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| TheOracle'sCookie Offer Upgrade  User ID: 76948143  United States12/21/2018 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 12-25-2018 SORRY...OUR CHRISTMAS CAPTION CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED --EXCEPT "JUST FOR FUN"...PLEASE CONTINUE IF YOU LIKE!!  CHRISTMAS CAPTION CONTEST HAS HAD AN "EXPLOSION OF UPGRADES" DURING THE LATE HOURS OF CHRISTMAS DAY! THE COUNT SO FAR IS SEVEN (7) FULL JANUARY UPGRADES FOR CONTESTANTS! NOTE: If you "catch the Upgrade FEVER" and wish to upgrade one of our other contestants you especially enjoyed, please do so! PM me so I can add them to this list! THANKS!  TheOracle'sCookie UPGRADE AWARDS SO FAR: RED JOHN (applied upgrade 1-4-2019) Jwnlwplus4 (O'sCookie applied upgrade 1-4-2019) Timur202 (applied 12-25) Asymptote(applied 12-25) HairyBarbarian (applied 12-25) AbortedSoul (applied 12-25-2018) Pinkorchid (applied 12-25-2018) PLUS 7 WINNERS AMONG GLP "ALREADY UPGRADED MEMBERS" ARE: JackColtutt Lilopin American Indian Elder HolyMonkey ALIASX Republic of Texas (ALL GREEN KARMA APPLIED 12-24 AND 12-25-2018) DRUM ROLL:...... THE FOLLOWING ARE NON-UPGRADED MEMBERS WHO HAVE WON ONE OF THREE (3) UPGRADES FOR JANUARY 2019: Jwnlwplus4...PAGE 4 :XMAScaption: I've have begged you not to read my post on GLP!! This has to stop! ------------------ Red John page...Page 4 our first 'WIN' with a VIDEO ENTRY:  [link to youtu.be (secure)]  Cat in the Kettle--ENJOYED THIS and its a first! Cat Steven's famous "Cat in the Cradel" with a "cat-in-the-eggroll" version. AND also...for a 2nd... "Does this Box make me look FAT?" ----------------- Asymptote's...Page 3 Cat: just fill the rest of the box with Meow-Mix....none of those stupid packing peanuts. BE BACK WITH THE GREEN KARMA AWARDS FOR UPGRADED MEMBER WINNERS! **THE 2 WINNERS who TheOracle'sCookie upgrades will have their upgrades awarded by Jan.3rd--my next payday. The 2nd 2 winners will be upgraded by Louis and CosmicGypsy. UPGRADED MEMBER ENTRIES WINNING GREEN KARMA: Jacek Coltutt...Page 4 Schrödinger is becoming tired of getting the same Christmas present year after year Lilopin....Page 2 "Did I make it to America yet? Pinkorchid-NOT NPC...Page 8 "I'm stuffed, eaten all the left-over Turkey,Ham, Cream,potato salad, and now I'm gonna sleep it off here tell boxing day , I'm a prepper you see." American Indian Elder...Page 8 looking at cat in the box, Mabel says: I dont know about you, Marvin, first a mail order bride, then a blow up doll and now THIS!... Page 1 HolyMonkey :XMAScaption: Burt says to Ernie, "Woah Woah man, back down! We gotta play this one cool. It's still a few days until xmas, the cat our owner bought his kids might not survive wrapped in a box till than. Republic of Texas....Page 2 "The Christmas PORCH-PIRATES...are not going to be pleased with this one!" Page 7....ALIASX "Caption!...All systems are a GO!" Great job everyone! :Winter cat1: MERRY CHRISTMAS--AND THANKS! -----------------------END EDITS----------------------------------------------- MY ANNUAL CHRISTMAS-CAPTION CONTEST STARTS TODAY! WIN one OF 2 FREE 1-MONTH GLP UP-GRADED MEMBERSHIPS/GREEN KARMA IMAGE WE WILL CAPTION: :XMAScaption: Burt and Ernie have "issues" at Christmas...Burt the Black dog always tries to get Ernie's Christmas Cookie with the lie that: "Burt is O.K. with it! He says I can have TWO!"...WHAT ELSE COULD BE GOING ON HERE? I really get a kick out of our Holiday Caption Contests and it puts me in the "holiday mood." I'm starting the CHRISTMAS-Caption contest EARLY this year to give everyone a chance to enter by MIDNIGHT CHRISTMAS-EVE. (An example of an earlier contest is linked below if you are new to my previous contests!~) Have fun with it... Thread: ANNUAL THANKSGIVING CAPTION CONTEST! WIN ONE OF 2 1-MONTH (December) GLP MEMBERSHIP. video ALTERNATE IDEAS FOR A CAPTION: POST A VIDEO (EXAMPLE: like this one below from the 2018 Thanksgiving contest) You may ALSO enter ANY VIDEO CLIP and a caption remark for the clip for Burt & Ernie (keep it clean!) (example from last year's winner below.) [link to youtu.be (secure)] CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something." (Eggor explains the label on the jar for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. Frank --which explains why the MONSTER isn't acting quite NORMAL!) Let's Go! Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 01/04/2019 04:44 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/21/2018 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | SECOND CAPTION PIC FOR "CAT LOVERS"... BE SURE TO LET ME KNOW WHICH PICTURE YOU ARE USING FOR YOUR CAPTION (SAY "CAT PIC" OR "DOG PIC") IF YOU USE THIS 2ND PIC! Burt says to Ernie, "Woah Woah man, back down! We gotta play this one cool. It's still a few days until xmas, the cat our owner bought his kids might not survive wrapped in a box till than. I answered Holy Monkey with this: OH NOOOOOSE.... Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie You must be psychic with THIS caption, kiddo! The image I chose for this caption contest (the Burt and Ernie pic) was a 'TIE" to this IMAGE I almost used instead...It was this one--a CAT in a Box!: Maybe we should add this as a SECOND CHOICE for a caption. Great entry! Thank you! O'sCookie THanks HolyMonkey for this suggestion. O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/21/2018 08:04 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/21/2018 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/21/2018 06:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gee...How would you put THAT into words for a caption? Which snowman is BURT? :lol1: TheOracle'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/21/2018 07:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bacon on fruit cake...EWWWW.... :Jimbarfng: Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/21/2018 07:01 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| cosmicgypsy User ID: 74619032 United States12/21/2018 07:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll toss another full upgrade into the mix....  You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Starbrite User ID: 77206062 United States12/21/2018 07:27 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Don't look, I know you want another White Christmas, but this year it's gonna be my way, and we will have a Black Christmas. Last Edited by Starbrite on 12/21/2018 07:28 PM Rise from the ashes;Liting a flame which shall smoulder until it reaches the intensity of an inferno leaving a path of scorched earth in its wake, henceforth, in a new season a garden of flowers shall bloom. (Starbrite) Life is a process;Enjoy the drive as much as the destination. (Starbrite) We have actually made contact;The secret is embedded as deep as the alchemy spells from the Dark Ages, and as spiritually enligthening as the dawn of the Renaissance. (Starbrite) LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HATE! (Starbrite) www.Starcopia.com www.footprintsintheshiftingsand.wordpress.com The Eclectic Muse |
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| Granite Guy User ID: 76872062 United States12/21/2018 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Burt the Black dog always tries to get Ernie's Christmas Cookie with the lie that: "Burt is O.K. with it! He says I can have TWO!" WHAT ELSE COULD BE GOING ON HERE? My Caption for this would be "Back Off. Those are my Presents" |
| Deplorable Zenobia User ID: 73535977 United States12/21/2018 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | First off, Happy Holidays to all here in GLP land! Love the poll, O's C....I personally think the tree needs to go into basement, hehe!! OK, for the cool caption contest. Ya' know, I think the two dogs pic is totally wrong. First off, the white dog is a female, the mate of big black dog. And what's really going on here folks is big black dog's reaction to their owner opening up his Xmas gift from thoughtful wife who gave him a wkend of duck hunting in Great Lakes w/ his buddies. And the big black dog is like, 'Stop yapping! It's a boys trip and I'm going, dammit!' And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
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| holymonkey User ID: 76970541 United States12/21/2018 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 12-21-2018 THIS AREA ON POST #1 WILL BE THE "WINNER'S CIRCLE" on XMAS EVE --LOOK HERE FOR WINNERS MIDNIGHT CHRISTMAS EVE!  THANKS IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR GLP CREATIVE CONTEST ENTRIES! WINNERS: WINNERS (NOT CURRENTLY UPGRADED) RECEIVE 1 FREE FULL UP-GRADE FOR JAN.2019 RUNNERS-UP: Already Up-Graded GLP Members receive green karma and caption illustrated here! RUNNERS-UP: Great Captions not winning the upgrade will receive green karma with their caption illustrated here! HAVE FUN AND MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY HOLIDAYS! TheOracle'sCookie 12-21-2018 -----------------------END EDITS----------------------------------------------- MY ANNUAL CHRISTMAS-CAPTION CONTEST STARTS TODAY! WIN one OF 2 FREE 1-MONTH GLP UP-GRADED MEMBERSHIPS/GREEN KARMA IMAGE WE WILL CAPTION: :XMAScaption: Burt and Ernie have "issues" at Christmas...Burt the Black dog always tries to get Ernie's Christmas Cookie with the lie that: "Burt is O.K. with it! He says I can have TWO!"...WHAT ELSE COULD BE GOING ON HERE? I really get a kick out of our Holiday Caption Contests and it puts me in the "holiday mood." I'm starting the CHRISTMAS-Caption contest EARLY this year to give everyone a chance to enter by MIDNIGHT CHRISTMAS-EVE. (An example of an earlier contest is linked below if you are new to my previous contests!~) Have fun with it... Thread: ANNUAL THANKSGIVING CAPTION CONTEST! WIN ONE OF 2 1-MONTH (December) GLP MEMBERSHIP. video ALTERNATE IDEAS FOR A CAPTION: POST A VIDEO (EXAMPLE: like this one below from the 2018 Thanksgiving contest) You may ALSO enter ANY VIDEO CLIP and a caption remark for the clip for Burt & Ernie (keep it clean!) (example from last year's winner below.) [link to youtu.be (secure)] CAPTION WAS: "I think she said the name was "Abby Normal" or something." (Eggor explains the label on the jar for Frankenstein's BRAIN...to Dr. Frank --which explains why the MONSTER isn't acting quite NORMAL!) Let's Go! First pic- Burt says to Ernie, "Woah Woah man, back down! We gotta play this one cool. It's still a few days until xmas, the cat our owner bought his kids might not survive wrapped in a box till than." Second pic- meanwhile in the box the cat is thinking, "Go ahead and wrap me up, I'd rather suffocate than live in a house with those two mutts!" Last Edited by The Infinite Mandalbrot on 12/21/2018 08:04 PM Nothing is impossible with the right tool. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/21/2018 07:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You must be psychic with THIS caption, kiddo! The image I chose for this caption contest (the Burt and Ernie pic) was a 'TIE" to this IMAGE I almost used instead...It was this one--a CAT in a Box!: Maybe we should add this as a SECOND CHOICE for a caption. Great entry! Thank you! O'sCookie P.S. If you decide to use the "cat in the box" image rather than the 2 dogs, please label which image you are wanting to caption! Thanks! Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 12/21/2018 08:08 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/21/2018 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh no!! I'm sorry....still that's ironic. Lol 😂wait I got a good one to go with it. I'll edit my post Quoting: holymonkey :lol1: "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| Pinkorchid- Not NPC User ID: 77204694 Australia12/21/2018 08:07 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IMAGE WE WILL CAPTION: :XMAScaption: "Sweetheart , I don't want you to see this, but the Government is now MICRO CHIPPING Dogs, for god sake" "They will know our every move" Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 76948143 United States12/21/2018 08:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | IMAGE WE WILL CAPTION: Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie :XMAScaption: "Sweetheart , I don't want you to see this, but the Government is now MICRO CHIPPING Dogs, for god sake" "They will know our every move" Good one AS USUAL! "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
