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NEW YEAR'S EVE CAPTION CONTEST to Win 1 of 6 GLP 1-Month Upgrades! Extended to 6:00 Pm EST NEW YEARS DAY!

 
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Here’s mine! Too late, too buzzed and totally disqualified...lol

For the hound sleeping on the flower pots...
‘Who needs a pot to piss in, when I’ve got two to sleep on?’

and the hound in the guitar case...
‘Oohhh, plenty of womb!’

Happy New Year, GLP!
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Instant Blue Grass.....just add water.
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NICE!

hf

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I eated it,
now I'z haz a tummy aches

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purrmedic
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:lol1:

Excellent!
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The bitch through me out of the dog house, the fairies took me in.
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...

Being new tears eve, I'm pretty sure loving you have been my gift. These many seers I've known, known you though, and only giving you love as made me so. Yell me I'm wrong please friend. I dare you. for I've known you before Trin bought this site. and ask you tonight give my ado our God loving hastiness as you for do. In actually remember you pre 2000 cosmic Gypsy posts our contributions to GLP. hf
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Are you okay, Seeker?....hugs you don't seem quite like yourself.

I've been on GLP since only 2007.
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Tnx for asking, I'm doing fine oh yes I am. Not quite my normal self, you are correct,. Partying by myself I am. Yet, having fun remembering old GLP times. I was sure you were there pre 2007 like a few others I know, and miss dearly. This new years is a blast... O yes it is, reminiscing I am about life in the past. . Anyway, have fun I say for tomorrow will bring a new day. hf
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth



Oh good, hugs , so glad you got back to me. I was a bit worried, but I figured you were probably beer2

Yes, lovey, tomorrow is a new day. Happy New Year...hf
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy

Please don't you needlessly worry. Life is great here, and only getting better as we bring in the new year. Wishing you and yours the best I do, the same as mine through out all time. ?Trying to rhyme here, I don't know why but it happens to make sense with the amount of alcohol I've drank.Happy New Years to GLP, and all the old members I desire to see. So many have passed, I pray to God i'm not the last. hf
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Mom, I know you are just trying to get Facebook 'likes', but it's JULY IN TEXAS, dadnabbit! Even the tomato plants are FRIED! ...... Pah-leeeeease get this thing off me. I can't even hear anything and I need to monitor the cee en enn freaks.
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I can REALLY REALLY see this happening!

Good "take"...Oh my gosh!

cheers
O'sCookie
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I'm in the partying mood and listening to good old tunes. How many remember this? Take a few good tokes to bring back the memories. My sis gave me a deep purple joint before she went out so this hits home. :TahoeFire: hf

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When the divorce was over, I got the guitar and she got the dog. Or so she thought.
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LMAO!
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That is a great one. applause
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AGREED! THAT WAS VERY CLEVER!

hf

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I'm in the partying mood and listening to good old tunes. How many remember this? Take a few good tokes to bring back the memories. My sis gave me a deep purple joint before she went out so this hits home. :TahoeFire: hf


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I'm glad you are feeling "mellow" kiddo.

HAPPY NEW YEAR...MAY IT BE MELLOW!!

cheers
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Here’s mine! Too late, too buzzed and totally disqualified...lol

For the hound sleeping on the flower pots...
‘Who needs a pot to piss in, when I’ve got two to sleep on?’

and the hound in the guitar case...
‘Oohhh, plenty of womb!’

Happy New Year, GLP!
 Quoting: mona lizard


NOT TOO LATE! CUTE CAPTIONS!

CONTEST IS OPEN UNTIL 6:00 PM E.S.T. NEW YEARS DAY!

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Kitten: Me is redeh to go now, Mom! (wants to go with mom to store to get her favorite Whisker Lickens')

Hound Dog: Oh fek' it, I'm tired
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Only thing I got. hf
:touchy feely:
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Only thing I got. hf
:touchy feely:
 Quoting: Seeker of Truth


THAT WORKS!

(This is why Fuzzy Kitty has so much fluff...to
AVOID that scratchy cat!)

hf

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GOOD LUCK,

everybody entering, and all the best to all for 2019.
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Kitten: Me is redeh to go now, Mom! (wants to go with mom to store to get her favorite Whisker Lickens')

Hound Dog: Oh fek' it, I'm tired
 Quoting: starryone


Love it when we can "link to pictures"...it's hard to
do but our "creative members" manage it! lol!

Thanks for your post!

cheers
O'sCookie!
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I identify as a guitar and you will treat me as one ! (dog in guitar case)
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EskimoKittah

"You may look at me and see a cute meek and mild kitty"

"You are wrong"


PottedDog

'This was my first victim"

"This one is currently being processed"

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Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed.

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SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL
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EskimoKittah

"You may look at me and see a cute meek and mild kitty"

"You are wrong"


PottedDog

'This was my first victim"

"This one is currently being processed"

GuitarDoggy

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 Quoting: Buffalo_Gal_13


AH...A CONNECTION NOW EMERGES BETWEEN THESE 3 SUSPECTS!
lol!

Great job!

cheers
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by myself, but not alone...

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Good morning! coffee4
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Good morning! coffee4
 Quoting: mona lizard



Good morning, lovey!....coffee4
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


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Jeez, my cat is sitting and staring at me. She was staring at me from across the room, and then she moved closer to me, and kept staring.

blink...I don't think she's used to me being up this late.

hmm...she sleeps with me, and I think she must be tired.

Oh now, there she walked away.

She's scary sometimes, she's such a crap monster. I've wondered at times if I'm going to wake up and she's eating my face.


chuckle
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I went to sleep at midnight. I've awakened with a cat at each side of me...


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Good morning! coffee4
 Quoting: mona lizard



Good morning, lovey!....coffee4
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


Har-har hardly! Mona’s a mess! lol Off to work! flower
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"You may look at me and see a cute meek and mild kitty"

"You are wrong"


PottedDog

'This was my first victim"

"This one is currently being processed"

GuitarDoggy

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 Quoting: Buffalo_Gal_13

'Tied all three together--excellent!!
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Good morning! coffee4
 Quoting: mona lizard


You too!
Until your military service has required you neutralize enemy combatants and invaders in the defense of your country,
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Jeez, my cat is sitting and staring at me. She was staring at me from across the room, and then she moved closer to me, and kept staring.

blink...I don't think she's used to me being up this late.

hmm...she sleeps with me, and I think she must be tired.

Oh now, there she walked away.

She's scary sometimes, she's such a crap monster. I've wondered at times if I'm going to wake up and she's eating my face.


chuckle
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I went to sleep at midnight. I've awakened with a cat at each side of me...


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chuckle...I've never seen that.

Lil She has been such an aggressive kitteh....I'm pretty sure she was abused. I think someone must've grabbed her by the neck and threw her, because even to this day if I try to scratch under her chin and her neck she chomps down on my hand....she's the only cat I've ever met who didn't like to be scratched there. Her meow is pathetic, like her vocal chords have been damaged....jeez, it took six months for her even to purr, and I've never heard her purr, I just feel it with my hands.

She definitely does not like men. There have been times when my son is over and she will stalk and attack him. And I mean full on attack. She ain't playing around.

After having her for two years she's finally starting to calm down, thankfully, but she's been such a handful....an often bloody handful. My feet and calves have scars.

Kwazy as I may seem, I love her to bits, though.

Someone needs to love her, and it might as well be me.
You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller


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Jeez, my cat is sitting and staring at me. She was staring at me from across the room, and then she moved closer to me, and kept staring.

blink...I don't think she's used to me being up this late.

hmm...she sleeps with me, and I think she must be tired.

Oh now, there she walked away.

She's scary sometimes, she's such a crap monster. I've wondered at times if I'm going to wake up and she's eating my face.


chuckle
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy


I went to sleep at midnight. I've awakened with a cat at each side of me...


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chuckle...I've never seen that.

Lil She has been such an aggressive kitteh....I'm pretty sure she was abused. I think someone must've grabbed her by the neck and threw her, because even to this day if I try to scratch under her chin and her neck she chomps down on my hand....she's the only cat I've ever met who didn't like to be scratched there. Her meow is pathetic, like her vocal chords have been damaged....jeez, it took six months for her even to purr, and I've never heard her purr, I just feel it with my hands.

She definitely does not like men. There have been times when my son is over and she will stalk and attack him. And I mean full on attack. She ain't playing around.

After having her for two years she's finally starting to calm down, thankfully, but she's been such a handful....an often bloody handful. My feet and calves have scars.

Kwazy as I may seem, I love her to bits, though.

Someone needs to love her, and it might as well be me.
 Quoting: cosmicgypsy

"The righteous care for the needs of their animals, but the kindest acts of the wicked are cruel."

I'm sure your kitteh is much loved and loves you in turn.

Eight hours until the caption contest ends.

O said I didn't need to worry about pinning, and so now may not have enough, I had to get rid of a cursing hateful red.
I don't know who leaves them and it has been weeks (months?) since I had one; still they hurt.

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potted dog picture... after a meeting with the clintons....
 Quoting: tacticalvixen


This is my fave so far hf



combining all three:



After seeing the pot shot and coffin case evidence of the 2019 New Year's Day Democrat Dawgy Arkansare* - Kitty finally picks up the phone and dials the witness protection number.





(Arkansas/ Massacre combo-attempt.)
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GOOD ONE!

IT'S LIKE THIS PICTURE....CONNECT-THE-CAPTIONS-WALL...lol!

ConnectingIT

cheers!

O'sCookie
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Dem feels.


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Only thing I got. hf
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cat scratch fever


:pixie:

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PUT YOUR NEW YEARS CAPTION HERE TO ENTER

EXAMPLE:
"MAX the cat decides to visit schools in the area to
warn about the dangers of winter frost bite."


I know I want to do cosplay. But please pick me me meme for the win. Make me into a meme.

PottedDog
PUT YOUR NEW YEARS CAPTION HERE TO ENTER

EXAMPLE:
"Bubba the dog" was so excited about weed being
legalized by President Trump, he fainted on the SPOT...
...ON THE POT!"


Someone said the ground might be lava. But I think, I really do think, I need a bigger boat. I'm so stoned, but I can do this.

GuitarDoggy
PUT YOUR NEW YEAR'S CAPTION HERE TO ENTER

EXAMPLE:
"Buddy the dog had this "thing" for his
owner's guitar case...What's UP WITH THAT?"


IF only my neck were longer. I think I could smuggle across the border balanced and covert. I'm not so sure.

Can I get out of this thing without being quarantined when it is over.

Hey I fit with plenty of room for scooby snacks for the journey against the border patrol.

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