You will have to stand tall, before the Man, when you confess, YOUR sins.

I'll stand before him and state the following:

You left us on this planet with no help in a sea of evil and hoped we wouldn't become corrupted. Pfft. Just erase me.

Bro!

I want YOU, in my unit, let's GO!

Bro.

God Bless.

I made that up, because I could.

I got no problem confessing them... i think about them every day

I have not yet begun to squish!

God Bless you, BRIEF!

Interesting, however.

You're not the only one starting to suspect this ...

Confession of my horrible evil sins:

1.I stole Star Wars action figures from Kmart when I was 8
2.I put 'kick me' signs on a kid's back in high school
3.I punched a kid in high school for stealing shit out of my locker, didn't get in trouble for it though
4.Ripped off an herbal extract bottle from a high-end (shall remain nameless) yuppie organic food store in the 90s

Seriously, I can't think of anything else. Oh well, send me to fucking hell, I'm evil.

You were neither left nor abandoned Jesus is alive..

And kind of well.

He's coming.

DOnt lose faith.

Ps. You were ALL given a book and told to behave in a manner suitable to be received by Jesus Christ and God the father.



Jesus is NOT dead, and neither is Abraxas.

Whatever helps you sleep at night Bitch.
You know what y'all did.