I'm not even lying, i'd have sex with almost anyone!

Yup. Men only want to have sex with cars.

^^^this^^^

Janet Reno not having showered for a month, in summertime, after a cross-country road trip with no air conditioning in her car.

THEN I'll believe you.

Or Rosie O'Donnell.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 12/29/2018 12:16 AM

OP said never been there before

thus no partners

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

I thought Janet was dead...

How about Pat from SNL?

Better yet, how about Dr. Phill?

Ah, yes, when I was super mad at women and being an awfully sexist bastard I lowered my standards and had a similar mentality. I still had standards though lol, just wasn't as picky about weight or political stances.

Banged sooooooooooooooo many I can't even remember half their names or faces.

A lot of people really are fuckable, but that doesn't mean that you SHOULD fuck them. People still have emotions and when you start toying with those emotions and start getting physical you end up hurting people's feelings and breaking hearts.

In other words, you become a fucking asshole.

So don't sleep around, and don't have this mentality of "everybody is fuckable".

People need love, not just random sex. This whole world could profit from people putting down their stupid tinder apps and shit, and spending more time accepting others for who they are and finding shit to love about one and another.

There's nothing better about doing the right thing and being in a healthy loving relationship. It really is the small things in life that make things so beautiful. It's a shame people have forgotten how important and beautiful love really is.

Have any of you ever worn a skimask during sex?

Message deciphered. OP is a virgin.
:gtfohcare:

Then get you some Anne Ramsey...



Nick®

Wow....

If everyone is fuckable to you, I’d say that’s a severe case of incelism.

Do you need some money to use an escort service, or have they banned you?
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A denialist?

Now I know a female, who's smell will smother you before

her fat does, if you can mount that and perform

you deserve more than a medal.

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There us no such thing as bisexual...only queers without conviction

Hillary Clinton? With her rotten pissy cabbage pants?