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Heard from my uncle the other day...

Apparently there's a new Starwars revue coming out. They have a cast of thousands participating and the Grand opening is scheduled for the solstice.

So Word is, according to a man from uncle's tribe named Sam, Delilah is lead actress even though Judges don't approve. But she showed up at the casting call and mesmerized the masses, even Roderic, who just happened to be in town to raid a caravanserai over a shipment that was tracked from Mongolia via Tibet. Apparently, Chin era temples were pinging the Great Wall and announcing the rebirth of the legions of sleeping clay warriors. Nutz man, seems there's a briefcase with second hand undergarments in it with dna traces from some old fart...

Anyway, story goes that the show starts with a red carpet entry to Cheops, where scenes will be broadcast on UTV. The papyrussi are going bezerk over the prospect of scribing wavelength guide effigies of the beautiful while watching them in glee walking towards their last ritual.

Oh, almost forgot, there's a planned opening act called Witches of Saleem. I hear it's kind of antithetical to the whole theatrical production. But mom said that their fleeting tongue action clears the air and ozonates the Gallery. But she won't go as the ululation gives her cramps.

Should be interesting, but I guess I'll wait on the Blue Ray release and watch it with my eclipse viewer, you know, the one where you make a hole in a box and place a parchment on the other side. Funny things obscura cameras, lol, learned that trick from using play-doh.

Note to Self: get some clay to patch the roof. Rain is coming and the atrium needs the drains cleaned as well.