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Ole and Lena Joke

 
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01/06/2019 11:19 PM
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Ole and Lena Joke
The Newspaper

Ole died. Lena goes to the newspaper office to print the death notice.

The clerk asks her, “What do you want it to say?”

“Ole died.”

The clerk looks up. “What else?”

“Nothing else.”

“But Lena, you were married to Ole all those years. Don’t you want to say anything else about him?”

“Nope.”

The clerk thinks a minute. “You know, Lena, it won’t cost you any more if you add a little. The first ten words are the same price.”

“Ten words, and it won’t cost extra?” she asks.

The clerk nods.

Lena thinks hard, then says, “Ole died. Boat for sale.”
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01/06/2019 11:34 PM

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Re: Ole and Lena Joke
lmao
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