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I am the Second Coming of Jesus Christ

 
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And I am Batman.
 Quoting: Fight The Power


Nananananananana batman! Nananananananananana Batman!

Well can I be alfred? I swear I won't burn the coffee too much!
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People in heaven have moved on.

Genesis 2.0 is about to get started and already has, when ELOHIM creates the second earth (universe), and the second Heaven.

The watchers will gaze upon the creator once more.
 Quoting: x0dus


Yer still figuring out step 1 I see - don't worry, it will all fade like dust and you will land on another star.

hf
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People in heaven have moved on.

Genesis 2.0 is about to get started and already has, when ELOHIM creates the second earth (universe), and the second Heaven.

The watchers will gaze upon the creator once more.
 Quoting: x0dus


Yer still figuring out step 1 I see - don't worry, it will all fade like dust and you will land on another star.

hf
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Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
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People in heaven have moved on.

Genesis 2.0 is about to get started and already has, when ELOHIM creates the second earth (universe), and the second Heaven.

The watchers will gaze upon the creator once more.
 Quoting: x0dus


Yer still figuring out step 1 I see - don't worry, it will all fade like dust and you will land on another star.

hf
 Quoting: Hermit Seb


Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
 Quoting: x0dus


Hi, nice of you to come out from back there!

This one time, when I was a wee little thing, 3-4 perhaps, I had a dream that the tooth faery came flying in to give me a coin for a tooth under my pillow, then I floated down the hallway after her. Fun dream, and then that morning I was climbing on the furniture trying to make myself float again.

What an innocent fun time to be in, 3-4 years old.

hf
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OP, I once thought I was Jesus too.

It's a delusion brother.

You're not the Messiah.
 Quoting: x0dus


The first part is realizing you are not so important after all. The second part is realizing your entire experience of experiencing is doing the same thing.
 Quoting: Hermit Seb


what happens when truman show never stops though?
 Quoting: WWW.THEBIGMANON.COM/PASS


Well, the show, the camera and the view are not separate things, so.. as they say..

Chop wood, carry water.
 Quoting: Hermit Seb


boooorrrrriiiiinnnnggggggg
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boooorrrrriiiiinnnnggggggg
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What, you expect someone to go fetch your water for you, and provide you with a heated dwelling to live in? You still have to exist in the world, right?

chuckle
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I know, since yesterday, December 25, that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

I encourage you to work the work of peace. Let love, compassion, and empathy rule. Please, do not use your energies to fulfil prophecies which do more damage than needed and which may be averted.

Have faith in each other, and put trust in each other.

Try to understand the deep wisdom of 1 Corinthians 13, one of the letters written by Paul:

"If I speak in the tongues[a] of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.

If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing.

If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.

It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

For we know in part and we prophesy in part,

but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears.

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.

For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."
 Quoting: Judocus


Judocus, please get some help for yourself. I do believe that you believe this mess you keep posting, but it is totally delusional and you really need medication and counseling to get you back to normal. Please just go get help - tell you what - if a psychologist believes you are who you say you are, I will too. But first you have to have a number of sessions with that psychologist so he/she can be sure, okay?
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boooorrrrriiiiinnnnggggggg
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What, you expect someone to go fetch your water for you, and provide you with a heated dwelling to live in? You still have to exist in the world, right?

chuckle
 Quoting: Hermit Seb


well ya but that shit don't take all day plus you can't make that entertaining?

i try to make it entertaining
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Judocus, please get some help for yourself. I do believe that you believe this mess you keep posting, but it is totally delusional and you really need medication and counseling to get you back to normal. Please just go get help - tell you what - if a psychologist believes you are who you say you are, I will too. But first you have to have a number of sessions with that psychologist so he/she can be sure, okay?
 Quoting: Pooka


clappa

Dementia is no joke.
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I know, since yesterday, December 25, that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

I encourage you to work the work of peace. Let love, compassion, and empathy rule. Please, do not use your energies to fulfil prophecies which do more damage than needed and which may be averted.

Have faith in each other, and put trust in each other.

Try to understand the deep wisdom of 1 Corinthians 13, one of the letters written by Paul:

"If I speak in the tongues[a] of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.

If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing.

If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.

It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

For we know in part and we prophesy in part,

but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears.

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.

For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."
 Quoting: Judocus


reta

1. you know in the after life you will suffer for speaking like this? - purporting to be which you know you are not?

2. you are using quotes from the new age bible and therefor come from BAC or SDA mind control...
It's life as we know it, but only just.
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And I am Batman.
 Quoting: Fight The Power


Nananananananana batman! Nananananananananana Batman!

Well can I be alfred? I swear I won't burn the coffee too much!
 Quoting: Hermit Seb


citz_batfap
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And I am Batman.
 Quoting: Fight The Power


Nananananananana batman! Nananananananananana Batman!

Well can I be alfred? I swear I won't burn the coffee too much!
 Quoting: Hermit Seb


:citz_batfap:
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Are you fapping to burnt coffee? Huh! What a world.
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Judocus, please get some help for yourself. I do believe that you believe this mess you keep posting, but it is totally delusional and you really need medication and counseling to get you back to normal. Please just go get help - tell you what - if a psychologist believes you are who you say you are, I will too. But first you have to have a number of sessions with that psychologist so he/she can be sure, okay?
 Quoting: Pooka


clappa

Dementia is no joke.
 Quoting: Hermit Seb


No, it surely isn't. However, I think this is a slightly younger man who is suffering from schizophrenia. Could be wrong.
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Silly rabbit. Jesus is in a psychiatric hospital doing the Thorazine shuffle for telling everyone he's Jesus.
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This truth is well known among our principal men now engaged in forming an imperialism of Capital to govern the world.

By dividing the voters through the political party system, we can get them to expend their energies in fighting over questions of no importance. Thus by discreet action we can secure for ourselves what has been so well planned and so successfully accomplished."

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Lol
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Jesus comes on a Warhorse
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Yes the prince of peace brings war
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Alfred??
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Another crazy Dutchman. Are they putting something in the water over there?

I await your first miracle cunt. Like saving your own culture would be a good one. You do that, I might believe you.
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Tap your clogs 3 times and say "there's no place like home"
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It’s says that many will come proclaiming they are the messiah but we aren’t to believe because there is only one true Jesus and when he comes a second time believe this, the world will stop in its tracks and it’s also says EVERYONE will know and you doing this is a sure fire way to go to hell.

You can be an enlightened person. Or full of his spirit but not the one true Jesus
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Youre not being sent to hell for such a small thing. To declare youre good is not a sin that needs punishment..
We are many, you're not the only one.
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I know, since yesterday, December 25, that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

I encourage you to work the work of peace. Let love, compassion, and empathy rule. Please, do not use your energies to fulfil prophecies which do more damage than needed and which may be averted.

Have faith in each other, and put trust in each other.

Try to understand the deep wisdom of 1 Corinthians 13, one of the letters written by Paul:

"If I speak in the tongues[a] of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.

If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing.

If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.

It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

For we know in part and we prophesy in part,

but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears.

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.

For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."
 Quoting: Judocus


You have forgotten to take your psychiatric medication haven't you?
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Tell it to your doctor. I am sure you will meet many Jesus's at the hospital he takes you to.
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S.O.S.: It is not blasphemy. It is truth.
 Quoting: Judocus


Repent asap
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S.O.S.: It is not blasphemy. It is truth.
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There is only one Christ, however we can all become a part of the Body...
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yeah we are, and im getting drunnnk tonnight with batmaan
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I know, since yesterday, December 25, that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

I encourage you to work the work of peace. Let love, compassion, and empathy rule. Please, do not use your energies to fulfil prophecies which do more damage than needed and which may be averted.

Have faith in each other, and put trust in each other.

Try to understand the deep wisdom of 1 Corinthians 13, one of the letters written by Paul:

"If I speak in the tongues[a] of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.

If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing.

If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.

It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

For we know in part and we prophesy in part,

but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears.

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.

For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."
 Quoting: Judocus


A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Your actions/feelings maybe Christ-like, but you are not THE Christ.
Funny how 'social security' has a shortfall...but never WELFARE!
Gimme a break.
Somehow, we can always afford ALL types of welfare (even for millions of illegal immigrants!), plus billions in foreign aid to nations that hate us...BUT...social security is a "problem".

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I know, since yesterday, December 25, that I am the second coming of Jesus Christ.

I encourage you to work the work of peace. Let love, compassion, and empathy rule. Please, do not use your energies to fulfil prophecies which do more damage than needed and which may be averted.

Have faith in each other, and put trust in each other.

Try to understand the deep wisdom of 1 Corinthians 13, one of the letters written by Paul:

"If I speak in the tongues[a] of men or of angels, but do not have love, I am only a resounding gong or a clanging cymbal.

If I have the gift of prophecy and can fathom all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing.

If I give all I possess to the poor and give over my body to hardship that I may boast, but do not have love, I gain nothing.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.

It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

For we know in part and we prophesy in part,

but when completeness comes, what is in part disappears.

When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me.

For now we see only a reflection as in a mirror; then we shall see face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I am fully known.

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love."
 Quoting: Judocus


Jesus isn't going to be reborn. He lives. he exists. He IS scheduled to return to earth in Full Power and Full Glory with a lot of his angels. There won't be any doubt about what is happening. Everyone will see it happening. It will be on every news channel.
Funny how 'social security' has a shortfall...but never WELFARE!
Gimme a break.
Somehow, we can always afford ALL types of welfare (even for millions of illegal immigrants!), plus billions in foreign aid to nations that hate us...BUT...social security is a "problem".

Nah, the problem is the goobermint...Unknown AC.


Blame it on my ADD, baby...Sail
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

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