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Manosteel
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Funny exchange at the convenient store
I am standing in line...getting "a" beer....

the guy in front of me is an older gentleman and he has 3 30 packs

the guy behind me has 2 cases as well


so we are standing there and this girl walks in for a gas pump receipt....her shorts are short, her ass is hanging out, she is quite "chesty"....she is also obviously young...

The old guy says 'take a look at that"

I say "now that is trouble"

the guy behind me says "16 will get you 20"

and we all have a good laugh

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it's good when men can still be men and are not afraid to say what is on their mind

the modern world is killing real men

In the wrong company, our little exchange would have been newsworthy scandalous

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This is kind of an important thing

men are not allowed to be men anymore

Not every man is a raging sexaholic ready too jump on everything with a pulse and cannot control themselves

but the truth is that most men think about sex about once every 5 minutes

It is who we are...it is what we are

It is genetic

sooooo what has tptb done?...they are trying too change our genetics

GMO food, GMO everything. Our bottled water is encased in a plastic that contains chemicals that emulate estrogen...why?

Because they want to kill testosterone....it is a threat to their world control

Real men will not put up with their plans and they know it....so they want to eliminate real men from the world and let soy boys take their place

Not going out so easily over here

I might be older now but I am still a real man

get a water filter...stop absorbing the poison....they are after you and they will not stop until you are leashed

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Men need to be allowed to be men

anything less is not freedom and not worthy of USA

communists want men nutted
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damn I thought this would interest some real men

I guess there is not that many left

pussified fucks can ignore this truth

real men cannot
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I say clappa for not being bitches.

As I understand it, it's normal to be attracted to a woman whose hormones are at a certain level of expression, but it's not okay to use that attraction for self gain.
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I say clappa for not being bitches.

As I understand it, it's normal to be attracted to a woman whose hormones are at a certain level of expression, but it's not okay to use that attraction for self gain.
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^ Not okay to use that attraction for self gain when the moral consensus says not to. Morality is super important! The farther we stray from it, the deeper the hole is dug!
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I say clappa for not being bitches.

As I understand it, it's normal to be attracted to a woman whose hormones are at a certain level of expression, but it's not okay to use that attraction for self gain.
 Quoting: graff2


^ Not okay to use that attraction for self gain when the moral consensus says not to. Morality is super important! The farther we stray from it, the deeper the hole is dug!
 Quoting: graff2


disagree

men are men

we are quite capable of controlling our urges...at least the intelligent ones are

this is about recognizing an enticement....and being "man" enough to say 'no-no-no"..."not going to fall for it"


men are enticed constantly...we have a society that wants you to make a mistake so they can ruin you.

Don't fall for it....do not say anything in mixed company....

We can be stoic when needed....we can also be whores when it is ok too be whores....

It is...officially...at this point...no longer cool for men to be whores....they will use it as a weapon against you

use your head and not the dick head to rule your life

you are a target right now and anytime they can hang you with sex, they are going to

do not give them the benefit of falling into the trap

be stoic...be a rock....make the real whores beg for a hot beef injection and then make them sign a paper that says you are innocent before you give them the object of their desire

they are all hot and bothered, they are as bad as men....they will sign anything to get the pounding to commence

do not be a victim fellow bros...make the ho's beg for what they so badly want

if you give in too easily...they are going to throw you in jail the minute you piss a ho off

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That is solid advice for men...especially white men...black men have a pass on this....they can be more aggressive and get away with it

and they know this

white men listen closely

there is a targeted campaign to make you pay for all that your ancestors did

do not fall for it

make sure you have written validation before you sink the pink


otherwise

you are wide open to be jailed
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You might meet a chick tomorrow that is hot....you hook up and bang all night....

the next day she decides she didn't like it...she can accuse you of anything...she can say she was drunk and you took advantage of her...and she will win

you are toast without a written defense

do not be stupid my fellow bros

you are a target right now....

some men cannot be trusted....they will help this agernda along if they think they can score more by doing so

be smarter than them
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I learnt this from the Simpsons and stand by it every single day...


Ahem...


"Boys will be boys".
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get a water filter...stop absorbing the poison....they are after you and they will not stop until you are leashed
 Quoting: Manosteel


Correction: They won’t stop until we are dead.

So, we have to prevent them from doing this first. Somehow they need to be incapacitated.

I read a science fiction book titled “Limbo” a few years ago. It was dull and the author would spend dozens of dry pages at a time explaining his boring-ass philosophies. But the seeds of a solution to our current problem may have been planted in those pages.

The story took place in a post-nuclear holocaust Earth. Most of the central US survived the wars unscathed. The intelligentsia determined that most violence was effected through the use of arms and legs. So, to protest against violence and ensure that they would not commit it in the future, most young people had their limbs amputated.

Social status was given based on the number of limbs a person had amputated. The most enlightened were those who had all of them cut off. They spent their lives in cribs, cared for by others/government.

This is the perfect SJW movement. They can virtue signal by having all of their limbs amputated, live their lives as eternal infants cared for by the benevolent state, and they won’t be able to wield the axes needed to castrate the rest of us men who want to stay men.

My idea is to plant this concept into their movement and let them destroy themselves.
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it's good when men can still be men and are not afraid to say what is on their mind

the modern world is killing real men

In the wrong company, our little exchange would have been newsworthy scandalous
 Quoting: Manosteel


You must be in the South, and not in the Pacific west coast or the East Coast nor the North. In those places that exchange would have resulted in the cops showing up guns drawn and someone getting tased.

Locker room talk is good banter.

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get a water filter...stop absorbing the poison....they are after you and they will not stop until you are leashed
 Quoting: Manosteel


Correction: They won’t stop until we are dead.

So, we have to prevent them from doing this first. Somehow they need to be incapacitated.

I read a science fiction book titled “Limbo” a few years ago. It was dull and the author would spend dozens of dry pages at a time explaining his boring-ass philosophies. But the seeds of a solution to our current problem may have been planted in those pages.

The story took place in a post-nuclear holocaust Earth. Most of the central US survived the wars unscathed. The intelligentsia determined that most violence was effected through the use of arms and legs. So, to protest against violence and ensure that they would not commit it in the future, most young people had their limbs amputated.

Social status was given based on the number of limbs a person had amputated. The most enlightened were those who had all of them cut off. They spent their lives in cribs, cared for by others/government.

This is the perfect SJW movement. They can virtue signal by having all of their limbs amputated, live their lives as eternal infants cared for by the benevolent state, and they won’t be able to wield the axes needed to castrate the rest of us men who want to stay men.

My idea is to plant this concept into their movement and let them destroy themselves.
 Quoting: Hieronymus Howard


Sounds like a neat book man! Thanks for sharing, I was genuinely interested by this.
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get a water filter...stop absorbing the poison....they are after you and they will not stop until you are leashed
 Quoting: Manosteel


Correction: They won’t stop until we are dead.

So, we have to prevent them from doing this first. Somehow they need to be incapacitated.

I read a science fiction book titled “Limbo” a few years ago. It was dull and the author would spend dozens of dry pages at a time explaining his boring-ass philosophies. But the seeds of a solution to our current problem may have been planted in those pages.

The story took place in a post-nuclear holocaust Earth. Most of the central US survived the wars unscathed. The intelligentsia determined that most violence was effected through the use of arms and legs. So, to protest against violence and ensure that they would not commit it in the future, most young people had their limbs amputated.

Social status was given based on the number of limbs a person had amputated. The most enlightened were those who had all of them cut off. They spent their lives in cribs, cared for by others/government.

This is the perfect SJW movement. They can virtue signal by having all of their limbs amputated, live their lives as eternal infants cared for by the benevolent state, and they won’t be able to wield the axes needed to castrate the rest of us men who want to stay men.

My idea is to plant this concept into their movement and let them destroy themselves.
 Quoting: Hieronymus Howard


Sounds like a neat book man! Thanks for sharing, I was genuinely interested by this.
 Quoting: Corosive


No, no, terrible book, boring and the author is full of himself and his barely comprehensible ideas...I don’t recommend it. The plot provides this one interesting idea though.
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What are you bs’ing? OP’s original story or that he whined about not getting any responses then abandoned the thread as soon as he began to get some?
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So 3 older drunks ogled a young chick at the convenient (sic) store? Wants to be praised for looking but not touching? Thought he was funny for checking out a girl? I don't get it.

Anyway, I get that guys are visual but that's not what makes a man.
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So 3 older drunks ogled a young chick at the convenient (sic) store? Wants to be praised for looking but not touching? Thought he was funny for checking out a girl? I don't get it.

Anyway, I get that guys are visual but that's not what makes a man.
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so we are standing there and this girl walks in for a gas pump receipt....her shorts are short, her ass is hanging out, she is quite "chesty"....she is also obviously young...
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Plot twist: she was a dude ;)
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The girl has feelings too and probably overheard them laughing at her. Leading to more self esteem issues for her.
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it's good when men can still be men and are not afraid to say what is on their mind

the modern world is killing real men

In the wrong company, our little exchange would have been newsworthy scandalous
 Quoting: Manosteel


As a grown ass woman, if I'd heard the exchange between you I would be LMAO. LOL
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The girl has feelings too and probably overheard them laughing at her. Leading to more self esteem issues for her.
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Seriously? LOL LOL LOL

She dressed that way to get that kind of noticed and those kinds of comments.

Get real.
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The girl has feelings too and probably overheard them laughing at her. Leading to more self esteem issues for her.
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Seriously? LOL LOL LOL

She dressed that way to get that kind of noticed and those kinds of comments.

Get real.
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it's good when men can still be men and are not afraid to say what is on their mind

the modern world is killing real men

In the wrong company, our little exchange would have been newsworthy scandalous
 Quoting: Manosteel


Based on your other threads, you don't sound like a "man".





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