I sense ... I see ... That he's currently dicking that pretty redhead called Gingerpus from 2 streets down. He's going for a midnight snack after that in the Red Lobster dumpster ... Prolly have to fight off a mangy semi-blind white cat that hangs around the joint ... Then I see him taking a massive shit in the sandbox of a children's playground ...

Wait ... What's that? Oh no! Some old lady is spoiling the little fucker with tuna from a can! Fattie Cattie boom boom!