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Swedish State TV: Virgin Mary cloned herself, and Jesus was transgender

 
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Swedish State TV: Virgin Mary cloned herself, and Jesus was transgender
The birth of Jesus, which is celebrated on Christmas Day, occurred without his having a biological father. State owned SVT, however, has solved the mystery of the virgin birth.

Jesus or Virgin Mary may have been transsexual, they reason. Was Jesus born as a girl? SVT asks and believes they have found support for that theory in science.

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Jesus had a genetic father. It was Gabriel of Nebadon who donated DNA to produce the male child. Jesus meat suit was made in a lab and implanted in Mary... No holy ghost can do such a thing,,, become a father of a human child.
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NOPE. That ^^^^ is satanic BS and blasphemy

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Jesus had a genetic father. It was Gabriel of Nebadon who donated DNA to produce the male child. Jesus meat suit was made in a lab and implanted in Mary... No holy ghost can do such a thing,,, become a father of a human child.
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NOPE. That ^^^^ is stanic BS and blasphemy
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I am not the blasphemous one here Club B. and what is a stanic?
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yes, what you posted is a lie and is blasphemy. Jesus is the only begotten son of GOD.
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yes, what you posted is a lie and is blasphemy. Jesus is the only begotten son of GOD.
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Re: Swedish State TV: Virgin Mary cloned herself, and Jesus was transgender
The birth of Jesus, which is celebrated on Christmas Day, occurred without his having a biological father. State owned SVT, however, has solved the mystery of the virgin birth.

Jesus or Virgin Mary may have been transsexual, they reason. Was Jesus born as a girl? SVT asks and believes they have found support for that theory in science.

[link to voiceofeurope.com (secure)]
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Jesus wasnt a tranny. Holy shit...luckily blasphemy is hazardous to ones health and will shorten their lifespan

Im pretty sure jesus is disgusted by these homos and trannys making a mockery out of his fathers creation

Do trannys forget what happened to S&G? And Gods going to do it again...every single time they build their empire of filth, God will knock it down. Does that tell you God is for homos and trannys? No, it says the opposite
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coming from a country that is injecting 100s of thousands of rapefugees into the center of their country, this doesn't surprise me one bit
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Transgender??! Maybe metrosexual.
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The birth of Jesus, which is celebrated on Christmas Day, occurred without his having a biological father. State owned SVT, however, has solved the mystery of the virgin birth.

Jesus or Virgin Mary may have been transsexual, they reason. Was Jesus born as a girl? SVT asks and believes they have found support for that theory in science.

[link to voiceofeurope.com (secure)]
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Well, there is this mystery

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lol

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God is coming down to fuck you up himself.
I lost my apathy.
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God is coming down to fuck you up himself.
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If they keep running their mouth we might smack them around until god gets here.
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pics of Jesus are propaganda of the Vatican, so any pics of Jesus are hidden in plain sight and are not passed as authentic Jesus pic, haven't you people learned anything on glp
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I talked to a muslim who said they believe that Jesus' crucifixion is a hoax and the Jesus who died on the cross was a clone.

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The virgin birth story is about the Universe.

The universe is shaped like a big womb. We all come into it the same way, through a womb. This is from a story circulating online.

"Beautiful conversation between unborn twins! In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?”
The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.” “Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?”

The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.” The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is so short. Life after delivery is to be logically excluded.”

The second insisted, “Well I think there is something and maybe it’s different than it is here. Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.” The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there is life, then why has no one ever come back from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”

“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.” The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then where is She now?” The second said, “She is all around us. We are surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that we live. Without Her this world would not and could not exist.”

The first said: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only logical that She doesn’t exist.” To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when you’re in silence and you focus and you really listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.”
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Re: Swedish State TV: Virgin Mary cloned herself, and Jesus was transgender
The birth of Jesus, which is celebrated on Christmas Day, occurred without his having a biological father. State owned SVT, however, has solved the mystery of the virgin birth.

Jesus or Virgin Mary may have been transsexual, they reason. Was Jesus born as a girl? SVT asks and believes they have found support for that theory in science.

[link to voiceofeurope.com (secure)]
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Oh fer the luv a Pete. These people are retarded
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This is disgusting. To pretend they are somehow explaining the past with current science, while they are obviously engaging in an attack against Christ, it is wrong on a number of levels.

Does anyone know what the causal factor is to explain Sweden’s moral and nationalistic decline?

Perhaps they are the canary in the coal mine. What happens there will soon be seen other places. They are just a more accute case of the cultural marxist virus that has afflicted the West.
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Yeah but really their story is no more fictitious than the one written in the Bible. (Buy-bull)
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that position isnt going to pan out so well for them, eventually, me thinks.
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Swedish men. Go hang all those fucking morons that you let take over your gov. Yes the Idiot women.
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...And Gods going to do it again...every single time they build their empire of filth, God will knock it down.
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Yes, he has done this three times now.

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They need to be careful. They may not fear Christians, but Muslims revere Jesus as a prophet, and they may not appreciate this new transgender theory.
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This must be an Onion site.
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The birth of Jesus, which is celebrated on Christmas Day, occurred without his having a biological father. State owned SVT, however, has solved the mystery of the virgin birth.

Jesus or Virgin Mary may have been transsexual, they reason. Was Jesus born as a girl? SVT asks and believes they have found support for that theory in science.

[link to voiceofeurope.com (secure)]
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Well, there is this mystery

5. CAPELLA (AURIGA)
The She-Goat: the anti-christ--a woman who becomes a man (Jeremiah 31:22 and Daniel 11:37)

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Nah, that's just moochelle. No mystery...
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Yeah but really their story is no more fictitious than the one written in the Bible. (Buy-bull)
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The virgin birth story is about the Universe.

The universe is shaped like a big womb. We all come into it the same way, through a womb. This is from a story circulating online.

"Beautiful conversation between unborn twins! In a mother’s womb were two babies. One asked the other: “Do you believe in life after delivery?”
The other replied, “Why, of course. There has to be something after delivery. Maybe we are here to prepare ourselves for what we will be later.” “Nonsense” said the first. “There is no life after delivery. What kind of life would that be?”

The second said, “I don’t know, but there will be more light than here. Maybe we will walk with our legs and eat from our mouths. Maybe we will have other senses that we can’t understand now.” The first replied, “That is absurd. Walking is impossible. And eating with our mouths? Ridiculous! The umbilical cord supplies nutrition and everything we need. But the umbilical cord is so short. Life after delivery is to be logically excluded.”

The second insisted, “Well I think there is something and maybe it’s different than it is here. Maybe we won’t need this physical cord anymore.” The first replied, “Nonsense. And moreover if there is life, then why has no one ever come back from there? Delivery is the end of life, and in the after-delivery there is nothing but darkness and silence and oblivion. It takes us nowhere.”

“Well, I don’t know,” said the second, “but certainly we will meet Mother and she will take care of us.” The first replied “Mother? You actually believe in Mother? That’s laughable. If Mother exists then where is She now?” The second said, “She is all around us. We are surrounded by her. We are of Her. It is in Her that we live. Without Her this world would not and could not exist.”

The first said: “Well I don’t see Her, so it is only logical that She doesn’t exist.” To which the second replied, “Sometimes, when you’re in silence and you focus and you really listen, you can perceive Her presence, and you can hear Her loving voice, calling down from above.”
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I talked to a muslim who said they believe that Jesus' crucifixion is a hoax and the Jesus who died on the cross was a clone.

:nutz:
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Ya, well...Shroud of Turin is now proven legit.

For heaven sake, the world has flipped upside-down.
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Lol jesus was a tranny!? Ive heard it all now.
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space alien abduction.
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Yeah but really their story is no more fictitious than the one written in the Bible. (Buy-bull)
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Fictitious?

The Bible is the history of God's interaction with mankind over +4000 years.

How is it that there are hundreds of historical people and archeological finds and places that match what the Bible says? And on top of that, there is not one shred of real evidence that refutes anything in the Bible.

How is it that the Old Testament portions of the Dead Sea Scrolls are over 95% the same as modern translations?

How is it that portions of the oldest New Testament manuscripts in existence are also well over 90% the same?

How have those manuscripts, and even Bibles, not only survived countless attempts of eradication, but have even flourished over 2000+ years?

How is it that Jesus' own words, spoken 1900+ years ago, were recorded? How about the Father's words to the prophets from centuries before Jesus?

Divine intervention.
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Re: Swedish State TV: Virgin Mary cloned herself, and Jesus was transgender
The birth of Jesus, which is celebrated on Christmas Day, occurred without his having a biological father. State owned SVT, however, has solved the mystery of the virgin birth.

Jesus or Virgin Mary may have been transsexual, they reason. Was Jesus born as a girl? SVT asks and believes they have found support for that theory in science.

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Not really surprising.

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