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I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass | |
Too Dark Park™ Two  User ID: 76424431  United States01/11/2019 01:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 76606000 United States01/11/2019 01:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No matter what I do I get skid marks and wind up smelling like dog shit Quoting: Ihatepedos Can someone link me on how to wipe my stank ass Well while were on the subject I use my own spit No Joke! Always been very ocd about cleanliness. It work's! Or you can use pee also. Surprised not alot of people do this... It also helps from them horrible Taco Tuesday's when your Asshole is on fire. |
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| BouncingBetty User ID: 77278658  United Arab Emirates01/11/2019 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  The term "Undocumented Alien" is like calling a drug dealer an "Un-Licensed Pharmacist" I am pro Trump so "please don't red Karma me bro" I'm getting on the ships because even if i'm destined to be an in-flight meal for Zorg it's better than being a socialist. |
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| tangoman55 User ID: 77005097  United Kingdom01/11/2019 05:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ^^^^This 100% ^^^^ Just don't confuse them with toilet cleaner wipes, makes your ass sore lmao :) Last Edited by tangoman55 on 01/11/2019 05:16 AM tangoman55 |
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| Victor Vectors User ID: 71388910 United States01/11/2019 06:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No matter what I do I get skid marks and wind up smelling like dog shit Quoting: Ihatepedos Can someone link me on how to wipe my stank ass Use a Bidet for a cleaner BUTT! Work on ANY Toilet! Benefits, installation, and review! [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] Last Edited by Victor Vectors on 01/11/2019 06:54 AM |
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| clock User ID: 74739351 United Kingdom01/11/2019 07:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask a friend to help, while they're down there they can inspect and give you the all clear.  Last Edited by clock on 01/11/2019 07:09 AM none |
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| ~Blue Spirit~ Observing... User ID: 44197362 United Kingdom01/11/2019 07:17 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Eww, nasty topic but true... in all seriousness, you've probably got leaky gut syndrome... you are wiping and wiping but it doesn't help so, this is a possibility...look it up.. if this is the case, it can lead to nasty infection of the gut if untreated... I'd get that seen to.. I've seen it with a few patients/residents... (-: Last Edited by ~Blue Spirit~ on 01/11/2019 07:20 AM ~Blue Spirit~ |
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| 4444cat User ID: 77104516  Puerto Rico01/11/2019 08:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ugh, so gross  You gotta fucking wash your ass after you shit. Get in the shower, lift your ass into the sink, whatever you gotta do to get all the shit particles and shit off your asshole  It’s so nasty to me, looking around and imagining everyone’s shit stained assholes because they wiped shit off with paper WASH YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| beeches User ID: 74276477 United States01/11/2019 08:15 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In all seriousness men are so bad about wiping it's ridiculous. I know you're probably trolling but i'm gonna let you in on a secret 'cause y'all men don't know how to wipe good using minimal toilet paper. My husband wipes good but uses a crapload of TP so I told him what i'm going to tell you. Quoting: TheBlueOne You fold several squares into a rectangle. Get a good grip on it, and when you wipe, you gotta push your middle finger into the edge of your (sorry, graphic) hole. You gotta get up in there. Then fold that rectangle in half, and wipe again. Keep folding till you can't anymore and use pressure so you clean it real good. You do NOT need to use several wads of TP. Yes. One square is enough. TP Nazi !!! Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
