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Then I looked, and behold, a Lamb standing on Mount Zion, and with Him one hundred and forty-four thousand, having His Father's name written on their foreheads.

And I heard a voice from heaven, like the voice of many waters, and like the voice of loud thunder. And I heard the sound of harpists playing their harps.

They sang as it were a new song before the throne, before the four living creatures, and the elders; and no one could learn that song except the hundred and forty-four thousand who were redeemed from the earth.

These are the ones who were not defiled with women, for they are virgins. These are the ones who follow the Lamb wherever He goes. These were redeemed from among men, being firstfruits to God and to the Lamb.

And in their mouth was found no deceit, for they are without fault before the throne of God.

Then I saw another angel flying in the midst of heaven, having the everlasting gospel to preach to those who dwell on the earth—to every nation, tribe, tongue, and people—

saying with a loud voice, "Fear God and give glory to Him, for the hour of His judgment has come; and worship Him who made heaven and earth, the sea and springs of water."

And another angel followed, saying, "Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she has made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication."

Then a third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, "If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives his mark on his forehead or on his hand,

"he himself shall also drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out full strength into the cup of His indignation. He shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb.

"And the smoke of their torment ascends forever and ever; and they have no rest day or night, who worship the beast and his image, and whoever receives the mark of his name."

Here is the patience of the saints; here are those who keep the commandments of God and the faith of Jesus.




Couldn't say it any clearer,

but the delusional ones ALWAYS say it doesn't mean what it says

SO THAT THEY CAN SAY ME, ME, ME!



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Yeah, you know better.

Yeah, you are very, very special.

Go ahead, crash and burn your way.

Suicidal last week.

Super holy man this week.

byekitty
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you have no idea who the 144000 are

we are starseeds

we are the ones who know the truth about the universe

we dont die

we are recycled

if i die here

i am re born later


"fear not those who kill the body but cannot destroy the soul"


lol

so


yeah look at me


i broke my neck

my wife cheated on me

my first wife left me too

yeah look at me

i was paralyzed fromthe waist down for a year
yeah look at me

i am 143999 yeah look at me


better look UP


NOT at me.
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Yeah, you know better.

Yeah, you are very, very special.

Go ahead, crash and burn your way.

Suicidal last week.

Super holy man this week.

byekitty
 Quoting: shoeshy


you are right

put a holy man in a world controlled by the devil

see how long he lasts before he goes crazy


fkin stupid
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you think "only the jews"
?lol

they only killed jesus.
 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants


You have ZERO understanding of The Bible.

The whole plot is The Antichrist crushing the Jews during the Time of Jacob's Trouble, the Great Tribulation, so that they finally beg Jesus Christ to forgive them and come rescue them

which is EXACTLY WHEN AND WHY Jesus Christ returns TO THE JEWS at the Mount of Olives in Jerusalem in Israel.


Not because of aliens...

pick

But go ahead... you know everything... go do it.

Looking forward to your updates...



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you think "only the jews"
?lol

they only killed jesus.
 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants


You have ZERO understanding of The Bible.

The whole plot is The Antichrist crushing the Jews during the Time of Jacob's Trouble, the Great Tribulation, so that they finally beg Jesus Christ to forgive them and come rescue them

which is EXACTLY WHEN AND WHY Jesus Christ returns TO THE JEWS at the Mount of Olives in Jerusalem in Israel.


Not because of aliens...

pick

But go ahead... you know everything... go do it.

Looking forward to your updates...
 Quoting: shoeshy


i only posted about 100 bible scriptures


fuck off

kindly
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fuck off

kindly
 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants


Oh definitely the Spirit of Jesus Christ...

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fuck off

kindly
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Oh definitely the Spirit of Jesus Christ...


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sure is stupid

he stood up to bullies too

Matthew 12:34 O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.


he called out vipers too
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Matthew 3:7 But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?


lol


offspring of VIPERS


reptilians


bitches
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There are two possibilities here. One is that you are legitimately one of the 144,000 and enlightened, hence belong to God. The other is that you're mkultra'd to the max, and have been brainwashed to believe you are one of them.
 Quoting: Love_Goddess


Glad we're allowing for so many possibilities here....

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Jesus was telepathic


just like how they speak to me


Luke 6:8 But he knew their thoughts, and said to the man which had the withered hand, Rise up, and stand forth in the midst. And he arose and stood forth.
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here we go again


lol

troll away

post opinions

i post scriptures

i back up everything i claim
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you have no idea who the 144000 are


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They are Jews preaching Jesus Christ

after the Church of Jesus Christ is gone.

But you think you elect yourself super holy virgin Jew

because you are delusional ego.

You are a sinner

in desperate need of Jesus Christ.

Repent of your foolish pride.
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That you may know that I, the LORD,
Who call you by your name,
Am the God of Israel.

I am the LORD, and there is no other;
There is no God besides Me
.


Thus says the LORD,
The Holy One of Israel, and his Maker


Truly You are God, who hide Yourself,
O God of Israel, the Savior!


For thus says the LORD,
Who created the heavens,
Who is God,
Who formed the earth and made it,
Who has established it,
Who did not create it in vain,
Who formed it to be inhabited:
"I am the LORD, and there is no other.
I have not spoken in secret,
In a dark place of the earth;
I did not say to the seed of Jacob,
'Seek Me in vain';
I, the LORD, speak righteousness,
I declare things that are right.


Who has declared this from ancient time?
Who has told it from that time?
Have not I, the LORD?
And there is no other God besides Me,
A just God and a Savior;
There is none besides Me.


"Look to Me, and be saved,
All you ends of the earth!
For I am God, and there is no other
.

I have sworn by Myself;
The word has gone out of My mouth in righteousness,
And shall not return,
That to Me every knee shall bow,
Every tongue shall take an oath
.

He shall say,
'Surely in the LORD I have righteousness and strength.
To Him men shall come,
And all shall be ashamed
Who are incensed against Him
.

In the LORD all the descendants of Israel
Shall be justified, and shall glory.'




Behold, My Servant shall deal prudently;
He shall be exalted and extolled and be very high.

Just as many were astonished at you,
So His visage was marred more than any man,
And His form more than the sons of men;

So shall He sprinkle many nations.
Kings shall shut their mouths at Him;
For what had not been told them they shall see,
And what they had not heard they shall consider.

Who has believed our report?
And to whom has the arm of the LORD been revealed?

For He shall grow up before Him as a tender plant,
And as a root out of dry ground.
He has no form or comeliness;
And when we see Him,
There is no beauty that we should desire Him.

He is despised and rejected by men,
A Man of sorrows and acquainted with grief.
And we hid, as it were, our faces from Him;
He was despised, and we did not esteem Him.

Surely He has borne our griefs
And carried our sorrows;
Yet we esteemed Him stricken,
Smitten by God, and afflicted.

But He was wounded for our transgressions,
He was bruised for our iniquities;
The chastisement for our peace was upon Him,
And by His stripes we are healed.

All we like sheep have gone astray;
We have turned, every one, to his own way;
And the LORD has laid on Him the iniquity of us all.

He was oppressed and He was afflicted,
Yet He opened not His mouth;
He was led as a lamb to the slaughter,
And as a sheep before its shearers is silent,
So He opened not His mouth.

He was taken from prison and from judgment,
And who will declare His generation?
For He was cut off from the land of the living;
For the transgressions of My people He was stricken.

And they made His grave with the wicked—
But with the rich at His death,
Because He had done no violence,
Nor was any deceit in His mouth.

Yet it pleased the LORD to bruise Him;
He has put Him to grief.
When You make His soul an offering for sin,
He shall see His seed, He shall prolong His days,
And the pleasure of the LORD shall prosper in His hand.

He shall see the labor of His soul, and be satisfied.
By His knowledge My righteous Servant shall justify many,
For He shall bear their iniquities.

Therefore I will divide Him a portion with the great,
And He shall divide the spoil with the strong,
Because He poured out His soul unto death,
And He was numbered with the transgressors,
And He bore the sin of many,
And made intercession for the transgressors.





But Jesus said to him, Follow Me

And blessed is he who is not offended because of Me.

Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

Assuredly I say to you, that in the regeneration, when the Son of Man sits on the throne of His glory, you who have followed Me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.

Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all things that I have commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age.

You search the Scriptures, for in them you think you have eternal life; and these are they which testify of Me.
But you are not willing to come to Me that you may have life.
I do not receive honor from men.
But I know you, that you do not have the love of God in you.


For if you believed Moses, you would believe Me; for he wrote about Me.

I am the bread of life. He who comes to Me shall never hunger, and he who believes in Me shall never thirst.

For I have come down from heaven

Most assuredly, I say to you, he who believes in Me has everlasting life.

I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live.
And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die. Do you believe this?


I have come as a light into the world, that whoever believes in Me should not abide in darkness.

Let not your heart be troubled; you believe in God, believe also in Me.

If you love Me, keep My commandments.

Abide in Me, and I in you. As the branch cannot bear fruit of itself, unless it abides in the vine, neither can you, unless you abide in Me.
I am the vine, you are the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit; for without Me you can do nothing.
If anyone does not abide in Me, he is cast out as a branch and is withered; and they gather them and throw them into the fire, and they are burned.


These things I command you, that you love one another.
If the world hates you, you know that it hated Me before it hated you.
If you were of the world, the world would love its own. Yet because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you.


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you have no idea who the 144000 are


 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants


They are Jews preaching Jesus Christ

after the Church of Jesus Christ is gone.

But you think you elect yourself super holy virgin Jew

because you are delusional ego.

You are a sinner

in desperate need of Jesus Christ.

Repent of your foolish pride.
 Quoting: shoeshy


we are light beings sent here to get people to the ships upon their arrival


we are kings and priests who will act as emissaries of planet earth to her new neighbors
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you have no idea who the 144000 are


 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants


They are Jews preaching Jesus Christ

after the Church of Jesus Christ is gone.

But you think you elect yourself super holy virgin Jew

because you are delusional ego.

You are a sinner

in desperate need of Jesus Christ.

Repent of your foolish pride.
 Quoting: shoeshy


we are light beings sent here to get people to the ships upon their arrival


we are kings and priests who will act as emissaries of planet earth to her new neighbors
 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants


the great crowd

will be taken into space while the earth transitions and is moved

once the danger has passed
they will be redeposited upon the new earth in its new orbit

there will be an indoctrination process for about 1000yrs

on a mothership


ZION



Once the process has been completed

I will join the rest of the 144000 on planet NIBIRU to be a representative to the galactic council of the race of men.
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look


Isaiah 62:4 Thou shalt no more be termed Forsaken; neither shall thy land any more be termed Desolate: but thou shalt be called Hephzibah, and thy land Beulah: for the Lord delighteth in thee, and thy land shall be married.
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Isaiah 62:4 Thou shalt no more be termed Forsaken; neither shall thy land any more be termed Desolate: but thou shalt be called Hephzibah, and thy land Beulah: for the Lord delighteth in thee, and thy land shall be married.
 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants


LOOK^^^^^


what does that mean?

"THY LAND SHALL BE MARRIED"????

WHOSE "LAND"?

and HOW?????


lol
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i trust GODS VOICE speaking to me directly into my head

MORE than I have trusted ANY WOMAN
or my PARENTS

or FRIENDS


they have ALL LIED to me^^^^^

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT ONE POINT HAS LIED TO ME



the voice NEVER has.
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What gifts do you have OP? Btw I live in Texas as well. I live in Collin County

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What gifts do you have OP? Btw I live in Texas as well. I live in Collin County
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empathy

minor telepathy

electronics get screwy around me if i get agitated

if i concentrate enough

i can summon UFOS

i am not joking.
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What gifts do you have OP? Btw I live in Texas as well. I live in Collin County
 Quoting: Txguy89


empathy

minor telepathy

electronics get screwy around me if i get agitated

if i concentrate enough

i can summon UFOS

i am not joking.
 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants


I am good with launguages

words

i can juggle

I can play the piano

I can draw or paint anything I can see

I was in a MOVIE called "dead flesh" about zombies


but most of all


I understand the bible.

none of that other crap even matters.

You have a silver chord that runs out the top of your head
(i see things too)

you can vibrate it

it connects you to everything else.
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I understand the bible.

 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants

Who do you say that Jesus Christ is?
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I understand the bible.

 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants

Who do you say that Jesus Christ is?
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why do you keep asking that question?


he is the representative of planet earth

the first born man.

YHWH's son

ENKI's son


a HYBRID of annunaki/human.

and a foreshadowing of we ALL can one day be.
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Are heaven and hell real?
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Are heaven and hell real?
 Quoting: Txguy89


heaven is space



hell is the sun
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Are heaven and hell real?
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heaven is space



hell is the sun
 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants


So where do people go after death
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Are heaven and hell real?
 Quoting: Txguy89


heaven is space



hell is the sun
 Quoting: Mr.Wonderpants


So where do people go after death
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there is a mechnism of recyvling

you are a signal

energy

light

when yo die your light (you) goes back to the other place and into a storage crystal for review and processing

sounds crazy dont it

if deemed worthy you stay in the energy world


if you have more to learn
they send you back here

if you are bad or evil

you are kept in the crystal and discarded

burnt at the local sun
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