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
My question is how did the human survive with no caretaker's
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
Who took care of the baby
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


Three Female Lionesses.

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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
Who fed and took care of the first baby on planet earth....

Can you explain how did it survive how did it eat?


It's to hard to fathom


Only explanation is there is a Goddess
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


I Made a little adjustment. Hope you don’t mind.

The Magna Mater. Who else?

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The Levites murdered her.

Some say she will be resurrected soon.


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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
We, as humans, always think in terms of "the beginning and the end". For us, everything follows a cycle. We think in terms that are segmented into blocks of time.

Every day has a beginning and end. Every life, weather pattern, mood, thought, scent. We are bombarded with the concept that everything begins and everything ends, period.

Here's a concept:

What if there was no beginning? Everything infinitely reaches into the past. There is no first baby, because baby has always been. The chicken and the egg have existed coincidingly for eternity, and will continue to without end. Instead of thinking of time in a straight line, imagine it as a giant loop. The circle has no beginning or end, no matter which way it spins.

This idea is hard to grasp, because we cannot understand it in our simply primitive minds. But is it really so far fetched, or is the "beginning and end" school of thought making better sense to you?

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That's a very deep thought
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Who took care of the baby
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


What baby? They were created full grown.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
My theory is we where put here by aleins that took care of the baby...

It's the only logical explanation
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It's absolutely impossible to awnser
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victim of No Child left Behind.
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
It has been THEORIZED that Adam and Eve were born to parents, who were not in a fallen state, somewhere other than earth, and were brought by special calling by God the Father, after they were raised somewhere else.

A visual presentation was introduced in the first movie
Superman with Christopher Reeve, with the exception that the baby was sent away from a planet about to implode, instead of an older offspring, sent on a mission.

If you can, think about resurrection. A perfect body that never dies. To highest level, capable of procreation of offspring that are not in a fallen state.

There is only one Jesus Christ, but many first parents like
Adam and Eve for all the creation of God. And in some records God has stated he has worlds without number to mankind but they are numbered to him. (Writings of
Moses)

Imagine being born like that, like Superman then being reduced to a fallen state after meeting your Supergirl soul mate and falling in love in a beautiful garden. Then a
serpent enters the picture and suddenly you are cast out and biologically reduced (like Superman by kryptonite) to the fallen state of mankind. Suddenly sweating and wondering where clothing is, you never needed before, and now seems very important.

This is (without the Superman embellishment) theory extracted from sacred writings by religious scholars, and presented to this somewhat intellectually gifted group who perhaps grow weary of the endless bombardment by 'new agers' become academia of 'aliens, reptilians and IT' like a bunch of Dorothys chanting lions and tigers and bears on the yellow brick road.
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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
Same question OP. How is it that you have managed to survive and be able to feed yourself for this long?

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Re: Very serious question about mankind!!!!!
Stop saying apes fed the baby
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


It was a wolf. And you'd think we would have more respect for female dogs as result but nooo...





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