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I'm 40 years old and still do not know how to wipe my ass | |
Anonymous Cowarcl  User ID: 77275010  Canada01/11/2019 08:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just call the local socialists. They're always happy to send round social workers to blow everyone's nose and wipe their asses for them at the taxpayers expense. Even if you just stub your big toe, they'll send you off to a psychiatrist to help you cope with all the pain and emotional damage you've suffered. s |
| Bottom Feeder User ID: 71289333  United Kingdom01/11/2019 09:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| T3OTWAWKI User ID: 77093723 United States01/11/2019 09:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  It's your diet. Cleanse your system and your shit won't stink or stick  Last Edited by T3OTWAWKI on 01/11/2019 09:12 AM |
| allentownchemtrail User ID: 53502500 United States01/11/2019 09:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| TheBiss User ID: 66674106 United States01/11/2019 09:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Get an in-toilet bidet. It's awesome! [link to www.grainmill.coop] - Bulk foods, long term storage solutions [link to www.CatawbaCoops.com] - Unique A-Frame chicken coop plans |
| Bing Bong Lee User ID: 73636379  New Zealand01/11/2019 09:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You filthy animal. Adjust your shit cycle. Crap in the morning before taking a shower, crap at night before taking a shower. How? Have a good hard guess, BoBo. P.S: You need to clean your butthole when under the shower. Just letting water run over it ain't gonna do much unless you actively clean it with your fingers. Use decent, mild soap and rince that filth. Everytime I take a crap, I immediately head to the shower. Obviously I wipe first to be as clean as posssible and then I go to the shower. You don't have to get under it with your entire body if you already showered just hours before. Pull up your t shirt, remove the pants and underwear bring down the hose ... Jesus ... |
| SpringLeak User ID: 75632946 United States01/11/2019 10:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me neither. I just let my hoes lick it clean for me. SpamSpamSignatureSpamSpam Force Ghost Void God Zombie Wookie King From Beyond The Stars - Also I'm modest and understated. "Those who know, don't teach. Those who teach, are fucking with you." "When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him." Jonathan Swift "Whenever possible be more compassionate. It is always possible to be more compassionate." "Four hearts combined are one." "There is a reason we use brains for thinking and concrete for sidewalks." "God is love. All you need is love...and GALAXY BLASTING SPACE WEAPONS." (I knew there was something wrong with this one, it just took me a while to figure it out) "Women are evil, men are dumb, somebody pissed in the beer." "The thing about smart people is: they seem like crazy people... to dumb people." "He who says it cannot be done should not interrupt he who is doing it." "Humanity has driven off the cliff, now the military is holding their hands over our eyes so we don't see the ground coming." "Some of what you read is wrong because the people who wrote it also did not have a very good education and were groping around in the dark when they wrote it. Lets thank them for trying because without people like them we would have a lot more groping to do in a much darker world" |
| Eilonwy User ID: 77197203 United States01/11/2019 10:43 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok listen, I think some people are saying to use baby wipes and I get that, but make sure whatever you put down the toilet is FLUSHABLE My toilet is right next to the sink, and what I do is after I get rid of the majority of the problem with a dry swipe, after that I use dampened toilet paper. Because I know that is going to flush. I think there are wiping products that are flushable, my concern with them is they may have additives that could irritate. Dampened TP might be a bit safer in that regard. “A grower of turnips or shaper of clay, a commot Farmer or a king--every man is a hero if he strives more for others than for himself alone.” Lloyd Alexander, The Castle of Llyr |
| ~Blue Spirit~ Observing... User ID: 44197362 United Kingdom01/11/2019 10:44 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok listen, I think some people are saying to use baby wipes and I get that, but make sure whatever you put down the toilet is FLUSHABLE Quoting: Eilonwy My toilet is right next to the sink, and what I do is after I get rid of the majority of the problem with a dry swipe, after that I use dampened toilet paper. Because I know that is going to flush. I think there are wiping products that are flushable, my concern with them is they may have additives that could irritate. Dampened TP might be a bit safer in that regard. Yes... and if you must use wet wipes, use unscented ones...i was about to state that one too... :-) Last Edited by ~Blue Spirit~ on 01/11/2019 10:45 AM ~Blue Spirit~ |
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| Eilonwy User ID: 77197203 United States01/11/2019 10:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | People who are saying to time your BM's to be just before the shower are going to regret it in the long run. The brain isn't in charge of these things, the bowel is. When you try to boss around your bowel you end up with things like hemorrhoids. Last Edited by Eilonwy on 01/11/2019 10:45 AM “A grower of turnips or shaper of clay, a commot Farmer or a king--every man is a hero if he strives more for others than for himself alone.” Lloyd Alexander, The Castle of Llyr |
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| MissCleo User ID: 76541118 United States01/11/2019 11:12 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's another trick. Take a bubble bath with your mate. Allow her to touch your butthole in the warm soapy water. all the little cracks and crevices. Then wedge a wet washcloth in there for a little bit. Then when dry lube your butthole with some baby diaper cream, just a little dab. repeat weekly. you're welcome. |
| wingnut1234 Keep Texas Free! User ID: 77057405 United States01/11/2019 11:56 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| C.K. Dexter Haven User ID: 77047820 Netherlands01/11/2019 11:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's another trick. Quoting: MissCleo Take a bubble bath with your mate. Allow her to touch your butthole in the warm soapy water. all the little cracks and crevices. Then wedge a wet washcloth in there for a little bit. Then when dry lube your butthole with some baby diaper cream, just a little dab. repeat weekly. you're welcome.   |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 74849029 United States01/11/2019 12:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's another trick. Quoting: MissCleo Take a bubble bath with your mate. Allow her to touch your butthole in the warm soapy water. all the little cracks and crevices. Then wedge a wet washcloth in there for a little bit. Then when dry lube your butthole with some baby diaper cream, just a little dab. repeat weekly. you're welcome. :lucyfaces: |
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| DuckNCover User ID: 3641136 United States01/11/2019 02:30 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You are impacted with shit.... Change your diet and then use a prepared disposable enema. That will clean you out... [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] |
| wkk User ID: 77280407 United States01/11/2019 02:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | get some of those wet wipes that they use for cleaning the body. After wiping, also use the wet wipes to get cleaner. I don't mean this as a cut, but as information--you can find organic ones along with the baby stuff in your grocery store wkk |
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