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GLP THERAPY THREAD

 
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GLP THERAPY THREAD
Sit back... relax... and tell me how that makes you feel.

I am a highly achieved psychology practitioner and have decided to donate some of my time this Christmas to helping those who perhaps might need it. Tell me what's on your mind.

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what does it all mean anyways.

:)

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what does it all mean anyways.

:)

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 Quoting: SyncAsFunk


One of the most prolifically pondered queries throughout peoplekinds history.

One must look inside ones self for the answer for you are the creator of your own realm and progenitor of your own perceptions. No two beings are alike... nor are they dissimilar.

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That's a safe bet.

Figured I'd warm up the brainpan off the hop for ya.

chuckle

cheers
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[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

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That's a safe bet.

Figured I'd warm up the brainpan off the hop for ya.

chuckle

cheers
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It was a good way to get the thread rolling, but I think we both know which direction this thread is going to go...


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If a video makes a GROWN MAN cry and some females vomit, do you really want to watch?

This person I know kept telling me to watch this video, "Bro it's so sick, Daniel nearly gagged at the sight...it's like inside out guy..." mmkay and you want me to watch this...why???
Yeah no. I'm a firm believer in "what is seen can't be unseen".
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I'm in tears because I have no money and I worked hard going every day on flea market trying to sell stuff.Nothing sells at all .People ignore me even if I have super stuff like shiny opals.Today I made first two rings with precious opals .Worst thing is that there is auction on ebay of 15000 carats of opals for 3000 $ and they are all crystal opals best quality you know how much opals are worth.About 30 $ a carat .And it heartbreaks me that I can't buy it :( for fuck sake I worked so hard and still got nothing
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Just rub the lotion on your skin and do so when ever you tell your self to.

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Why did I eat the entire bag of chips?

Why did I think of sending Christmas cards this year,when I've never done so before? I didn't send them; I bought them, but they still sit there next to the empty chip bag. I got stumped when I realized I don't have addresses to send the cards to.

Why does the knowledge that every atom of my being is a separate entity always lurk at the edges of my consciousness?

Why did you start this thread?
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Just rub the lotion on your skin and do so when ever you tell your self to.

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I'm in tears because I have no money and I worked hard going every day on flea market trying to sell stuff.Nothing sells at all .People ignore me even if I have super stuff like shiny opals.Today I made first two rings with precious opals .Worst thing is that there is auction on ebay of 15000 carats of opals for 3000 $ and they are all crystal opals best quality you know how much opals are worth.About 30 $ a carat .And it heartbreaks me that I can't buy it :( for fuck sake I worked so hard and still got nothing
 Quoting: Kek the Winged Hussar


I have read that opals are bad luck. Try making jewelry of some other stones and see what happens.
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Every thread is therapy
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What's worse that today I'm going to ask my parents to borrow me 3000 $ .I need it to start my buying large amounts of precious stones and then start my own company selling it.I'm shaking from fear how will they react
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What's worse that today I'm going to ask my parents to borrow me 3000 $ .I need it to start my buying large amounts of precious stones and then start my own company selling it.I'm shaking from fear how will they react
 Quoting: Kek the Winged Hussar

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I'm in tears because I have no money and I worked hard going every day on flea market trying to sell stuff.Nothing sells at all .People ignore me even if I have super stuff like shiny opals.Today I made first two rings with precious opals .Worst thing is that there is auction on ebay of 15000 carats of opals for 3000 $ and they are all crystal opals best quality you know how much opals are worth.About 30 $ a carat .And it heartbreaks me that I can't buy it :( for fuck sake I worked so hard and still got nothing
 Quoting: Kek the Winged Hussar


I have read that opals are bad luck. Try making jewelry of some other stones and see what happens.
 Quoting: Gemini Rising


An Opal is not bad luck if it is a gift... otherwise, .. figure it out. Sounds like a bot trying to sound sheeple like.
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I'm in tears because I have no money and I worked hard going every day on flea market trying to sell stuff.Nothing sells at all .People ignore me even if I have super stuff like shiny opals.Today I made first two rings with precious opals .Worst thing is that there is auction on ebay of 15000 carats of opals for 3000 $ and they are all crystal opals best quality you know how much opals are worth.About 30 $ a carat .And it heartbreaks me that I can't buy it :( for fuck sake I worked so hard and still got nothing
 Quoting: Kek the Winged Hussar


I have read that opals are bad luck. Try making jewelry of some other stones and see what happens.
 Quoting: Gemini Rising


An Opal is not bad luck if it is a gift... otherwise, .. figure it out. Sounds like a bot trying to sound sheeple like.
 Quoting: rewind


I am not a bot, I just read too much.
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What's worse that today I'm going to ask my parents to borrow me 3000 $ .I need it to start my buying large amounts of precious stones and then start my own company selling it.I'm shaking from fear how will they react
 Quoting: Kek the Winged Hussar

Buy cocoa shares
 Quoting: Balloons


never heard of them :) this is very special day when Poles eat special dinner in day before Christmas.I hope Christmas time will help my parents understand me and what I'm going to do
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I'm in tears because I have no money and I worked hard going every day on flea market trying to sell stuff.Nothing sells at all .People ignore me even if I have super stuff like shiny opals.Today I made first two rings with precious opals .Worst thing is that there is auction on ebay of 15000 carats of opals for 3000 $ and they are all crystal opals best quality you know how much opals are worth.About 30 $ a carat .And it heartbreaks me that I can't buy it :( for fuck sake I worked so hard and still got nothing
 Quoting: Kek the Winged Hussar


I have read that opals are bad luck. Try making jewelry of some other stones and see what happens.
 Quoting: Gemini Rising


An Opal is not bad luck if it is a gift... otherwise, .. figure it out. Sounds like a bot trying to sound sheeple like.
 Quoting: rewind


I am not a bot, I just read too much.
 Quoting: Gemini Rising


hf
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What's worse that today I'm going to ask my parents to borrow me 3000 $ .I need it to start my buying large amounts of precious stones and then start my own company selling it.I'm shaking from fear how will they react
 Quoting: Kek the Winged Hussar

Buy cocoa shares
 Quoting: Balloons


never heard of them :) this is very special day when Poles eat special dinner in day before Christmas.I hope Christmas time will help my parents understand me and what I'm going to do
 Quoting: Kek the Winged Hussar

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Are you the Eggman?
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What's worse that today I'm going to ask my parents to borrow me 3000 $ .I need it to start my buying large amounts of precious stones and then start my own company selling it.I'm shaking from fear how will they react
 Quoting: Kek the Winged Hussar

Buy cocoa shares
 Quoting: Balloons


never heard of them :) this is very special day when Poles eat special dinner in day before Christmas.I hope Christmas time will help my parents understand me and what I'm going to do
 Quoting: Kek the Winged Hussar


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Are you the Eggman?
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walrus
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If a woodchuck could chuck, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?.....ura
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To remember that no matter how darkness creeped in on us... to discover that we do not give up on casting it out of us and this world, is to discover faith. --Ain Soph Aur/A R K, GLP member

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Alright math, I'm over it. Figure it out for yourself....chuckle
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Why did I eat the entire bag of chips?

Why did I think of sending Christmas cards this year,when I've never done so before? I didn't send them; I bought them, but they still sit there next to the empty chip bag. I got stumped when I realized I don't have addresses to send the cards to.

Why does the knowledge that every atom of my being is a separate entity always lurk at the edges of my consciousness?

Why did you start this thread?
 Quoting: Gemini Rising


You ate the entire bag of chips because your house is a mess and you hate where you live. The condition derives from what has been dubbed as "music of mastication"

You wanted to send Christmas cards this year because you are becoming more aware of your own mortality and hope to be remembered by others kindly, instead of as a potato chip junkie.

That is not knowledge, but paranoid delusional thinking exacerbated by your penchant for dill pickle chips which can become psychedelic in high doses.

The atoms of my being had a vote as to whether I should make this thread or not... The yays outnumbered the nays.
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If a video makes a GROWN MAN cry and some females vomit, do you really want to watch?

This person I know kept telling me to watch this video, "Bro it's so sick, Daniel nearly gagged at the sight...it's like inside out guy..." mmkay and you want me to watch this...why???
Yeah no. I'm a firm believer in "what is seen can't be unseen".
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Like most of todays society, you've rendered yourself emotionally numb. Desensitized to your environment and peer groups, it's unlikely you'll be able to hold a relationship long and will likely never have children.
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Why did I eat the entire bag of chips?

Why did I think of sending Christmas cards this year,when I've never done so before? I didn't send them; I bought them, but they still sit there next to the empty chip bag. I got stumped when I realized I don't have addresses to send the cards to.

Why does the knowledge that every atom of my being is a separate entity always lurk at the edges of my consciousness?

Why did you start this thread?
 Quoting: Gemini Rising


You ate the entire bag of chips because your house is a mess and you hate where you live. The condition derives from what has been dubbed as "music of mastication"

You wanted to send Christmas cards this year because you are becoming more aware of your own mortality and hope to be remembered by others kindly, instead of as a potato chip junkie.

That is not knowledge, but paranoid delusional thinking exacerbated by your penchant for dill pickle chips which can become psychedelic in high doses.

The atoms of my being had a vote as to whether I should make this thread or not... The yays outnumbered the nays.
 Quoting: CalmShock


The only detail that I disagree with is the dill pickle chips. They are actually dark russet chips, and I love them so.

You are very good at this.
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If a woodchuck could chuck, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?.....ura
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If a woodchuck could chuck, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?.....ura
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 Quoting: SyncAsFunk



1rof1......hf
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by myself, but not alone...

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To remember that no matter how darkness creeped in on us... to discover that we do not give up on casting it out of us and this world, is to discover faith. --Ain Soph Aur/A R K, GLP member

When North Korea is easier to negotiate with than the democrat party, then something is horribly wrong with them.--Zedakah, GLP member

Libs, Why would a bacteria be considered life on Mars and a heartbeat not be considered life on Earth? --Anonymous

Alright math, I'm over it. Figure it out for yourself....chuckle
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I've seen some shit, man.
I don't know what lies they told you, but I can promise they were lies.

Silencing yourself and living in the dark just means you've left yourself exposed to the type of people who wander the dark looking for victims who won't scream.





GLP