WARNING: Demons in search of an orgasm stalk lone self-pleasurers for quickie possession

Tanks for de advice Father!!


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Be prepared to have no one agree with your crazy beliefs.

No evidence =

There is evidence. Google it.

best damn thing i read all day!!! LOL!!!

I think this has happened to me.

All I see is religious programming.

Religion =

You guessed it!

I'm sure the "demons" (earth-bound souls/spirits) also hang around couples and partake of their orgasms also. There's no reason they would only select masturbators.

Yes.

Yer average bloke has to be very careful, in these End Days, when having one off the wrist.

I prefer to do it in the shower, myself.

i like the big titted one's

Here is your proof!

[link to www.youtube.com]

Married couples making love are overshadowed by Jesus. The demons stand no chance.

Is that where the strange guttural growls, bulging eyeballs and the sensation of expanding into infinity come from? Reminds me of the 9Inch Nails's song.

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this story is half a truth

because you said that : They attract the souls of the dead who crave an orgasm.

this mean deads search for thous who make onanists to share the pleasure .

you are in the big mistake if you think this .

because they could have any pleasure and be ewerywhere and they are ewrywhere

so this what you said beware is a swindle because they are already ewerywhere .

you think they can only jamp to onanists ?

ewerywhere

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they play with our word and they are not stoped by any law .

mean they can make anything for the peoples .

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and for me to

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and I can for them to

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Well, garlic is a sexual stimulant when eaten raw, and on the days I partake of the "stinking rose", I am so fuckin' horny with a hard-on that I have to "take care of bizness" and I usually shoot a fuckin' cannon shot load !!!!

fuck yeah

Bless me father, for I have......arrgghhhh.....I have...pant...sinned.

Problem is, those dead souls may eventually tell others about your sick fantasies. Like your dead grandmother.

So when you pass from this life into the arms of your nearest and dearest, don't be surprised when you get a nasty slap on the face!

Tibetans believe that the souls of the dead search out couples having sex so that they can reincarnate at the moment of conception.

That's right. We witness our own conception. Our reaction to it determines our gender.
You can usually determine the sex of your unborn child by figuring out which partner had more fun that night.

I wanted to be a woman in this life, but when I saw my parents making out the hardwood floor of their living room, I thought "That can't be comfortable" and changed my mind at the last minute.

WTF is up with Jesus? Doesn't he have anything better to do than witness heterosexual, married sex?

problem is much diferent

that this "dead" souls swindle a lot to have a "fun"

so who make a slap for who ?

to late

so who laught from who ?

only satan laught .

see ?

He's protecting the sanctity of married life from Satan's sex-crazed demons.

Didn't you go to Sunday School?

Jews believe that Elijah the Prophet is present at every Jewish baby's circumcision.

And Elijah still finds time to disguise himself as a beggar and hit up every Descendant of the 12 tribes for spare change.

so who make this fantasies if the soul enter your body is inside you ? you or He-spirit ?

surprised when you get a nasty slap on the face! ?

I'm out of garlic. I need a priest right now!!!

On Passover Elijah stops in for a full glass of wine at every Jew's house.
talk about a hangover!

At lease Elijah sounds like a partier... Jesus sounds like a voyeur.

There used to be a priest in every neighborhood, ready with his crucifix 24/7. You could always smack your plank safe in the knowledge that no demon would touch you.

You're playing with fire, Evil Twin. Try a hotline.

Hoo-yeah!

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