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I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass | |
| Ihatepedos Offer Upgrade  User ID: 47891050  United States01/11/2019 12:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Rotten Scum User ID: 69847800  Netherlands01/11/2019 12:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nuclear warheads are told to wipe it pretty good, hopefully many will be launched during Donald Christ's holy crusade against the anti-Saudi globalists. May the world submit to Donald Christ and Greater Israel for peace and safety. "That is all to say that in the Congress of the United States, the aisle that divides Democrats and Republicans disappears when it comes to policy that relates to our support of the security for the state of Israel." -Pelosi AIPAC 2008 Poor Freemason loving conspiracy scum, still trying so hard to make it all political in nature to protect their Freemason pedophile bed buddies. Wah wah the USS Liberty wah wah |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77217123 United States01/11/2019 12:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Rotten Scum User ID: 69847800 Netherlands01/11/2019 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get near, point your arse and get ready for a good scrubbing. May the world submit to Donald Christ and Greater Israel for peace and safety. "That is all to say that in the Congress of the United States, the aisle that divides Democrats and Republicans disappears when it comes to policy that relates to our support of the security for the state of Israel." -Pelosi AIPAC 2008 Poor Freemason loving conspiracy scum, still trying so hard to make it all political in nature to protect their Freemason pedophile bed buddies. Wah wah the USS Liberty wah wah |
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| Rotten Scum User ID: 69847800 Netherlands01/11/2019 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Go ask your Israeli friends to help you clean. May the world submit to Donald Christ and Greater Israel for peace and safety. "That is all to say that in the Congress of the United States, the aisle that divides Democrats and Republicans disappears when it comes to policy that relates to our support of the security for the state of Israel." -Pelosi AIPAC 2008 Poor Freemason loving conspiracy scum, still trying so hard to make it all political in nature to protect their Freemason pedophile bed buddies. Wah wah the USS Liberty wah wah |
| Rotten Scum User ID: 69847800 Netherlands01/11/2019 12:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ameriscum are their children. May the world submit to Donald Christ and Greater Israel for peace and safety. "That is all to say that in the Congress of the United States, the aisle that divides Democrats and Republicans disappears when it comes to policy that relates to our support of the security for the state of Israel." -Pelosi AIPAC 2008 Poor Freemason loving conspiracy scum, still trying so hard to make it all political in nature to protect their Freemason pedophile bed buddies. Wah wah the USS Liberty wah wah |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70960909 United States01/11/2019 12:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In all seriousness men are so bad about wiping it's ridiculous. I know you're probably trolling but i'm gonna let you in on a secret 'cause y'all men don't know how to wipe good using minimal toilet paper. My husband wipes good but uses a crapload of TP so I told him what i'm going to tell you. You fold several squares into a rectangle. Get a good grip on it, and when you wipe, you gotta push your middle finger into the edge of your (sorry, graphic) hole. You gotta get up in there. Then fold that rectangle in half, and wipe again. Keep folding till you can't anymore and use pressure so you clean it real good. You do NOT need to use several wads of TP. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70960909 United States01/11/2019 12:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In all seriousness men are so bad about wiping it's ridiculous. I know you're probably trolling but i'm gonna let you in on a secret 'cause y'all men don't know how to wipe good using minimal toilet paper. My husband wipes good but uses a crapload of TP so I told him what i'm going to tell you. You fold several squares into a rectangle. Get a good grip on it, and when you wipe, you gotta push your middle finger into the edge of your (sorry, graphic) hole. You gotta get up in there. Then fold that rectangle in half, and wipe again. Keep folding till you can't anymore and use pressure so you clean it real good. You do NOT need to use several wads of TP. |
| Indrid_Cold User ID: 77253753 United States01/11/2019 12:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Bill Gates User ID: 76572625 Canada01/11/2019 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In all seriousness men are so bad about wiping it's ridiculous. I know you're probably trolling but i'm gonna let you in on a secret 'cause y'all men don't know how to wipe good using minimal toilet paper. My husband wipes good but uses a crapload of TP so I told him what i'm going to tell you. Quoting: TheBlueOne You fold several squares into a rectangle. Get a good grip on it, and when you wipe, you gotta push your middle finger into the edge of your (sorry, graphic) hole. You gotta get up in there. Then fold that rectangle in half, and wipe again. Keep folding till you can't anymore and use pressure so you clean it real good. You do NOT need to use several wads of TP. Yes. One square is enough. |
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| Rotten Scum User ID: 69847800 Netherlands01/11/2019 12:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In all seriousness men are so bad about wiping it's ridiculous. I know you're probably trolling but i'm gonna let you in on a secret 'cause y'all men don't know how to wipe good using minimal toilet paper. My husband wipes good but uses a crapload of TP so I told him what i'm going to tell you. Quoting: TheBlueOne You fold several squares into a rectangle. Get a good grip on it, and when you wipe, you gotta push your middle finger into the edge of your (sorry, graphic) hole. You gotta get up in there. Then fold that rectangle in half, and wipe again. Keep folding till you can't anymore and use pressure so you clean it real good. You do NOT need to use several wads of TP. Not to burst your bubble, but OP is one of those effeminate men, probably a tranny even, they always complain about manly things and want to be as girly as possible. May the world submit to Donald Christ and Greater Israel for peace and safety. "That is all to say that in the Congress of the United States, the aisle that divides Democrats and Republicans disappears when it comes to policy that relates to our support of the security for the state of Israel." -Pelosi AIPAC 2008 Poor Freemason loving conspiracy scum, still trying so hard to make it all political in nature to protect their Freemason pedophile bed buddies. Wah wah the USS Liberty wah wah |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 77046724 United States01/11/2019 12:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Go to the Wal-Mart and buy some Assurance wash cloths. They're like baby wipes only full sized. Use some TP to get all the thick stuff. Then use the damp cloths to dig in and dung out the hole and to clean up the cheeks. If you engage in anal...you may have anal leakage. That is hard to keep clean. It is like post nasal drip. |
| iby User ID: 77243458 Canada01/11/2019 01:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Real humans who are obviously not reptilians at all and are therefor ACTUALLY human don't take craps AT ALL, their bodies absorb everything they eat and their bodies vaporize any unhealthy food they eat, so all real humans have never once pooped or farted in their entire lives!!!!!! Also every square millimeter of the inside of a real human body has very powerful anti bacterial stuff released which prevents any gross smelling bacteria from growing anywhere inside their bodies so even if humans did have an upper or lower intestine(they don't because the food they eat absorbs directly into their bodies through their stomachs because their stomachs break down food with special not actually acidic powerful enzymes that are designs to target food and corrode(burn, eat away at) the wall of the stomach, and their stomach release very powerful acid neutralizers anyways) that excreted food that the body could not break down it would not contain any bacteria(at least no more than just traces of bacteria that has only recently entered the body) and therefor the poo would not smell bad because its the super gross bacteria that makes reptilians poo smell VERY bad LMFAO, You don't need bacteria to break down food in the lower intestine because the lower intestine could just release very strong enzymes to break down the food even better than bacteria does by simply eating it as bacteria naturally does and obviously the lower intestine could release some liquids and then churn itself to effectively break down and absorb the remaining nutrients from the food in the lower intestine so there is ZERO NEED for any food breaking super gross bacteria that smells so bad that its obviously bad bacteria that could therefor cause very severely bad infections!!!!!!! so how you reptilians shapeshifters have entire area's inside your body where very gross bad bacteria is allowed to grow in MASSIVE amounts with them having a ton of food to live off of to grow into very massive numbers shows that your bodies were purposely designed to have NO immune systems in a place of the body you that actually need it the very most(the lower intestine and rectum and anus) because any organism non reptilian or reptilian would uncontrollably evolve a working immune system in the entire digestive track so how you reptilians dont have any immune systems in the entire upper and lower intestine means you reptilians really are purposely designed to have no immune systems in a place you need it the most which means you reptilians truly are freaks of nature and how your minds are able to tolerate and live with a body that cannot kill off a very massive super gross smelling INFECTION in it's lower intestine means that you people have super gross brains and therefor super gross minds!!!!!!!!!!! iby |
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| iby User ID: 77243458 Canada01/11/2019 01:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Real humans who are obviously not reptilians at all and are therefor ACTUALLY human don't take craps AT ALL, their bodies absorb everything they eat and their bodies vaporize any unhealthy food they eat, so all real humans have never once pooped or farted in their entire lives!!!!!! Also every square millimeter of the inside of a real human body has very powerful anti bacterial stuff released which prevents any gross smelling bacteria from growing anywhere inside their bodies so even if humans did have an upper or lower intestine(they don't because the food they eat absorbs directly into their bodies through their stomachs because their stomachs break down food with special not actually acidic powerful enzymes that are designs to target food and corrode(burn, eat away at) the wall of the stomach, and their stomach release very powerful acid neutralizers anyways) that excreted food that the body could not break down it would not contain any bacteria(at least no more than just traces of bacteria that has only recently entered the body) and therefor the poo would not smell bad because its the super gross bacteria that makes reptilians poo smell VERY bad LMFAO, You don't need bacteria to break down food in the lower intestine because the lower intestine could just release very strong enzymes to break down the food even better than bacteria does by simply eating it as bacteria naturally does and obviously the lower intestine could release some liquids and then churn itself to effectively break down and absorb the remaining nutrients from the food in the lower intestine so there is ZERO NEED for any food breaking super gross bacteria that smells so bad that its obviously bad bacteria that could therefor cause very severely bad infections!!!!!!! so how you reptilians shapeshifters have entire area's inside your body where very gross bad bacteria is allowed to grow in MASSIVE amounts with them having a ton of food to live off of to grow into very massive numbers shows that your bodies were purposely designed to have NO immune systems in a place of the body you that actually need it the very most(the lower intestine and rectum and anus) because any organism non reptilian or reptilian would uncontrollably evolve a working immune system in the entire digestive track so how you reptilians dont have any immune systems in the entire upper and lower intestine means you reptilians really are purposely designed to have no immune systems in a place you need it the most which means you reptilians truly are COMPLETELY VERY UNNATURAL freaks of nature and how your minds are able to tolerate and live with a body that cannot kill off a very massive super gross smelling INFECTION in it's lower intestine means that you people have super gross brains and therefor super gross minds!!!!!!!!!!! iby |
| iby User ID: 77243458 Canada01/11/2019 01:22 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe you could get yourself an immune system in your lower and upper intestine AND STOMACH(so you also would get a lot sick from food poisoning and therefor have a lot less diarrhea) so your poo/crap does not smell bad because if there is no bacteria in poo then poo just doesn't smell bad, and not get nearly as sick from the vomiting flu, because reptilians don't even have an immune system in the walls of their stomachs thats why they get so sick from food poisoning and the stomach flu when they would otherwise get a lot less sick and have a lot less puking and diarrhea) so reptilians lack an immune system in their stomachs as well as their upper intestine and even worse lower intestine, people should have immune systems all along the wall of their esophagus also. Anything that does not have a stong immune system in it's stomach is a very unnatural freak of nature and any pooing organism that does not have an immune system in it's upper and LOWER intestines is a very unnatural freak of nature. Poo and farts and sharts are SO horrendously disgusting LMFAO. iby |
