Sometimes it bothers me when threads are interrupted by bad grammer or questions that go unanswered. Here are some tips for those of us that are literally morans:
There - they're - their
They're over there by their tomato plants.
To - two - too
I gave two to those morans too.
Q: When should I bring in my tomato plants?
A: When it's time.
Q: What was the submarine doing in the Gulf?
A: It was curious.
Q: Why is there always Porn in the woods?
A: There just is.
Q: Why do strange things always happen in the woods?
A: They just do.
Q: When should A1 sauce be added?
A: When you need more flavor.
Q: When is it appropriate to shave?
A: When it's absolutely necessary.
Q: Is it real?
A: It only feel's like it is.
This is just a small part of what makes GLP GLP. I'm sure there are many more, feel free to add your observations.