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I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass

 
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Re: I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass
Wet wipes help
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Wet wipes help
 Quoting: Too Dark Park™ Two


not good for those at the sewer depot
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Re: I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass
C'mon man seriously the skid marks have to stop
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Diapers... voilà, no more skids.
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C'mon man seriously the skid marks have to stop
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


Diapers... voilà, no more skids.
 Quoting: SearchGirl


Yes
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Re: I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass
No matter what I do I get skid marks and wind up smelling like dog shit


Can someone link me on how to wipe my stank ass
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


Well while were on the subject I use my own spit No Joke! Always been very ocd about cleanliness.

It work's!

Or you can use pee also.
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No matter what I do I get skid marks and wind up smelling like dog shit


Can someone link me on how to wipe my stank ass
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


Well while were on the subject I use my own spit No Joke! Always been very ocd about cleanliness.

It work's!

Or you can use pee also.
 Quoting: BOSSMANPRO


Surprised not alot of people do this... It also helps from them horrible Taco Tuesday's when your Asshole is on fire.
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No matter what I do I get skid marks and wind up smelling like dog shit


Can someone link me on how to wipe my stank ass
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


eekalert


Get some baby wipes!

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get your bf to lick it off
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eekalert

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bidet. it will change your life.
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to the red karama poster...no one will remember ya good deeds when your dead and gone....the only thing that will remind that you even existed in this life is a headstone thats all..this goes for everyone.
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I fold over the paper and spit on it. I wipe my ass with that. I repeat until there is nothing on the paper.
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Wet wipes for the win. Toilet paper is for barbarians.
 Quoting: JIK


^^^^This 100% ^^^^

Just don't confuse them with toilet cleaner wipes, makes your ass sore lmao :)

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OP clean your arse thoroughly when you have your daily shower, because obviously you have a shit load of shit that is back logged, hence the skids.
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Your ass hole must be surrounded by too many hairs. Trim it back, then get back to us.

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Re: I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass
No matter what I do I get skid marks and wind up smelling like dog shit


Can someone link me on how to wipe my stank ass
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


Use a Bidet for a cleaner BUTT! Work on ANY Toilet! Benefits, installation, and review!

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Re: I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass
No matter what I do I get skid marks and wind up smelling like dog shit


Can someone link me on how to wipe my stank ass
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


Well, I for one, still don't know how girls do those towel hats after shower.
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Your ass hole must be surrounded by too many hairs. Trim it back, then get back to us.

stir
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


So ur sayin dingleberries is the culprit?
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Your ass hole must be surrounded by too many hairs. Trim it back, then get back to us.

stir
 Quoting: allentownchemtrail


So ur sayin dingleberries is the culprit?
 Quoting: Bill Gates


very well could be
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Ask a friend to help, while they're down there they can inspect and give you the all clear.

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You could hire someone to do it for you!

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Eww, nasty topic but true... in all seriousness, you've probably got leaky gut syndrome... you are wiping and wiping but it doesn't help so, this is a possibility...look it up.. if this is the case, it can lead to nasty infection of the gut if untreated... I'd get that seen to..

I've seen it with a few patients/residents... (-:

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Op fall on your sword. For you never will learn after all these years.
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Eat more fiber or take a few Psyllium husk caps after you eat.
After a while you wont even need to wipe.
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Re: I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass
No matter what I do I get skid marks and wind up smelling like dog shit


Can someone link me on how to wipe my stank ass
 Quoting: Ihatepedos


don't vote Democrat please.
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Re: I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass
Ugh, so gross lol

You gotta fucking wash your ass after you shit. Get in the shower, lift your ass into the sink, whatever you gotta do to get all the shit particles and shit off your asshole rant
It’s so nasty to me, looking around and imagining everyone’s shit stained assholes because they wiped shit off with paper lol

WASH YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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And I forgot:
“Swamp Ass” is caused by having a shitstained asshole!!!!!!!!!
WASH YOUR DISGUSTING SHIT STAINED ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
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Re: I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass
In all seriousness men are so bad about wiping it's ridiculous. I know you're probably trolling but i'm gonna let you in on a secret 'cause y'all men don't know how to wipe good using minimal toilet paper. My husband wipes good but uses a crapload of TP so I told him what i'm going to tell you.


You fold several squares into a rectangle. Get a good grip on it, and when you wipe, you gotta push your middle finger into the edge of your (sorry, graphic) hole. You gotta get up in there. Then fold that rectangle in half, and wipe again. Keep folding till you can't anymore and use pressure so you clean it real good.

You do NOT need to use several wads of TP.
 Quoting: TheBlueOne


Yes. One square is enough.
 Quoting: Bill Gates


TP Nazi !!!
so many steps have brought us here